Help! Help! VIRUS!!!

[Wiggles]

Ok, so I've never had a PC virus before. I'm running Housecall online... http://housecall.antivirus.com/housecall/start_pcc.asp and they've found an UNCLEANABLE virus! Oh, shit!

It's called JS NOCLOSE.E And it has the location.

What should I do? Fuck!

Please? Someone? Anyone? Help?

 

[sexy-girl]

can anyone read this i did a search on google for the virus you said and it turned up this website ... from what i can see it says its a trogan virus so dont panic its probably sitting there doing nothing but you do want to get rid of it

http://www.vsantivirus.com/noclose-e.htm

JS/Noclose.E. Agota la memoria con innumerables ventanas
http://www.vsantivirus.com/noclose-e.htm

Nombre: JS/Noclose.E
Tipo: Caballo de Troya
Alias: JS_NOCLOSE.E, Trojan.Noclose, Js.Trojan.Noclose, Html.Jscript.Noclose
Fecha: 1/may/02
Plataforma: Windows
Tamaño: 7,630 - 7,650 bytes
Fuente: Trend

Cuando este troyano escrito en ********** es ejecutado, el mismo comienza a abrir una gran cantidad de ventanas del explorador, cada una intentando conectarse a una de las direcciones listadas en su código. Las ventanas abiertas son ocultadas, para que el usuario infectado no pueda cerrarlas.

El troyano puede estar embebido en una página o mensaje HTML.

Note que se trata de un programa maligno, no un virus ni un gusano, que pueda propagarse por si solo. Requiere la acción directa del usuario damnificado para su ejecución (doble clic sobre el archivo), o la visita a un sitio Web. También puede ser descargado de sitios maliciosos, disfrazado de alguna utilidad que despierte nuestra curiosidad.

Como siempre, se recomienda no abrir archivos enviados sin su consentimiento, ni ejecutar nada descargado de Internet o cuya fuente sean disquetes, CDs, etc., sin revisarlo antes con uno o dos antivirus al día.

Para quitar el troyano de su sistema, utilice un antivirus al día para examinar todos los archivos de su disco duro.

Uso de Proxomitron para protegernos de HTMLs maliciosos

Para disminuir el riesgo de infección y evitar daños provocados por el uso malintencionado de código malicioso embebido en páginas WEB por el simple hecho de visualizarlas, recomendamos la instalación de la utilidad Proxomitron.

Para instalar y configurar esta utilidad, así como para obtener más información sobre la misma, siga este enlace:

VSantivirus No. 646 - 14/abr/02
Proxomitron. Una protección imprescindible para navegar
http://www.vsantivirus.com/proxomitron.htm

 

[Kitte]

direct translation

JS/Noclose. and. It exhausts the memory with innumerable windows http://www.vsantivirus.com/noclose-e.htm



Name: JS/Noclose. AND Type: Horse of Troya you Ally: JS_NOCLOSE. AND, Trojan.Noclose, Js. Trojan. Noclose, Html.
Jscript. Noclose Date: 1/may/02 Plataforma: Windows so Great: 7,630 - 7,650 bytes Fountain: Trend



When this troyano written in ********** is executed, the same one begins to open a large quantity of windows of the explorer, each one trying to be connected to one of the directions listed in its code. The open windows are hidden, so that the user infected cannot close them.



The troyano can be absorbed in a page or message HTML.



Note that it is a matter of a program maligno, not a virus neither a worm, that can be spread for if alone. It requires the direct action of the user damnificado for its execution (double clic upon the file), or the visit to a place Web. Also it can be dischargeed of places maliciosos, disguised of some utility that awake our curiosity.



As always, it is recommended not to open sent files without their consent, neither to execute done nothing discharge of Internet or whose fountain they be disquetes, CDs, etc., without revising it before with one or two antivirus to the day.



To remove the troyano of its system, utilize an antivirus to the day to examine all the files of its hard disk.



Use of Proxomitron to protect us of HTMLs maliciosos



To diminish the risk of infection and to avoid damages provoked by the use malintencionado of code malicioso absorbed in pages WEB by the simple fact to visualize them, we recommend the installation of the utility Proxomitron.



To install and to configure this utility, as well as to obtain more information upon the same one, follow this link:



VSantivirus Not. 646 - 14/abr/02 Proxomitron. An indispensable protection to sail
http://www.vsantivirus.com/proxomitron.htm

 

[Wiggles]

OMG, this is bad karma for not paying attention in my Spanish three class, isn't it?
Thanks sg, that brings me some comfort.

My poor PC, I feel like it's sick or something. It'll be ok, little PC.

 

[penguindance]

 

[LukkyKnight]

Eso le sería probablemente más provechoso si usted podría fijar la traducción inglesa, sexy-girl.

 

[Wiggles]

Eso le sería probablemente más provechoso si usted podría fijar la traducción inglesa, sexy-girl.

You're taunting me, aren't you? ::

God, this sucks. I guess I'll have to buy one of those wallet draining forever-updating protection thingies. Fuck.

 

[LukkyKnight]

No, what it said was that the explanation would probably do you more good if she'd provided the English translation, actually.

 

[sexy-girl]

lukkynight you could be saying anything to me


wiggles have you tried norton im pretty sure you get a free trial period with it you can download it here http://www.symantec.com/

 

[Wiggles]

No, what it said was that the explanation would probably do you more good if she'd provided the English translation, actually.

I know, didn't really mean it that way. Sort of a joke. Sorry.

 

[LukkyKnight]

lukkynight you could be saying anything to me

Usted tiene labios muy agradables - sería una vergüenza si algo les sucedió.

 

[Bigdog]

Housecall is OK for periodic checkups, but you really should have a permanent virus protection. The Housecall site is affiliated with PC-Cillin, which is a good product.

Anyway, here is the page from McAfee (happens to be what I have): http://vil.mcafee.com/dispVirus.asp?virus_k=99279#removal_instructions

 

[sexy-girl]

Usted tiene labios muy agradables - sería una vergüenza si algo les sucedió.

mis labios están para mi placer de los amantes y ella los protege con su cargador

 

[KillerMuffin]

http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/js.noclose.html

While JS.Noclose may be annoying, it is not malicious. It is code that is used by a Web site to create hidden windows for the purpose of displaying advertisements and banner ads. Closing these windows can be difficult, because when you close one, the window that is "hidden" behind it is displayed.

There is no malicious payload involved in this type of code and as such, your system is not endangered. For this reason Symantec does not detect such scripts as viral.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Cómo es afortunado usted debe tener dos pares.

 

[sexy-girl]

Cómo es afortunado usted debe tener dos pares.

How he is lucky you must have two pairs





i think google translation sucks lol

 

[LukkyKnight]

You are fortunate to have two pairs, sexy-girl. Now, let me slink out before I get chastised for thrashing a useful thread.

 

[Wiggles]

Ah, thanks much all. I'm currently downloading Norton's free anti-virus software until I get enough money (and remember) to buy a real version.

Thanks, really. I've dreaded the day when I would get a virus. Thanks KM, I was very worried that it was eating up my PC.

*Whew*

 

[Raina]

Wiggles, if you're worried about the money, AVG antivirus is free virus software. I use it, and I like it better than Norton.

http://www.grisoft.com/html/us_index.htm