Hells Bel(l)s -- Guess Who's Birthday Is Today

Thank You my friends, you've helped me start my day with a smile :D .

Of course, I already have my present. Two good friends of mine will be very happy to see one another today and the joyful energy they create will not be able to resist flooding out to the rest of us. Lucky and Vella_La, it has been so much fun watching the two of you fall in love, and having you countdown for me has been my secret smile for weeks...

Honey, thanx for both starting this little pick me up and for the loverly PM. You are a wonderful lady and a better friend.

Imp, very gratifying to have you fighting over me. But honestly, I will do my best to keep my strength up so you girls can share :devil: . Besides, with Colly on hiatus, it is my responsibility to be the AH cunninglingus advocate, so I should be the one doing the licking :p .

Lime, how do those snowmen keep from melting? and give a squeeze to the missus for me, m'kay?

Carson, I promise that if I ever decide to cross a particular fence you'll be among the first to know. That, and the permission I gave you about dreams, will have to suffice for now. ahhh, what the hell, won't hurt nobody...:kiss:

Pretty Kitty, if I'm ever in need of a trim and within a hundred miles, you know I'll be there. and I promise to leave one hell of a tip...

Ted, afraid as eye candy I am not in your class, despite Carson's assurances. But I'll gladly take the good vibes.

Thanx Lou. Let me know if you ever want to play role-reversal again. and give shocky a kiss for me.

She, thank you for all the smiles you have give me this year oh patron saint.

EL, I will enjoy them. But there's so many. I'm a sharing type, what you up to for the next 8 hours?

ah, Lisa, if you only knew how much I used to lurk on your thread hoping to see more of you. We lesbians do need to stick together, eh?

CD, she can paint it any color she likes, one of the reasons we have both been "honored" is most assuredly our love of "pink". Thanx buddy.

Min-stress, thanx. and for one day, since someone else is absent... Goose!!!Mine!!!husg!

umm, Lisa, I hope you weren't expecting me to put that vibrator anywhere...

Cloudy, {{{hugs}}} thanx baby. We SoCal's need to stick together, especially when one of us gets transplanted...

Thanks Shang, with friends like you and this gang, I know the returns will be happy. Where we riding to to celebrate?
 
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Somehow I knew that in the time it took me to write that I would accumulate more answers to make :D :D thanks gang, it does feel good to be thought of....

Scher, maybe I wouldn't want you to use it on me, but I wouldn't mind watching you use it on someone else...any volunteers? and you could allow me to do something, just close your eyes , lay back and pretend I'm a girl. The beard does tickle a bit, so maybe pretend we're at the circus?

Muchos Gracias Perdita! We must share a margarita someday...or at the very least take in some dance or some bard. Come down this summer and go to the Old Globe with me?

Rebel, nice to see ya girl. flap those wings on up here and gve ol' Bel a kiss. don't worry, won't bite unless you ask nice...

Evil, The Bolts Are Back!!!! ready for something we haven't had in ten years? Playoffs!!!!!If you get the plane ticket, I ve got connections for tickets at the Q. Let me know...

SIMA, no matter what happens, you and I will always share something. Yes, the wonderful knowledge that one can be in the middle of nowhere without leaving the good ol USA. Thanx for coming over and don't get too cold up there, or this ol' scot will have to come warm you up in whatever way you're comfortable with...(see response to scher about bearded lady idea)

Abs, thanx for not kicking me out all those nights I passed out in the corner. I guess today you get to call me old, huh? (honestly, I think I am older than you anyway. Well, at least my knees...)
 
Belegon said:
Muchos Gracias Perdita! We must share a margarita someday...or at the very least take in some dance or some bard. Come down this summer and go to the Old Globe with me?
You have a date, Bel. Don't forget. Hope your day gets better and best, P. :)
 
Belegon said:
Rebel, nice to see ya girl. flap those wings on up here and gve ol' Bel a kiss. don't worry, won't bite unless you ask nice...

*flutter flutter*

MWAH!

Better? Oh, and I don't ask nicely to be bitten, it's a ground rule when it come to me or I'll bite you first.
 
Bel........my prince charming....have a wonderful day.

Hugs and kisses from the oldie.


;) :kiss:
 
taking a break to see how the party is going....

Lisa...I hid the vibrator, now it's your turn to feel me up ~ I mean find it!!!

Should anyone want to play pin the bow on my butt...get in line!

Bels...we love ya!
 
matriarch said:
Bel........my prince charming....have a wonderful day.

Hugs and kisses from the oldie.


;) :kiss:

ya ain't too old to be spanked if you start pushing girlfriend...you're not old, just correctly seasoned...and I've always found you to be delicious :p

thanx baby...
 
Belegon said:
ya ain't too old to be spanked if you start pushing girlfriend...you're not old, just correctly seasoned...and I've always found you to be delicious :p

thanx baby...


:kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
perdita said:
You have a date, Bel. Don't forget. Hope your day gets better and best, P. :)

'Dita, for summer '05 they are repeating the productions from 1935 in honor of the 70th anniversary...so ladies choice, as I love all three...

1) The Comedy of Errors
2) Macbeth
3)The Winters Tale

they will run in rotation from June 19th to Oct 2nd...
 
Honey123 said:
taking a break to see how the party is going....

Lisa...I hid the vibrator, now it's your turn to feel me up ~ I mean find it!!!

Should anyone want to play pin the bow on my butt...get in line!

Bels...we love ya!

so Honey, I wrote this very involved and hot PM just to thank you for starting this...and your box is full.

and with the wrong thing...or is it the wrong box? Damn it, why did I start drinking already? (not really, nothing stronger than a chai tea latte so far...)
 
Belegon said:
'Dita, for summer '05 they are repeating the productions from 1935 in honor of the 70th anniversary...so ladies choice, as I love all three...

1) The Comedy of Errors
2) Macbeth
3)The Winters Tale
Omigawd, I want to see all three. WT is not so oft' played and the source of my Lit. namesake, Errors I love for the depth of the comedy and those goofy twins, Macbeth I'd put last as it must have a superb cast. I'm putting a reminder on my calendar, back to you in the spring? P. :)
 
perdita said:
Omigawd, I want to see all three. WT is not so oft' played and the source of my Lit. namesake, Errors I love for the depth of the comedy and those goofy twins, Macbeth I'd put last as it must have a superb cast. I'm putting a reminder on my calendar, back to you in the spring? P. :)

Since they are playing them in rotation, if you were here for a weekend we could conceivably see two or three...yes, we will definitely have to remind ourselves.

I feel very lucky to have grown up in a community where such a venue exists...
 
Belegon said:
Thank You my friends, you've helped me start my day with a smile :D .
umm, Lisa, I hope you weren't expecting me to put that vibrator anywhere...

If you wanna be a lesbian you gotta, uh, take it like a man, uh, so to speak.

Thats o.k. sweetie, with you just bein a honorary lesbian we will break you in slow, he, he.

Do you wanna play pin the tail on Honey's butt?




http://www.mytempdir.com/16122004/3710.jpg
 
My box is empty and my butt has not tail... :(

Lisa...are you ready to jump out of the cake yet????
 
boy, go away for a few minutes and look at the presents I got!

oo da lolly, oo da lolly golly what a day!
 
Happy Birthday, Bel !!!

May you stop posting to get laid, then write a poem about it. ;)

We're nosy around here!

:rose: :rose: :rose:
 
CharleyH said:
Happy Birthday, Bel !!!

May you stop posting to get laid, then write a poem about it. ;)

We're nosy around here!

:rose: :rose: :rose:

Thanks Charley...

the line does seem to be getting sorta long and I do have a rep to keep up and a responsibility not to let Colly's opinion of me slide...Honey and Imp keep arguing that I spent more time with my tongue in one place then I did in the other and Carson's keeping score...could you put on an aggressive hat and keep everybody somewhat calm? This could (happily) take hours to get to the bottom of...

...and I do mean bottom...
 
Belegon said:


oo da lolly, oo da lolly golly what a day!

You know, on anyone else, that would merely be cute. But on the possessor of that luciously muscled and beautifully posed body ... it's strangely alarming ;) In all the best ways, of course.

Shanglan
 
BlackShanglan said:
luciously muscled

hmmm, and the horse hasn't even seen my legs...do I fit that description? honestly, I think I am a little short of it still...but I will try to live up to it. Give me another 4 months like the last 4 and I may feel like I have room to be a little vain...

edit to say: who the fuck do I think I'm kidding? I'm already vain...but I do think I am a long way away from where I once was in the fitness dept... but I am moving in the right direction...
 
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As part of your birthday package, we will be presenting you with this once in a lifetime transformation into the lesbian you always knew you were. Enjoy.

Warning: Lesbianism may produce dry-mouth, sexual desirability, and mind-shattering orgasms. Do not mix lesbianism with a penis without consent from a bisexual doctor. May void marriages, confound friends, piss off Evangelicals. Lesbianism may soon become illegal in Texas.

Enjoy some lesbianism today!
 
Lucifer_Carroll said:
As part of your birthday package, we will be presenting you with this once in a lifetime transformation into the lesbian you always knew you were. Enjoy.

Warning: Lesbianism may produce dry-mouth, sexual desirability, and mind-shattering orgasms. Do not mix lesbianism with a penis without consent from a bisexual doctor. May void marriages, confound friends, piss off Evangelicals. Lesbianism may soon become illegal in Texas.

Enjoy some lesbianism today!

ah, but I can think of a couple problems it would solve along with the dozen it would create...

Thanks for the thought buddy...always nice to know that the devil's got my back...
 
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