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[steve_perth]

Describe your ideal woman.

Okay now we all know what a hot woman looks like so lets not bother with that bit, apart from to say I think eliza dusku is perfect physically and brunettes really do it for me.

Now personalilty is EXTREAMLY important to me when it comes to women as you have no idea. I like girls with a good sense of humour, sounds clichéd I know but its true. Myself im a laughing idiot, I laugh and smile and grin ALL the time, I mean losing control and laughing for minutes is common place for me, I laugh until I cant breathe and nearly pass out and my friends are just like aah there goes steve again.

I like her to be kind, and honest. I don’t like the kind of girls who go around syphoning petrol out of cars when they run out (I know some who do). I like sweet ones that go awwwww when you do something they find nice. I like her to have similar intrests as me, and to take a intrest in what I do such as drawing, she doesn’t have to think my drawings are good (ive got a few here actually ill post in a minute to see what u think) but she should appreciate I like to draw

She should understand at heart I am still a big kid and even as a adult I get up in the mornings Monday to Friday at 7am to watch dragonball z

She should share at least some of my tastes in music, it doesn’t have to be all of them that would be silly, but at least should like listening to some bands I like and hopefully listens to jjj.
She should be willing to be adventuresome in bed, and quite frankly to be honest prepared to spend hours each day making love, coz im a horny bugger with a sex drive up to here! So its nice to have someone to match that.

Nows hows that?

 

[steve_perth]

Do you like small dogs?


yeah i love little dogs, the last dog we had until she died a month back (got hit by a car ) was a small silky terrier called bronti, which is short for bronosaurus, heheh i dunno how we ever convinced mum to let me call her that

 

[steve_perth]

or big ones?


yeah love big dogs too, i love wrestling around with my friends and sistes larger dogs. i want a labradoor myself oneday

or maybe a labradoor cross with a kelpi, we used to own one of those and she roxord

 

[steve_perth]

Do you hunt?


nah ive never hunted in my life, i dont like hunting for sport. i have no qualms about my mate rhys shooting rabbits and stuff on his farm, but he really should leave the emus alone

i could never kill a dog, to be honest i could kill and eat a human person in a life or death situation that kill and eat a dog.

funny but true i guess

 

[steve_perth]

Would you ever kill a deer?

nah, deers are nice. i like deers. though ive never seen one, i might haev to oneday. i couldnt kill a deer, id be thinkign of bambi



how could u kill bambi, i cryed as a kid when his mother died

thumper was still cooler but, hehe i have a chick mate with thumper tatooed on her hip, its pretty cool

 

[steve_perth]

Do you prefer cybersex?


hehe u lurrrrv cybersex, been doing it for a fair while, hell even just talking about sex subjects with girls is so much fun.

tell u something though. ive learnt a LOT from cyber sex and talking to girls about what the like. to be honest its made me a better person in bed. which can only be a good thing

 

[steve_perth]

Or real sex?


however real sex is far better

different, but better

 

[steve_perth]

Have you ever had sex with an animal?


nope cant say i ever have, dont know anyone who has either.

oh and that reminds me, whats d/s???


i still dont know????

 

[ozme52]

Hey buddy.

Take a break already. Play some word association, goofy game. rhyme time.

This cyberbation will make hair grow on your keyboard.

You'll meet more people that way too!

 

[steve_perth]

Hey buddy.

Take a break already. Play some word association, goofy game. rhyme time.

This cyberbation will make hair grow on your keyboard.

You'll meet more people that way too!

yeah ill get around to doing that eventually, for now im enjoying myself like this

 

[steve_perth]

okay ive been thinking and vague memories are popping up in my head, i think D\s must have something to do with BDSM

possibly standing for Dominant submissive or something like that??

im digging waaaay back in the old memory banks here, back to like last year and ive drunk a lot of beer since then

"now ill go back to that building... thingy... where our bed... and tv is"

 

[SecretScribe]

oh and that reminds me, whats d/s???

Dom / sub
Dominant/submissive

(and which do you prefer? )

 

[steve_perth]

the more i think about it the more im sure its dominance submissive, nice one the old stevo memories, and i didnt even need helping out

 

[steve_perth]

Would you?


no i wouldnt be into sleeping with animals, hehe women are far to sexy to be looking elsewhere

 

[steve_perth]

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im a fucking genious, someone go get me a nobel prize for fucking geniousness

i rather surprised myself by rememering that one, must be all the study for exams firing off neurons that havent been used in a while

Dom / sub
Dominant/submissive

(and which do you prefer? )

 

[PleasureMe]

Dom / sub
Dominant/submissive

(and which do you prefer? )

OK SS, I want that sunset when you tire of using it

 

[steve_perth]

Do you like to use toys on your women?


yeah i do very much, its fun for me and her and ads a bit of extra spice and variety. besides it gives my tongue a rest, i cant usually lick for more than half an hour constantly before i get knackered and sore and have to have a bit of a rest. with toys u can chop and change between them gettign lots of interesting sensations for her

 

[steve_perth]

If you can't scuba dive, can you snorkle?


oh yeah nothign wrong with snorkling, im fine down toa few meters, ive been snorkling many times

 

[steve_perth]

What's your favorite bird?


as in avian?

hmmm, willy wag tails, them guys crack me up

 

[steve_perth]

If your girl really wanted it, would you include her pet snake in your sex life?



ooh i didnt see this one coming, hmmmm ive always found this thing about some women a bit baffeling, i mean i can see the atraction, but ud want a friendly snake wouldnt you? i mean it would suck to get bitten by one down there wouldnt it

i wonder how they manage it, eels too for that matter

yeah i would probably let her bring it in, as long as its nice and she plays with it first and shows me how to use it and makes sure it doesnt bite me

coz i do like snakes, they are fun to pat and stuff, i always think how nice it would be to have like a little snake maybe 30 cm long that you can carry around in a pocket, and its smart and friendly and you can pat him and have him lick your cheek and he can coil around your neck and wrist. now that would be a cool snake


*grins*

 

[PleasureMe]

If your girl really wanted it, would you include her pet snake in your sex life?



ooh i didnt see this one coming, hmmmm ive always found this thing about some women a bit baffeling, i mean i can see the atraction, but ud want a friendly snake wouldnt you? i mean it would suck to get bitten by one down there wouldnt it

i wonder how they manage it, eels too for that matter

yeah i would probably let her bring it in, as long as its nice and she plays with it first and shows me how to use it and makes sure it doesnt bite me

coz i do like snakes, they are fun to pat and stuff, i always think how nice it would be to have like a little snake maybe 30 cm long that you can carry around in a pocket, and its smart and friendly and you can pat him and have him lick your cheek and he can coil around your neck and wrist. now that would be a cool snake


*grins*

hmmmmm now that is definitely different.....
*don't like snakes* hehehe

 

[steve_perth]

oooh id like a pet flying snake that spits corrosive poison like flinx has in that flinx series by alan dean foster

 

[steve_perth]

Do you like women with piercing?

not face ones really, but i do find a belly button peicing very attractive

 

[steve_perth]

Tattoo's?


yeah i like tatoos, i find one at the base of the back just above the bum very sexy

 

[steve_perth]

Do you like your women taller then you?


to be honest, ive never known a girl taller than me, i mean come on im 6 foot 2.5 inches tall, how many girls do u know that are taller than that?

id like to meet one oneday though, it would be interesting to hug and kiss someone taller than me, might wigg me out a little but it wouldnt bug me for long

shed have to be one tall woman though for that to happen