Hello

[parodyluvr75]

Hello my new faithful friend. Someone's formally cherished grey sweatpants, I found today. I put elastic in you because you just don't stay up and when my hands are full, you leave my bearded clam on display to the world. I'm upset, I can't get seem to get the vanilla and avacado smell out. But...

Welcome home.

 

[blobfish]

Make sure to wash them. There's enough gunk in the crotch area to impregnate an entire Seven Sisters college.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Make sure to wash them. There's enough gunk in the crotch area to impregnate an entire Seven Sisters college.

Were they yours?

 

[blobfish]

Were they yours?

I keep my sperm-soaked rags tucked gently between the bed and the wall. They're like family. I could never just toss them aside.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Mr. Fish, that's gross.