Help me out, y'all.
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PoliteSuccubus
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Alaska has quite a dearth of teachers.
Also we have up here the homeschooling option thru the school district. A teach can teach between 1-20 students and get paid by the school district via a charter school such as Family Home Partnership. Do they have something like that down there?
I get 3500 from the school district for my daughter, and her math teacher alone gets 900 of that for 30 hours of school.
Also we have up here the homeschooling option thru the school district. A teach can teach between 1-20 students and get paid by the school district via a charter school such as Family Home Partnership. Do they have something like that down there?
I get 3500 from the school district for my daughter, and her math teacher alone gets 900 of that for 30 hours of school.
Calamity Jane
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http://www.bestplaces.net/
You can compare cost of living between cities here.
I can't help you with teaching requirements, and I'm betting it varies a bit by school district.
Why don't you move to Southern Missouri with me?
MissTaken said:
You can compare cost of living between cities here.
I can't help you with teaching requirements, and I'm betting it varies a bit by school district.
Why don't you move to Southern Missouri with me?
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SaucyWench said:
The bidding. Heck I think I missed everything! I was just looking for my burrow owl up in the trees when I was abducted by gay aliens.
Calamity Jane
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So I guess the question is... how was the probing?
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Please don't move to my neck of the woods. I can resist anything ... except temptation. 
*apologies to Oscar Wilde*
*apologies to Oscar Wilde*
Calamity Jane
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LOL I mention anal probing and voila!
I suppose, if y'all don't want me down there in the swampland, I can find somewhere else to live. I do think someone from down there needs to send me a Catahoola Leopard dog though.
I suppose, if y'all don't want me down there in the swampland, I can find somewhere else to live. I do think someone from down there needs to send me a Catahoola Leopard dog though.
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pagancowgirl said:
Looks like an interesting site! My area is above national average in cost, but I still like it here.
The housing prices you people are talking about earlier in this thread would only be in the very rural areas of my state. Anything near the larger cities would be much higher, either renting or buying.
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The cost of living in the area of Missouri that I'm looking at is actually a little higher than where I live now, but it's an area I vacation in every summer and think "I'd give anything to live here".
The houses I'm looking at are pretty rural though. I'd like to have no less than 10 acres and access to more land to ride on.
Who knows, maybe I'll be able to afford to stay where I am. Limbo isn't a fun place to be.
The houses I'm looking at are pretty rural though. I'd like to have no less than 10 acres and access to more land to ride on.
Who knows, maybe I'll be able to afford to stay where I am. Limbo isn't a fun place to be.
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CoolidgEffect said:
OH shit, are you Stuart?
Calamity Jane
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He's not like the other people, here in the trailer park.
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ROFL! They found his head over by the snow cone stand...
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He was a daredevil., just like his old man.
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Okay, you asked for it! I'm gonna pop this one into the CD player of my bytchin' Camaro...hehe!
Stuart
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You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people, Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing to the soil!
You know that Johnny Worker kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
called The Mixer.
The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession.
A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?"
Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city, there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God.
You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in this trailer park.
Stuart
The Dead Milkmen
You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people, Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing to the soil!
You know that Johnny Worker kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
called The Mixer.
The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession.
A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?"
Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city, there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God.
You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in this trailer park.
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It's not a Camaro... it's a Cavalier.
Burn me a copy. You owe me after stealing Beelzebubba when you moved Junior Year.
Burn me a copy. You owe me after stealing Beelzebubba when you moved Junior Year.
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pagancowgirl said:
Shhh...today, it's a bytchin' Camaro!
I didn' steal it, you probably lost it under all the french fries on the floor of your Pinto.
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Can I really get Mork & Mindy on channel 57? I had a crush on Mindy and I have Mork suspenders.
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You and cars. It was a Bobcat. And they were YOUR frenchfries.
Suddenly, I'm craving greasy pizza and clove cigarettes.
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CoolidgEffect said:
This is the scariest post I've read all day.
And I read Frimost posts first thing this morning.
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Nanu Nanu.
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pagancowgirl said:
You and cars. It was a Bobcat. And they were YOUR frenchfries.
Suddenly, I'm craving greasy pizza and clove cigarettes.
Bobcat, Pinto = small and ugly.
They were NOT my fries. I didn't dump mine!
Ewww...you keep those nasty cloves away from me.
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CoolidgEffect said:
I wanna see you in nothing but those Mork suspenders.
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SaucyWench said:
Just what would they be suspending then? Your disbelief?
