Hello, I am new here.

[Guest]

Hi everyone. I wanted to say HI and that I think you are all swell and cool. I look forward to grooving with you all and playing smart, like playing house in play school.

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Hey folks, please help me choose an avatar now that I have reached 100 posts. I have a few to try. I'll post them and you let me know what is the best representation of myself, OK? Because I dont want to portray anything. I want you to define me.

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Fellow Lit people, I need help with my title. I can't think of anything clever on my own. Do you have something I can use? At least make a hollow friendship with me with your suggestions.

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You fuckers, I hate this goddamn place. You all talk about each other and bitch and moan like little kids. I have had it, see you stupid bastards and bitches in hell!

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I'm so sorry, I was having a bad week and reacted poorly. I'll be back but not as much as I was, thanks to everyone who sent kind PMs.

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This concludes "Evolution of a Lit member". Stay tuned for the exact same show, over and over and over...

 

[Weevil]

Yeah. for the most part anyway. Where's that monopoly board?

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

*wipes tears from eyes*

You people are killing me today.

 

[Problem Child]

Don't forget the Suicide Kings:

"I fucking hate country music, and all the chicks I try and date are 15 pounds too heavy, they're fucking FAT, and my job sucks, and I drive a hundai with a broken out back window- I've got plastic duct-taped over it, but my heater is broken and it gets fucking cold in detroit in December. You fuckin' guys think you're all cool, and that's okay, because I'm gonna end it all, then you can't pick on me, I tried before, but fucked it up. I'm just a loser I guess. No, don't try to talk me out of it. I'm serious this time. I'm gonna swallow this whole bottle of Flintstones vitamins. I'm serious. Really."

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Closest I came to suicide were those 13 shots of Jager before homecoming.

 

[Guest]

HELLO, LAUREL

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You fuckers, I hate this goddamn place. You all talk about each other and bitch and moan like little kids. I have had it, see you stupid bastards and bitches in hell!

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Who let "fuckers" on a porn board?

 

[patient1]

Re: HELLO, LAUREL

Who let "fuckers" on a porn board?

Sorry , that was me. My cookies vanished, I logged in , then I was
Ngyun, or somebody like that...

 

[Laurel]

LOL! Maybe we should divide the board into "fucker" and "non-fucker" section, to keep everything simple.

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I want me a fucker.

Tweety, can I have one?

Actually I'll cheat.

COME HERE Lavy