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thefishfryer said:
Hello my dear. I looked in here to find out what had happened to you, as I didn't get my usual notification from your thread. I gather you have caused some sort of shit storm. :eek: I missed it fortunately.

I did see your beautiful swimsuit pic on Twitter, I almost comented, but realised that my account is in my real name. It wouldn't do to mix the two :eek::confused:
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Hashtag, try explaining that one to the wife!
 
where_is_RUTH said:
^^ vote . why do people come to this thread?

Personally is for the architectural critique!
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I came for the tush but failing miserably in that department I content myself providing tourist information about limited parts of London and nondescript Surrey towns
 
So speaking of tush..... Magic Mike. A solid & chiseled 3.5 out of 5 from me. A bonus point five for having a safe word so any ladies who didn’t want them writhing over them didn’t have to but a point deducted for keeping too many clothes on.

No one writhed over me :(
 
Spiritedlady said:
So speaking of tush..... Magic Mike. A solid & chiseled 3.5 out of 5 from me. A bonus point five for having a safe word so any ladies who didn’t want them writhing over them didn’t have to but a point deducted for keeping too many clothes on.

No one writhed over me :(
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I have never been to a strip club/had a lap dance.

And rather than hold Mike's memorable member in Movember while motorbiking the Mojave in a Mohawk, I'd watch the puppetry of the penis!?

3 out of 5 isn't good for someone marketing his member as motivational
 
where_is_RUTH said:
I believe the original quote was claiming Royal dockyards... Well as there are no more ordinary dockyards let alone Her Maj's it's a moot point

(I hope there's a Billy Connolly wanabe replacement lurking here to weld my inaccuracies about ship building to the wall)

*pedants and geeks of the world unite
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There are still two 'Royal Dockyards' Both Portsmouth and Plymouth are Her Majesties Naval Bases, separate to the two main Navy Bases (HMS Nelson and HMS Drake respectively)

Guess I'm a pedant too.
 
Ironfan said:
There are still two 'Royal Dockyards' Both Portsmouth and Plymouth are Her Majesties Naval Bases, separate to the two main Navy Bases (HMS Nelson and HMS Drake respectively)

Guess I'm a pedant too.
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Oh Lord. I’m trying to talk about strippers here and you want to discuss Royal Dockyards ? ;)
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Shit storm? Me? What-ev’s...

Some people can’t handle an argument without descending into unpleasant cuntiness- hardly my fault, I’m an angel... or an angle as my fat fingers and autocorrect wanted to troll me...

Anywhos - shit load of people on ignore. And I might start a new thread because I am currently stood outside this very-glorious-for-reasons-I-can’t-articulate towerblock... and I like to share this shit... but it feels like polluting in other threads... no ones comes to this thread to see rather brutalist towerblocks...

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You surely didn't think you were entitled to an opinion of your own as well as having big boobs. :D

Brutal is the word. I hate the building, but love the photo. I know, I'm weird.:confused:
 
Ironfan said:
There are still two 'Royal Dockyards' Both Portsmouth and Plymouth are Her Majesties Naval Bases, separate to the two main Navy Bases (HMS Nelson and HMS Drake respectively)

Guess I'm a pedant too.
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As this is primarily a sex site I was reminded of that old saying - "She was only the admiral's daughter but her navel base was always full of discharged seamen..."
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Shit storm? Me? What-ev’s...

Some people can’t handle an argument without descending into unpleasant cuntiness- hardly my fault, I’m an angel... or an angle as my fat fingers and autocorrect wanted to troll me...

Anywhos - shit load of people on ignore. And I might start a new thread because I am currently stood outside this very-glorious-for-reasons-I-can’t-articulate towerblock... and I like to share this shit... but it feels like polluting in other threads... no ones comes to this thread to see rather brutalist towerblocks...

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Oooh! That's a big one!
I'm going to guess Barbican.
 
thefishfryer said:
You surely didn't think you were entitled to an opinion of your own as well as having big boobs. :D

Brutal is the word. I hate the building, but love the photo. I know, I'm weird.:confused:
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This is the problem... I didn’t get the memo about ampic’ers being seen not heard... perhaps I did get the memo and shoved it up someones arse...

My own fault entirely - the minute it descended into claims I was mentally ill, I should have walked away... people that resort to personal attacks have nothing else to offer, I was a fool to keep arguing after that point...

I love a bit of Brutalist architecture - I cried proper tears when Birmingham library came down... I don’t care what bonnie prince Charlie thought of it...
 
That’ll be why I kept seeing signs for the Barbican...

Chanced upon Ruth’s Christmas pressie...

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AlliaPotestas said:
That’ll be why I kept seeing signs for the Barbican...

Chanced upon Ruth’s Christmas pressie...

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Fooking bargain!

She's a legend, it'll go with my box set of summer wine, and the Songs of Praise double cassette she did with Harry Secombe!

(I'm not even joking)
 
AlliaPotestas said:
This is the problem... I didn’t get the memo about ampic’ers being seen not heard... perhaps I did get the memo and shoved it up someones arse...

My own fault entirely - the minute it descended into claims I was mentally ill, I should have walked away... people that resort to personal attacks have nothing else to offer, I was a fool to keep arguing after that point...

I love a bit of Brutalist architecture - I cried proper tears when Birmingham library came down... I don’t care what bonnie prince Charlie thought of it...
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There's a whole branch of criminal psychology relating to under age sex.*
And incest is a particularly difficult kink to square (when you don't have it) due to consent and law.


*But there's still a difference between intellectual debate and legal red lines. Which makes it all the more odd when every Summer a pupil runs away with a teacher**

**(should the language used be "the teacher abducts the pupil")
 
nick42 said:
Dragon: You're a pillock! :)

SL: I hope that you will continue your discourse of striptease artists and your grading system

AP: I have fond memories of a certain New Town in Essex where the architecture (in some parts) was brutal and harboured dens of iniquity....ah, those were fun times
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Nick: well Harlow, is it me you're looking for.....
 
As trump says, I've not got a racist bone in my body!

Polranny said:
Nick: well Harlow, is it me you're looking for.....
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Why is Harrow so full of Chinese people?

Coz they get in the taxi and say 'Harrow Mister taxi driver'

(Only works if you pull the skin to the side of your eyes)
 
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