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Polranny said:
As I said, I lived in Leicester for a year. I'm not really anti - Midlands and in my defence I'd had a bad day, sorry everyone. Any kiwis around? Ya sucks boo!
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Nice slate, but to be honest, a draw, an extra time draw and then deciding the game on who's mother has the biggest tits isn't a convincing way to win.
 
Spiritedlady said:
I think the 0-10 was a rating in the manner of Trip Advisor not a measurement of size. So the cock who twice stood me up for lunch last week what should we say? Although if we are now grading “ those” types of cocks we are indeed opening a whole new Pandora’s box.
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My collection of NSA is non existent, life's not fair to keep cheating people apart. No?
 
Being a pedant, I just had to pop in to dispel the notion that Arson in a Naval Shipyard was still a capital offence. The anomaly was eliminated by the Criminal Damage Act 1971.
 
thefishfryer said:
Being a pedant, I just had to pop in to dispel the notion that Arson in a Naval Shipyard was still a capital offence. The anomaly was eliminated by the Criminal Damage Act 1971.
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Mmmmm love a pedant.... and one so familiar with the Criminal Damage Act 1971 :D :heart:
 
Polranny said:
Strange laws.
Arson (or arising!) In her majesty 's dockyards is still treason punishable by death.
Hackney carriage drivers are permitted to urinate on off side front wheel of their taxi without being arrested
They must also carry a bale of hay in the boot

Have any of us ever been arrested for unusual offences.
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I believe the original quote was claiming Royal dockyards... Well as there are no more ordinary dockyards let alone Her Maj's it's a moot point

(I hope there's a Billy Connolly wanabe replacement lurking here to weld my inaccuracies about ship building to the wall)

*pedants and geeks of the world unite
 
thefishfryer said:
Being a pedant, I just had to pop in to dispel the notion that Arson in a Naval Shipyard was still a capital offence. The anomaly was eliminated by the Criminal Damage Act 1971.
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I also REALLY REALLY appreciate your attention to detail considering that was a few pages ago. I hope someone has a gripe from page 172 that vexes them?
 
thefishfryer said:
Being a pedant, I just had to pop in to dispel the notion that Arson in a Naval Shipyard was still a capital offence. The anomaly was eliminated by the Criminal Damage Act 1971.
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Fishie! I have missed you! :heart:

How gorgeous to see you here, :kiss:
 
Thank you fishie for putting the record straight. I'm sorry if I misled anyone. I must have been confusing with Scott of the arse antics
 
Who fucked up the order for British Summer??! People, there has been four days of warm weather, we are now in Autumn.
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Fishie! I have missed you! :heart:

How gorgeous to see you here, :kiss:
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Hello my dear. I looked in here to find out what had happened to you, as I didn't get my usual notification from your thread. I gather you have caused some sort of shit storm. :eek: I missed it fortunately.

I did see your beautiful swimsuit pic on Twitter, I almost comented, but realised that my account is in my real name. It wouldn't do to mix the two :eek::confused:
 
thefishfryer said:
Hello my dear. I looked in here to find out what had happened to you, as I didn't get my usual notification from your thread. I gather you have caused some sort of shit storm. :eek: I missed it fortunately.

I did see your beautiful swimsuit pic on Twitter, I almost comented, but realised that my account is in my real name. It wouldn't do to mix the two :eek::confused:
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Shit storm? Me? What-ev’s...

Some people can’t handle an argument without descending into unpleasant cuntiness- hardly my fault, I’m an angel... or an angle as my fat fingers and autocorrect wanted to troll me...

Anywhos - shit load of people on ignore. And I might start a new thread because I am currently stood outside this very-glorious-for-reasons-I-can’t-articulate towerblock... and I like to share this shit... but it feels like polluting in other threads... no ones comes to this thread to see rather brutalist towerblocks...

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