HELP!!!!

[Naked Hunny]

As you all know I have some prolific posting capabilities. SO knowing me ill be reaching 1000 posts before the day is out and guess what im dense and cant think of my own title so all suggestions are welcome!!

Please HELP ME!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

The Teasing Temptress

always dangling a bare boobies in front of my face but always just out of reach

 

[Silverlily]

Naked Hunny - I hate periods!
Naked Hunny - Nude with Attitude
Naked Hunny - Virgin Magnet
Naked Hunny - Kneel before my nekkie feet and beg for something sweet.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*snicker* I'm sorry, this is just funny. Heeheeeheehee snort. I'm really sorry Nek, don't mean to be amusing myself at your expense, but what a quandry. I'm gonna have that problem eventually as well.

How about, hmmmm Prolific? sorry, lol

Deflowering virgins everywhere
3am soda machine streak
Do me baby... (I'm reaching here)

 

[Merelan]

Hunny Dew?
Good to the last lick?

 

[Silverlily]

Hunny Dew what?

Hmmm, the possibilities...

 

[Floating Head]

Sweetness with Attitude!


or Sweet Attitude

She doesn't back down when necessary, and puts people in their place with sweetness....

 

[Naked Hunny]

Muff sweetie? How did i get 100 posts ahead of you??

 

[Guest]

You said it best yourself: Flippin Cum Rag

 

[Naked Hunny]

Dont you just love people who dont know how to post under their own name?? Umm let me think NO!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Easy baby, I went offline and stayed that way for a while, and you had some fun with MADDOG and Merelan and Wizzie and a few others.

I'll catch up eventually, I've been trying to write a stupid story for the last four hours and my head is pounding. I'ma ditch it and start all over. These people don't deserve to get laid.

 

[Guest]

It says GUH! on my birth certificate.

Oh wait certificate's got too many letters for you, doesn't it. It's the paper thingy my Mommy got when I was born. Mommy probably has too many syllables for ya too. Oh well.

I still like Flippin Cum Rag - anyone else?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Hun im suprised you know how to spell certificate considering you have a name as insipid as GUH!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Look Nekkie, a new little rat we can play with. Lets make it squeal a bit before we eat it.

 

[Guest]

It's too bad for you that Stupid Annoying Fucking Little Bitch was already taken.

 

[KillerMuffin]

FUCKING ANNOYING LITTLE BITCH was taken, thats mine. I don't know where you got the stupid from. You own title perhaps?

 

[Guest]

Have you read her posts? The STUPID part was pretty easy to figure out.

 

[Guest]

Look at these shrimp, they're so easy to peel.
Hey, anyone want to peel shrimp with me while we celebrate the coming 1000th post?
Say it with me people: Ignore the gentleman with the negitive vibe. Blow out the hate, breath in the love.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yes, I have actually read Nekkie's posts. We have created an interesting dialogue a time or two, which has earned us the unfortunate moniker of "thread hijackers." I do believe that previously someone christened us those "Couple of Nasty Girls." Possibly due to our sexual posting proclivities? Possibly due to the naked 3am soda machine runs. Only the originator of the title could begin to accurately speculate.

Are you one of the virgins she has refused to deflower, as it were?

 

[Naked Hunny]

My posts are not stupid. Flirtatious yes but not stupid!!

 

[Guest]

HUH? Interesting dialogue?

WTF?????????????????????????????

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Muff and I are loved by many on this board for out lightheartedness!! If you were loved you wouldnt have to post under a fake name!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm so sorry deary, did the big words trip you up? I'll try to tone down to your level.

Me and Naked talk on thread. Me and Naked say fun words on thread. Me and Naked be fun. Like have fun on thread. Some guys like me and Naked have fun on thread. Me and Naked say fun words on thread.

I sincerely hope that was simplistic enough for you. I do have ever so much difficulty regressing my vocabulary back to stupid. The punctuation isn't a problem, is it? Correct punctuation can be confusing to an idiot.

 

[MADDOG]

Hunny! I've got it! I've totally fucking got it! (Sorry if someone got it before me but when I read this I didn't bother reading on)

What about "The Postwoman!" Is that cool or gay?

 

[Naked Hunny]

There ya go Muff maybe that was dumb downed enough for him!!