Help Steve-Perth make 1000 posts

[steve_perth]

Shorter then you?

yeah i love chicks shorter than me, it seems right for them to look up at me when i kiss them

 

[steve_perth]

By how much?

well ive kissed girls up to and including a foot shorter thanme with no problems, but i reckon much more than that could get a bit silly, but id work out how to do it if i ever had to

 

[steve_perth]

How many pounds in a kilo?


i am physics man so i know this, theres 2.2 pounds to the kilo, i can also convert between farenhiet and celsious

 

[steve_perth]

If you could make one new law, what would it be?


I would make a law that says that universities should get more government funding, youth allowence for students should be more and they shouldnt haev to pay tax on them

 

[steve_perth]

Could you have sex with someone you don't like?


nah, not if i really didnt like her, id be lookin at her face and going uurgh fuck, and there wouldnt be no erection

good thing is i like most people

 

[steve_perth]

Would you get mad if your best friend stole your girl?


i would be fucking furious and would probably never talk to him again. me and the boys have a saying

"its bros before hoes"

and thats the way it is, you dont cross a mate and screw with his woman.

 

[steve_perth]

Or hit her?


if my mate hit my gf???


i would be beside myself with rage, hed be lucky to survive, NOONE hurts any woman of mine

 

[steve_perth]

If you saw a child being abused, what would you do?


march right over there and put a stop to it, get teh child to safey and then probably beat who ever was doign it to death

 

[steve_perth]

If a girl you had sex with came up pregnant, what would you do?


i would have an abortion, a kind now would be bad, i couldnt support one now, and things would be nasty

 

[steve_perth]

Would you want to be a part of that child's life?

any child i ever have i want to be a part of its life

 

[greybeard]

your on your way...............

so steve...........ever had sex in a Holden?

greybeard

 

[kikmosa]

oooh id like a pet flying snake that spits corrosive poison like flinx has in that flinx series by alan dean foster

Flinx didn't have a snake. It was a type of dragon. And yes it was cool. But it killed his sister before he even got to know her. That was sad.

 

[steve_perth]

Flinx didn't have a snake. It was a type of dragon. And yes it was cool. But it killed his sister before he even got to know her. That was sad.

okay if you want to do this, she is a Alaspin Minidrag


i am a very avid reader

 

[kikmosa]

okay if you want to do this, she is a Alaspin Minidrag


i am a very avid reader

I used to be. Now all my reading is on the computer, where I can enlarge the print. I still love books but I get headaches quickly and have to limit my reading. Hate that.

 

[steve_perth]

*knudges kiki*

i was right though wasnt i? eh?? eh???

ima big reader, ill get threw a thousand word book in days withouth even trying

 

[kikmosa]

*knudges kiki*

i was right though wasnt i? eh?? eh???

ima big reader, ill get threw a thousand word book in days withouth even trying

Yes you were right. And It takes you day's???? I could read one in hours back when I could see it well enough.

 

[steve_perth]

Yes you were right. And It takes you day's???? I could read one in hours back when I could see it well enough.

okay heres the thing, im finding it VERY hard to get new books to read, im reading books ive read 20 times before right now. i could read it in hours without even blinking, i can read like a hundred pages in the blink of a eye without even noticing it


so im rationing myself

theres never enough books

 

[Ladybird]

Go Steve....... go!!

Less than 200 to go now my friend.

Here are a few more.....

What colour roof is on your house?

Ever have a met mouse?

Are Doc Martens the best?

Ever fail a maths test?

What colour are your eyes?

Shouldn't you be beddy byes?

What's your favourite breed of dog?

Do you ever go out and jog?

 

[TAKEMEE]

Hi Steve
How are you?
get back to posting
go go go

 

[steve_perth]

What colour roof is on your house?

i dunno actually, i just rent in a place, i know the ones at mums are a purply colour

 

[steve_perth]

Ever have a met mouse?


a what a whata???

 

[kikmosa]

Ever have a met mouse?


a what a whata???

Think she meant pet mouse

 

[steve_perth]

oh right!

no no i havent

 

[steve_perth]

so steve...........ever had sex in a Holden?



nope cant say i have, i haev had sex in a car, but it wasnt a holden unfortunatly, which would have been better if it was, sex in hatch backs is hard, especially when ur tall like me

*laughs*

 

[steve_perth]

Where would you most like to visit?


the toilet, i visit the toilet at least twice a day, if i didnt my colon and bladder would stop being friends with me