I was wondering that too!
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Haha - I have just shared this from the metro on my thread...
Wait! Why is this being directed at me? Are SL and Angelica less likely to need the warning? Well yes... the answer probably is yes... and I am home alone with ice lollies....
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What’s so alarming to me is that it’s blue! Weird!
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Alarmed because of the potential colour change? I’m quietly chuckling to myself of the stories From a&e this week.
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Haha - I have just shared this from the metro on my thread...
Wait! Why is this being directed at me? Are SL and Angelica less likely to need the warning? Well yes... the answer probably is yes... and I am home alone with ice lollies....
Why is it aimed at you? I know you have a predilection for bizarre news clippings.
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Or sucking toes... sorry for going there but you were all thinking it...
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Probably his own these days
I felt sorry for Antonia. Paid £35k for embellishing her story for the tabloids no doubt encouraged by the despicable Max Clifford and totally disreputable hacks...
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How do we know it was embellished? Do you have inside gossip? Spill!
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Haha - could have been worse I suppose..
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-ne...om&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_main
What’s the worst brand name to have tanned onto your skin do we think?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-ne...om&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_main
What’s the worst brand name to have tanned onto your skin do we think?
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I was thinking something else, but in need of serious mind bleach!
Like me to go to lowest common denominator.
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Preparation H
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Could have been Kappa ... there’s a blast from the past.
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I’ve seen some good ones on twitter, mainly featuring Trump and Johnson. One of the best was a take on the Shining twins. I’ll have to raid twitter and find them again!
On the other hand, the front page of Scottish version of The Sun had Johnson as Buzz Lightyear (Bozz Lightfear!)
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I did see the Shining Twins one. LOL
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Best I've seen is Johnson and Trump as Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
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Today’s copy of the Sun - don’t think I need to add any narrative to this... I’ll just leave it here...
I’d try for some lame joke about The Sun moving tits onto the front page but tits deserve more respect and we should stop using lady parts as an insult (cunt, twat, tit... although in fairness we do also use cock as an insult). I predict my resolution to not think someone’s a cunt will be broken within the hour...)
For non Brits, The Sun was famous for its page three girls.... I grew up in a Daily Mirror household but plenty of families including my other half’s, had tits passed around the breakfast table - is that weird? Did yankie newspapers feature topless models along with their opinions on the news of the day? Like Zoe who is certain Tony Blair was right to take us into war with Iraq....
She was also relieved when Blair and Brown healed their rift (not sure I remember that happening to honest)...
I was about to say, perhaps I should revive news in briefs lit style... when it’s just hit me that I sort of do... shit! I have become page three Zoe... tits with a side of shit news. I need time to process this...
I’d try for some lame joke about The Sun moving tits onto the front page but tits deserve more respect and we should stop using lady parts as an insult (cunt, twat, tit... although in fairness we do also use cock as an insult). I predict my resolution to not think someone’s a cunt will be broken within the hour...)
For non Brits, The Sun was famous for its page three girls.... I grew up in a Daily Mirror household but plenty of families including my other half’s, had tits passed around the breakfast table - is that weird? Did yankie newspapers feature topless models along with their opinions on the news of the day? Like Zoe who is certain Tony Blair was right to take us into war with Iraq....
She was also relieved when Blair and Brown healed their rift (not sure I remember that happening to honest)...
I was about to say, perhaps I should revive news in briefs lit style... when it’s just hit me that I sort of do... shit! I have become page three Zoe... tits with a side of shit news. I need time to process this...
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Johnson has his own roasting from Ian Blackford yesterday. Funny how The Fun doesn’t print that kind of roasting.
I grew up in Sun household, now can’t stand it. Don’t even buy it for the £9.50 holidays! Worked in a shop though where I always covered up the Sunday Sport, as it was displayed on the bottom shelf ... said shop also put covers over the likes of Nuts/Zoo before refusing to stock them. If only they could do that for the gossip magazines that weight shame celebrities.
Loads on Twitter about people making light of the extreme temperatures... climate emergency in action and all that.
I grew up in Sun household, now can’t stand it. Don’t even buy it for the £9.50 holidays! Worked in a shop though where I always covered up the Sunday Sport, as it was displayed on the bottom shelf ... said shop also put covers over the likes of Nuts/Zoo before refusing to stock them. If only they could do that for the gossip magazines that weight shame celebrities.
Loads on Twitter about people making light of the extreme temperatures... climate emergency in action and all that.
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Errrr well who gives a shiny shit about the environment when you can be out getting a nice tan.
( I’m flying long haul on holiday so maybe not the one to comment )
I guess it all depends on who you believe. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...e-sancha-i-kissed-i-told-and-then-184678.html
and before everyone says "well she would say that, wouldn't she?"...
Anyway - always good to have the opportunity to remind the world of what a dirtbag Max Clifford was!
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Well I have two thoughts - firstly, it seems to be that the woman always ends up painted as the whore in these situations ( even when he was the married one). I genuinely had to stop myself judging her reading that article despite the fact I am not in a position to judge anyone. Good work social conditioning, I applaud you for your range & depth
Secondly - how the hell do you conduct an affair in someone else’s flat? . I mean, ahem, the practicalities. Do you just leave and then a little Filipino housekeeper comes in and removes all the evidence ? Do you bring shagging towels with you that you lay carefully over the candlewick bedspread? Or am I the only one who’s a bit ...... errrrr..... messy?
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