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[steve_perth]

Where would you least like to visit?

the toilet, its a bloody pain the arse, i mean come on, how much of my life am a wasting sitting on that thing

 

[steve_perth]

Hot tubs or steam rooms?

hottubs for sure, far more relaxing

 

[steve_perth]

girls who wear underwear or girls who go without?


depends really on the situation, its all good really

 

[steve_perth]

underwire or not?


well ya gotta have support, even the best of us could use a little help

 

[steve_perth]

do you like BBW or not?

yeah i pretty much like women fullstop, large or skinny i takes em all for the person they are

 

[steve_perth]

voyeurism or exhibitionism?

i lke a bit of column a and a bit of column b thank you

 

[steve_perth]

do or be done to?


we want a pitcher not a belly itcher, we want a catcher not a belly scratcher


most i do, but done too is fun too

 

[steve_perth]

oral first?


usually yeah, both way oral too, but not always. depends how horny and how much we want to get downt to it

 

[rosylady]

Hi STeve if you need more questions check out the Get Caught up On Cookiejar's Questions thread. There Is 177 questions there.http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=127667

 

[steve_perth]

cheers!

ill do that right now

 

[steve_perth]

1) If you were to spend a whole night alone with one person in the world who is currently alive, who would it be?


Eliza Dushku

*drools*

that would be a night to remember

 

[steve_perth]

2) If you could spend one night alone with anyone in history, who would it be?


well i do believe helen of troy was supposed to be a looker

 

[steve_perth]

3) If you had to name the most sensual part of your own body, what would you pick?

hello, im male. this ones easy, it begins in C and rhymes with rock

 

[steve_perth]

4) If you were to identify the biggest turn-off in sex, what would you say it was?


someone who doesnt know what they are doing and stabs my with their hip bones constantly, i cant stand that

 

[steve_perth]

5) If you had to involve directly one type of food in your next sexual act, what would it be?


hmmm me does have a fantasy about bananas

 

[steve_perth]

6) If you were to carry with you at all times a plaster cast of one part of your lover's face or body,what part would it be?

im a big of a nice pair of lips


the face kind that is

 

[steve_perth]

7) If you were to give a prize for the silliest name for sexual intercourse,what would it be?


bonking always sounds like it should win the arse clown award to me

 

[steve_perth]

8) If you had to name the one part of the human body besides the sexual organs that you consistently find sexy,what part would it be?


legs and lips and bum

 

[steve_perth]

9) If your could do one thing to your lover while he or she slept ,without waking them up, what would you do?


i love the idea of making her cum while shes asleep

 

[steve_perth]

10) If you were to have any author write a novel about your love life, who would you have do it?



hmmm i dunno, i dont read romance books

 

[steve_perth]

11) Gents....If you had to describe the most erotic thing women wear, what would you say? Ladies....same question about a man.


those little coloured crop tops and white skirts with a slit up the side u see so many girls getting around in in summer

 

[steve_perth]

13) If you had to eliminate one emotion that has to do with romance, what would you get rid of?


jelousy

 

[steve_perth]

14) If you were to decide the best place to make love other than a bed, what would you say?


a BIGGER bed

 

[steve_perth]

16) If the genitals of the opposite sex were to have the aroma of one food item, what would you pick?

beer!

no wait kfc, no wait potato chips!

yeah either of them would be schmick

 

[steve_perth]

17) If you could have one domestic chore aso be an erotic act, which would you choose?


domestic chores are usually not erotic, thouh dishwashing in the nude sounds fun