Help me pack....

Toothpaste
Panties
Camera
Toys
deodorant
mousse, gel, hair spray
make up
whatever clothes are appropriate for the trip
a book
batteries
recharger
little black dress
silk scarves
ostrich feather
journal for the memories
sandals
restraints (keep away from TE - who may be a tickle monster in disguise)
 
A sense of humor for when you open your suitcase full of toys, panties, batteries to see the "Inspected by TSA" sticker!
 
buxxxom said:
A sense of humor for when you open your suitcase full of toys, panties, batteries to see the "Inspected by TSA" sticker!
That happened on my first flight out of Indianapolis! First time ever on a plane too! I was chosen as a random person to search. lol :rolleyes:
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I'll have to consider another thread for that suggestion. ;) :D Ask for volunteers. lol
Well I'm sure he'd volunteer but that also means a spare girl toy too...
 
I always seem to forget the finishing touches, like jewelry, cologne, belts, hair accoutrements, that sort of thing
 
Ohh... my list is growing.

I never would have thought of all of this. . .
Toothpaste
Panties
Camera
Toys
deodorant
mousse, gel, hair spray
make up
whatever clothes are appropriate for the trip
a book
batteries
recharger
little black dress
silk scarves
ostrich feather
journal for the memories
sandals
restraints (keep away from TE - who may be a tickle monster in disguise)

and...

Sense of Humor
Spare Boy Toy (note to self, must get boy toy first before hunting for spare)
Jewelry
Hair adornments
Cologne
Massage oils
 
toys

One of these new non-descript toys that everyone knows what they are but ... you can always claim they are for something else.

:cool:

Maharat
 
maharat48 said:
One of these new non-descript toys that everyone knows what they are but ... you can always claim they are for something else.
Like a 'finger massager'? :devil:

I suppose I'd bring along the Mrs as a girl-toy if you chose me for your boy-toy :catroar: Besides, don't you already have a thread for that? ;):p
 
deathlynx said:
Like a 'finger massager'? :devil:

Yeah, or the electric toothbrush.

Hey, now that I think of it, that is not a disguised toy after all. :rolleyes:

There Red. Might you wish to pack perhaps an electric toothbrush?

Maharat
 
Tennis racket...or golf clubs...

condoms...lube...

Something formal...you never know

bathing suit...may end up skinny dipping but you need something to wear around.



Not sure a boy toy will fit in your bag though :rose:
 
Growing by leaps and bounds...

Toothpaste
Panties
Camera
Toys - Descriptive and Non-descriptive ;)
deodorant
mousse, gel, hair spray
make up
whatever clothes are appropriate for the trip
a book
batteries
recharger
little black dress
silk scarves
ostrich feather
journal for the memories
sandals
restraints (keep away from TE - who may be a tickle monster in disguise)
Sense of Humor
Spare Boy Toy (note to self, must get boy toy first before hunting for spare)
Jewelry
Hair adornments
Cologne
Massage oils
electric toothbrush
tennis racket
golf clubs
condoms
lube
Something formal
bathing suit
 
Man! What exactly do you have to fit all of that in! And here you said it was going to be a carry on? lol
 
deathlynx said:
Man! What exactly do you have to fit all of that in! And here you said it was going to be a carry on? lol
Actually... I noticed with my flight, that carry-ons are huge! I took a tiny bag with me and forced myself to only take a few things, leaving my lovely shoe collection at home. :( I saw the size of those carry-ons and was pissed! I could have entertained in stilettos! :rolleyes:
 
Yes can't bring a steamer trunk on board....really limits what you can take.
 
Jagged said:
Yes can't bring a steamer trunk on board....really limits what you can take.
I know... I won't fit the boy toy in my carry-on unless he is inflatable. I wonder if I can find a boy toy when I get there? :D
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I know... I won't fit the boy toy in my carry-on unless he is inflatable. I wonder if I can find a boy toy when I get there? :D
No you'd have to stow the boy toy in with the frieght...But a good one wouldn't complain about that ;)
Besides, he could always get a first class ticket and then trade seats with you...:devil:
 
deathlynx said:
No you'd have to stow the boy toy in with the frieght...But a good one wouldn't complain about that ;)
Besides, he could always get a first class ticket and then trade seats with you...:devil:
Oh, that's a good idea. ;)
 
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