Help with cumming......More...

[pleased2eatyou]

I was reading through a thread sometime in the past. Someone mentioned a suppliment that increased the amount of of ejaculate, and also made it taste like "marshmallows". I have done searches and not been able to find it again. Help if you about this, or have any other suggestions. I look at ogoplex but I have read that it is all B.S..
thanks,
pleased

 

[BirdsWife]

I'm sorry to disappoint you, pleased, but the product you mentioned doesn't really exist.

My buddy hogjack has a tendency to let his imagination get the best of him, and in one of these fits of, um, creativity he posted a review of a fictitious cum boosting product called Juice Booster, which was purported to convert a man's ejaculate into a tasty roasted marshmallow flavored treat.

Now anyone who has come across his posts on the GB would have known right off the bat that my friend was only trying to extend his unique sense of humor to this wonderful forum known as the How-To section. Unfortunately his attempt backfired, as many people have questioned him on where to obtain said product.

Learning that he was considering becoming a "distributor" of this fake product has shown me that he is a very bad boy who has not yet seen the error of his ways. Therefore, I have ordered him to stay clear of the all-trusting innocents on the How-To Board until which time he is able to apologize for his grevious misdeed.

In the meantime, you can be rest assured that he is safely restrained in my basement dungeon receiving daily punisment in the form of spankings, orgasm deprivation, nipple torture and forced consumption of jars of marshmallow fluff.

Sincerely,
BirdsWife

 

[wicked woman]

Cute Bird's wife...cute

 

[Bobmi357]

Is there a chocolate flavored one?

Man I could be in blowjob heaven with chocolate flavored spooge.

 

[BirdsWife]

Is there a chocolate flavored one?

Man I could be in blowjob heaven with chocolate flavored spooge.

You know that scene in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" where Violet has a little bit of a problem with the blueberry pie portion of the three course dinner bubble gum? Well, we've been having similar difficulties with the chocolate flavored Juice Booster formula.

A few seconds after the ejaculate is consumed, the taste tester begins to....oh, nevermind. I'd tell you more, but it's really not a suitable discussion for a porn board.

 

[gapcapgrl]

lol birds... heaven forbid it be too racy for a porn board!!!

leslie

 

[BirdsWife]

It is not the raciness of the subject I fear, but rather the graphic details of what happens to these poor taste testers. It would turn some people off to oral sex permanently, and as an avid fan of that particular form of pleasure, I simply cannot do such a disservice to my fellow oral imbibers.

I hope you can appreciate my dilema.

 

[Lust Engine]

'Fraid abstinance is about the only proven thing to really do the trick.

 

[lovechild27]

call me twisted or icky...but I always almost liked the taste of cum hot out of the cock....


why is everyone wanting to turn gizz into a fruity or sugary confection? Its sperm...its not supposed to be fruity!

 

[Lust Engine]

call me twisted or icky...but I always almost liked the taste of cum hot out of the cock....

Geez- I almost feel as though I'm on tap now!

And I'd never call you icky or twisted for thinking that way. If anything...I'm greatful!

 

[Bobmi357]

It is not the raciness of the subject I fear, but rather the graphic details of what happens to these poor taste testers. It would turn some people off to oral sex permanently, and as an avid fan of that particular form of pleasure, I simply cannot do such a disservice to my fellow oral imbibers.

I hope you can appreciate my dilema.

You know, there is the potential for some major profit to be had here. You could offer multiple flavors.

Maple Syrup
Vanilla
Chocolate
Pina Colada
etc...

Its all in the marketing.

 

[Gravitino]

I'm sorry to disappoint you, pleased, but the product you mentioned doesn't really exist.



Sincerely,
BirdsWife

A shame really. Would be a great product! C'mon where are all you chemistry students who could be doing some valuable research into this?! It'd be a winner.

 

[Bobmi357]

Maybe we're approaching this from the wrong angle. Biochemistry is devilishly difficult. It would probably be easier to invent a device to dilute the cum with a pre-determined dose of something that tastes good.

It would be worn like a sleeve, over the penis and would have a pressure sensitive switch that would sense the surge of an orgasm. That surge would trigger a micropump delivering a small (a teaspoon full or less) pleasant tasting liquid like chocolate syrup at the same time as the orgasm is delivering the cum.

You wouldn't be changing the taste of the cum with biochemistry, but you would be diluting it with something pleasant.

Just a thought......

 

[Lust Engine]

AGH! I'm starting to feel like an espresso machine now!

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by Lust Engine
AGH! I'm starting to feel like an espresso machine now!

Now that would wake me up in the morning! How 'bout you LE?

 

[pleased2eatyou]

Thanks you guy's!!!

Keep that bad boy locked up and give an extra spank for the SO... The only reason I posted the marshmallow flavor was in the hopes someone else read the same thing and would remember that part. My SO rather enjoys the flavor and would like nothing more than to increase the volume!!!! Personally I wouldn't know about the flavor, I have tasted my pre-cum before out of curiosity but I have never had the aftermath so to speak....
I do however love to see and feel a good CREAMPIE!!!!!
always
Pleased

 

[sanchopanza]

marshmallows? never heard that before. but anyway i've heard that consituent components of certain foods can change the taste - i remember that not so fond childhood memory of all the boys toilets smelling like sugar puffs after eating sugar puffs for breakfast

 

[lovechild27]

Geez- I almost feel as though I'm on tap now

Now where is that spigot at? I feel like a protein shake...

 

[MagicFingers]

Pineapple?

I read in another thread here somewhere that eating pineapples makes his cum taste better. Hope to try that some time.

We guys have the advantage here because women's juices definitely taste better than men's. No, I don't eat men, but have tasted mine by kissing my GF after sex, etc.
I'd rather eat her any day.

OBTW, do virgins or women who have never had a child taste beter than those who have had children? Might be a good thread question.

 

[lovechild27]

OBTW, do virgins or women who have never had a child taste beter than those who have had children? Might be a good thread question

I really think it makes no difference. The things that change your taste would be where your at in your cycle, how clean you are and if you have any sort of infections...really a virgin may be 'untouched' but that doesnt mean shes any cleaner or better tasting than a woman who has had a child.

 

[Dr. Tentakelliebe]

call me twisted or icky...but I always almost liked the taste of cum hot out of the cock....


why is everyone wanting to turn gizz into a fruity or sugary confection? Its sperm...its not supposed to be fruity!

well isn't special

 

[nicocujo]

I've heard that pineapple makes cum taste sweeter. And I've used clomid (clomiphene citrate) to make huge loads. My wife laughs at the size of them.

 

[Dr. Tentakelliebe]

very very interesting sure it was not just psych. though?

 

[Bobmi357]

Re: Pineapple?

OBTW, do virgins or women who have never had a child taste beter than those who have had children? Might be a good thread question. [/B]

Do virgins taste better? Well I'll tell you, the answer is the same as to why a newly opened can of cold beer tastes better than one thats been sitting around for an hour.

But seriously, at least no one is saying they taste like chicken here....

 

[pleased2eatyou]

Re: Re: Pineapple?

Do virgins taste better? Well I'll tell you, the answer is the same as to why a newly opened can of cold beer tastes better than one thats been sitting around for an hour.

But seriously, at least no one is saying they taste like chicken here....

Smells like Tuna, Taste's like chicken, CLose your eye's and keep on LICKIN!!!!!
PLeased