Help!!!

[ashesatwork]

I don't get a lot of thank you cards. Or gifts. I like gifts!

lol

ok now I don't get thank you cards.

fuck. what are we doing wrong!!

 

[RoyceConnors]

Buddy, take a $100, go to the closest Rub N' Tug and stop your fucking whining.

 

[JudasIscariot]

I am sexually frustrated. At this point I'm willing to do almost anything. Can anyone help me?

J.

Have you considered removal of the penis?

Works for me.

 

[may_I_please]

Have you considered removal of the penis?

Works for me.

You have a detachable penis?

 

[JudasIscariot]

You have a detachable penis?

It's a prosthetic that attaches to a belt around my thighs so yes its detachable. I lost it through frost bite in the Peruvian Andes many years back. It's been tough going since with the ladies but I try.

It's also why I have my username, it was the moment I lost all faith Jesus Christ.

 

[RoyceConnors]

You have a detachable penis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY It's not unheard of, lol

 

[TheOverlord]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY It's not unheard of, lol

Love that.......


friends in college use to say she had 2...one in the back for slow dancing...