Help please....

[Expertise]

April you have my e-mail....please share privately if not publicly

I'm just not totaly comfortable with the "just chaps" thing. I keep picturing the wooly/fuzzy Hopalong Cassidy type chaps. In which I think i'd feel like the second act at a bad gay burlesque show. /yikes

 

[Silverlily]

Obviously, you do not get the Dream Dresser catalog.

 

[Expertise]

Sorry Kitten Eyes; LL Bean, Sears, Canadian Tire, Bass Pro Shops, Lands End, Nautica and Victorias Secret (an old girlfriend subscribed and I like the articles).

No Dream Dresser though

[Edited by Expertise on 09-11-2000 at 12:46 PM]

 

[April]

Oh! Well, you should look at the black leather chaps sold at Harley dealers! *fanning self*

WHOA MAMA! Sorry, channeling Johnny Bravo.

Better yet, try this. http://www.harley-davidson.com

 

[Silverlily]

Hey April! Do the Monkey!

(For those that are deprived of Cartoon Network, I'm referring to a dance, NOT Expertise.)

 

[Expertise]

More of a sport-bike rice burner wrist rocket kinda-guy. I think i'd feel like a "poser" on a Harley. Though I do love 'em.

I can fill out racing leathers though.....kinda' feel like i'm bursting your bubble.

 

[April]

LMAO!! For me, that would be the Spastic Monkey!

 

[April]

Ooohh, wanna take me for a ride baby?

 

[Expertise]

For a long time at very high revs so the whole bike vibrates.

Your hands can't go any lower than my waist either...distractions on a bike are a BAD thing, at least while its still moving

 

[April]

Any time, Expertise, any time!
And there are things above your waist that I can play with!

 

[Silverlily]

Yup, like those fishing lure pasties he got from Bass Pro Shops. (ouch, sounds painful)

 

[Expertise]

I've been told that the chartreuse ones are quite becoming. LOL

April if you start doing that its gonna' be a pretty short trip,if not a short ride.

 

[April]

But don't you want me to? I don't know if I can keep my hands to myself!

 

[Expertise]

I'm pretty sure I wasn't complaining?

Did it sound that way?

Life would be boring without distractions.

 

[April]

You should be watching your posts, my dear Expertise! LOL
If you're not careful, you'll reach 1000 with no title in mind.

I should do the same. I have no idea at all what to call my self. That's a thought for another day.

 

[Expertise]

I'm trying to be carefull cutie. You have mail BTW. I'm going to mull it over in the morning.

I actually have no idea what the procedure is for having it changed. Do I e-mail Laurel or what? Is there an approval process. Oh well, i'll put that in the "too hard to do today pile"

Have a good night. Hope to see you early tomorrow...hint hint nod nod.

Submissions will be accepted until 09:30 AST and those with female nudity recieve special ... hell even prolonged consideration....April

See ya' tomorrow.

 

[April]

Yippee, I have mail! *doing the mail dance, which consists of bouncing in the chair*

Hmm, still no mail. *tapping foot*

 

[Expertise]

The polling is now closed. Thanks for all your help.

 

[OUTSIDER]

EX something that was but is no more.
Spert a drip under pressure.
Tease one who almost gets you there but stops at the last minute.