lesbiaphrodite
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This comical piece appeared in
Character-Building Failures
Psychology Today, June 2009 issue
Help (Not) Wanted
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Character-Building Failures
Psychology Today, June 2009 issue
Help (Not) Wanted
Permaleave Position--
Opportunity for National Growth
Position and Salary: Seeking marginally-to-non-qualified candidates for fastest-growing sector of the economy. You will set your own hours and agenda in exchange for zero remuneration. You will not have to master double-sided printing, Microsoft Excel, Outlook, Access or watercooler discussions about Dancing With the Stars competitors.
Benefits: Perks are allotted to temporal units only. The sooner you are placed on permaleave, the more time you will enjoy to reinvent your life.
Applicants: Don't call us, we'll call you. Or tap you on the shoulder before the 10 a.m. meeting.
