Hello to the board

[TruAddict]

hello everyone,
Whoever decided to actually read this message I say hello to you. I am new to this board and this type of communication. I am a veteran of chatrooms (dull) and I dont trust many people. I hope to meet new female friends via this board. I am 33 and male....email me if you want to strike up a new friendship.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Hello and welcome to the board. I hope you enjoy your time here.

 

[Katerina Val-Kyrie]

I will be your friend...

Hi TruAddict, Welcome to the Literotica BB. Name is Katerina, so nice to meet you. Although, I do not post much, I am always here, never far away. Would love to be your friend...wanna be mine? Oh, by the way, as far as trust goe's? Ya got mine!

Hugs Katerina

 

[lethal_heartbreaker]

Well hello to you. Welcome to Literotica, Your going to have a blast. Dont feel like you have to be shy or nervious around us. We were all virgins when to came to chat rooms one time or another

 

[teresafannin]

Welcome to the board, enjoy yourself.

 

[Silverlily]

Hi, and welcome to the BB!

 

[Never]

I think I'll save my hello for when this guy post something worth replying to.

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What do we want? I girl worth fighting for..

 

[Nicole]

Hello and welcome.

I hope that you find many new friends babe. Have fun and always smile

 

[Slut_boy]

Never, what if he refuses to post anything worthwhile until you greet him?

Actually, Never, I am just being silly. You see I still haven't actually managed to get over our last scuffel *laughs*. Of course I am only joking, but since the joke wasn't very funny, I am happy to submit to any cruel and degrading punishment that you may feel appropriate *Slut_boy pulls down his pants and walks over to Never*

OMG, I can't believe that I have actually written this crap. Better push the "submit" button and pull up my pants before I lose my nerve and chicken out.

 

[Slut_boy]

I almost forgot

Oops, in amongst all that excitement of pulling down my pants and submitting, I almost forgot to greet TruAddict. So here it is *waves* and *bows*. Hi there. Have fun.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Don't forget to wipe your feet on the welcome mat!

From one true-blue addict to another dear ...

... y'all cum back now .. y'a hear??!

ooooh oh .. the slutty boy was being naughty again ... yikes ..

 

[Wizard]

Welcome trueAddict, join in anytime.........

 

[Expertise]

Looking askance (and being paranoid). If you aren't who I think you are hello. If you are....gotcha'

 

[sweetcyanide]

Well Greetings TruAddict

I'm a newbie here too, but I think I'm getting the hang of it.

(or at least she hopes she is)

I look forward to seeing if you have any sarcastic wit to share.

I'm a sucker for it.

*deep dramatic sigh* awww....

*laughs*

Yea, sorry guys, I'll go to bed.


::::If you had to be a season, what season would you be and why?::::

 

[Cheyenne]

Looking askance (and being paranoid). If you aren't who I think you are hello. If you are....gotcha'

Well? Aren't you going to let us in on your guess?

 

[Expertise]

Our friend Spunky threatened to show up today with a new name and or persona.

Screw it! It couldn't be worse than the old one.

 

[April]

But dear Expertise, if you'll notice, this thread was started yesterday.

 

[Expertise]

Yeah I know but i'm guessing that he is a duplicitous prick.

I like it when you call me dear *blush*.

 

[morgainefairy]

you sound a bit paranoid, Expertise.
that should be monitored closely...very closely.
any volunteers?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

"Hand waving in the air" I will!

 

[morgainefairy]

i'm so sorry. excuse my rudeness.
Welcome, sweetie. Hope you enjoy your stay!

 

[morgainefairy]

didn't see you there at first, BWL.
*calling on the beauty in the third row*
Now, tell my why you believe to be qualified for this position.

 

[Expertise]

Not paranoid....I am just very, very, very, very, fucking alert.

I have exceeded the recommended maximum daily allowance of caffeine by five or six hundred percent today.

Kinda' freakin' edgy to be quite honest

 

[Guest]

*Sneaking up behind Ex and yelling*

BOO!



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Sidenote: Didja notice how I misspelled both Israeli and Mossad and he still agreed it was what he be thunkin' of?

 

[morgainefairy]

Uh-Oh.

I hate to be the one to break the news...but...
There is no RDA for caffeine.
Maybe an overdose causes very, very, very, very alertness, which at this dangerous level is often mistaken for paranoia.

Hope your day gets less edgy.