Help Ameliaishorneeee Pick A New Name

[Marxist]

Face it Amelia, although you're a gold medalist at the beautiful face Olympics and seem to be a really swell gal, you've got a one-dimensional name that only describes one facet of your dynamic personality.

In this thread, please give Amelia new name suggestions.

Perky suggested Amelia Bedelia, but that's only cuz she's on crack and her tongue sticks to the roof of her mouth when she's high.

I'm thinking: Amelia, if it's not already taken.

 

[perks]

Carlton I'm not on crack; you wanna lick my crack.

btw, maybe amelia is horneeeeee when she's sad too. You know,
OMG my puppy just died. Nice shoes!"


I think amelia bedilia is kickass

 

[Ayaka]

Carlton? Hmmmm

 

[Pamela]

I'm thinking: Amelia, if it's not already taken.

I checked the member's list....and its not taken! I do like that one better.


Oh Marxist.....i was wondering....can you dance like Carlton???

 

[freescorfr]

Amelia is a bit simple, like Pamela.

 

[MechaBlade]

I'd just rearrange it into "Horny Amelia." Not that I care if you rename yourself or not.

 

[Ayaka]

How about

Jack?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Face it Amelia, although you're a gold medalist at the beautiful face Olympics and seem to be a really swell gal.

I'm thinking: Amelia, if it's not already taken.

Lets run with that shall we

 

[Ishmael]

Hmmmmmmmmm

I brought her AV up just to see if I could get some insirpation.

Something to do with the sun comes to mind.

Ishmael

 

[Marxist]

Amelia is a bit simple, like Pamela.

Yes, you do like complexity. I can't even say your name without sounding like I've got a mouth full of scones that I'm trying to give away for free.

Don't listen to him Pamela, he's just mad he didn't think of Pamela first.

 

[perks]

Pamela, I think free just called you simple. Are you gonna let him get away with that

Horny Amelia is defeating the purpose of the whole thread.

What if she's not horny? What if she's Religious Amelia sometimes?

 

[perks]

Re: Hmmmmmmmmm

I brought her AV up just to see if I could get some insirpation.

Something to do with the sun comes to mind.

Ishmael

golden raisin

HAAHAHAHA

like a little ray of sunshine in every bite

 

[Pamela]

Don't listen to him Pamela, he's just mad he didn't think of Pamela first.

Well thank you Marxist!

Yes it is simple freescorfr.....but some of the most beautiful things in life are simple!

 

[freescorfr]

Yes, you do like complexity. I can't even say your name without sounding like I've got a mouth full of scones that I'm trying to give away for free.

Don't listen to him Pamela, he's just mad he didn't think of Pamela first.

My name Marxist was a fucking cock-up from the start. I thought Lit was a dip in and out job and signed up only to find I'm trapped inside an incomprehensible name.

If she gets to change her name - I want to get to change my spelling.

I thought Amelia, was spot on. I'm pissed I didn't think of suggesting it first. One of these anomolies of complexity that makes it so good.

I was inferring that Pamela, herself, as a chick, a person, is simple, not her name. Don't misunderstand me.

 

[perks]

I was inferring that Pamela, herself, as a chick, a person, is simple, not her name. Don't misunderstand me.

Everyone hold on for a second while I search for free's sense of humour.

 

[MechaBlade]

Horny Amelia is defeating the purpose of the whole thread.

What if she's not horny? What if she's Religious Amelia sometimes?

What about when you're not perky? Or clitlicker's not in the mood for foreplay? Or juicy's running dry, or I am feeling a little less than Mech?

Everyone has moods. Obviously, Amelia is horny a lot of the time.

Though I am having second thoughts, since there is someone named "Horny hippee girl" which also starts with "horny".

 

[Marxist]

I was inferring that Pamela, herself, as a chick, a person, is simple, not her name. Don't misunderstand me.

Noted.





Now I'm gonna be over here in this corner while she whips yo ass.

 

[Guest]

New_Name would sum it up, perhaps, as her new name I mean.

 

[Pamela]

I was inferring that Pamela, herself, as a chick, a person, is simple, not her name. Don't misunderstand me.

As a chick I'm simple? I don't even know how to respond to that one!




As a chick...I'm simple????

 

[perks]

What about when you're not perky?

You seem to be under the impression that perky is an attitude, or maybe a hardening of my nipples. It's not.

I'm always perky it's like telling someone not to be part of themselves. Actually, it's not like that, it is that.

 

[perks]

As a chick I'm simple? I don't even know how to respond to that one!

As a chick...I'm simple????

\

<snicker> free, you're so mean.

 

[RobDownSouth]

How about AimeliaCantResist?

Simple, yet loaded with the kind of double entendre calories so appreciated on this board....*grin

 

[perks]

How about AimeliaCantResist?

Simple, yet loaded with the kind of double entendre calories so appreciated on this board....*grin

can we take out the toothpaste reference?

 

[Guest]

Hmmm. Now I see the trend. Simple is what we need.

try TheLiteroticamemberformerlyknownasAmeliaishorneeee.

 

[MechaBlade]

This whole thread reminds me of people calling other people by their own little nicknames.

Like in "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" where the lady Maya Angelou works for (born as "Marguerite") calls her "Mary" because it's easier to say.

Just reminds me of that, that's all.

Man, I am really racking up these posts.