Hello Sue! I've Got Legs!!!

[Manomatul]

So yeah, i just want to tell you cool and equally perverted people that I love what everyone is doing, As far as sex stories go. Some people read for the sheer shits and giggles but I found out some people actually beat off to these stories, now my question is..HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF FROM FONTS ON THE SCREEN!

Look at them o's. I'm wanna stick my dick in it.

ADIOS!

 

[Couture]

In tomorrow's class, we will discuss imagination. However, that lesson may be delayed, because it appears we need to go over the chapter on how not to be an ass again.

 

[Whispersecret]

*high fives Couture* Go, girl.

 

[MysteryWriter]

Ah lemme see. Movies show you a woman who is posing for the camera. Literature pulls a woman from your mind. Lit forces you to plug in bits and pieces of women you have known. Since you obviously have known none. Literature is wasted on you so don't bother to read. Matter of fact dont bother to read any literature it is all wasted on you.

Reading anything at all would probably ruin your record as a perfect ass. You wouldn't want to do that.


I did that as nicely as I could. I did not call him an obvious pencil pricked faggot. That has already been used by slim. ta ta

 

[P. B. Walker]

*high fives Couture* Go, girl.

Man... I feel really silly now... I thought Couture was a man... ugggh... I'm sorry Couture.

- PBW