Hello from London!

[Spiritedlady]

I’m off to Magic Mike tomorrow...... you know me and my culture

( you can take a whore to culture but you cannot make her think - Dorothy Parker)

 

[Polranny]

I’m off to Magic Mike tomorrow...... you know me and my culture

( you can take a whore to culture but you cannot make her think - Dorothy Parker)

Enjoy mm tomorrow. Let us know how you enjoyed it.
Spent time at Dorking RFC over the years, mini and youth rugby, good craic generally though beer a bit lacking .

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I wasn't dissing you, AP. Is Worcs really Midlands.? Anyroads, he started it! I like the Midlands, I lived in Leicester for a year! No battles with me. Apoks

Do you think I’m worcs? it’s posh in Worcs...

And I was teasing

 

[paulworcsuk]

Do you think I’m worcs? it’s posh in Worcs...

And I was teasing

It isn't that posh here lol

 

[AlliaPotestas]

For the record I’m from the East Midlands originally ...... but now live a few miles away from Dorking.... as the cock flies.

I didn’t realise you were so close to Dorling, was the cock a selling point? There must be a risk anyone asking directions is sent the long way just so people can say, ‘left at the massive cock’...

 

[paulworcsuk]

Has anyone ever crashed in to the large cock

 

[AlliaPotestas]

It isn't that posh here lol

All relative... and I’ve just spotted the worcs in your name which explains it... in my defence it’s 5.54am and I haven’t got my glasses on yet...

Hello btw

 

[paulworcsuk]

All relative... and I’ve just spotted the worcs in your name which explains it... in my defence it’s 5.54am and I haven’t got my glasses on yet...

Hello btw

Waves back, and put your specs on!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Hey....be careful! Staffies are lovable but can bite too....

Bloody cheek!

(As nonchalantly as possible)... Oh AP! Hello....<punches air with joy>

<glowers at dragon>

Haha - play nicely with the dragon

Thanks for the airpunch. I’m still steering clear of the playground (except maybe the audio thread...), and I’m still sticking with twitter - cause the Tiger Lillies my response to a tweet and I spent a stupid amount of time smiling to myself mysteriously because I couldn’t tell real life people that the tiger lilies liked a response by my sex site alter ego... would have been weird...

 

[Spiritedlady]

Big Cock.

I didn’t realise you were so close to Dorling, was the cock a selling point? There must be a risk anyone asking directions is sent the long way just so people can say, ‘left at the massive cock’...

I’m Surrey but inside the M25 - I tend to only see the cock on our yearly trip to buy the Christmas tree ( which is 2 more than I see in RL if you count the return journey )

That cock is rated 4.5 out of 5 online.... struggling to recall when I would have seen another that would be rated quite so highly.

 

[Polranny]

<looks at dragon & growls... just so that he knows not to diss Midlanders anymore>

Twitter 'n stuff.... I 'get' it.... I had a 'moment' when Mica Paris responded to something that I posted

<nudges rugby ball towards dragon in act of reconciliation>

As I said, I lived in Leicester for a year. I'm not really anti - Midlands and in my defence I'd had a bad day, sorry everyone. Any kiwis around? Ya sucks boo!

 

[paulworcsuk]

I’m Surrey but inside the M25 - I tend to only see the cock on our yearly trip to buy the Christmas tree ( which is 2 more than I see in RL if you count the return journey )

That cock is rated 4.5 out of 5 online.... struggling to recall when I would have seen another that would be rated quite so highly.

Do you rate all cocks out of 5 then?

 

[Spiritedlady]

Do you rate all cocks out of 5 then?

Doesn’t everyone?

( ps and measurements in inches.... cm are just weird)

 

[paulworcsuk]

Doesn’t everyone?

( ps and measurements in inches.... cm are just weird)

Surely a scale of 0 to 10 is more commonly held, I mean I would be disappointed with a five

 

[Polranny]

Doesn’t everyone?

( ps and measurements in inches.... cm are just weird)

It's only spurs supporters who regularly rate cocks, I rate mine pedwar or pimp ( that's Welsh for 4 or 5) . Any other pimps around?

Ps I love avoirdupois

 

[AlliaPotestas]

As I said, I lived in Leicester for a year. I'm not really anti - Midlands and in my defence I'd had a bad day, sorry everyone. Any kiwis around? Ya sucks boo!

Also parts of Wales are practically the midlands and probably will be when we unify

I might run and hide now

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Different hotel...

Different walk...

Still got a swim though

 

[londoner2]

I’m Surrey but inside the M25 - I tend to only see the cock on our yearly trip to buy the Christmas tree ( which is 2 more than I see in RL if you count the return journey )

That cock is rated 4.5 out of 5 online.... struggling to recall when I would have seen another that would be rated quite so highly.

The one which used to be on the 4th plinth at Trafalgar Square was the most impressive I've ever had to pleasure to see...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Doesn’t everyone?

( ps and measurements in inches.... cm are just weird)

But it makes me sound bigger!?

 

[Polranny]

But it makes me sound bigger!?

Diew! You must be a pimp then bach.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Surely a scale of 0 to 10 is more commonly held, I mean I would be disappointed with a five

I'm going to object to the o (zero) in this case. If measuring size 1-10 gives a relative scale, but o would be an absence of cock (so SL can claim the zero as there is a dearth of dick, a missing manhood, a purgatory of penis)
For everyone else, even if its a nub (I don't know how those guys procreate) it's there (pointlessly)

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Diew! You must be a pimp then bach.

A pimp that uses a pump to pucker up his penis is a prick that should use a plank to prop his pole...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

^^ poetry doesn't have to make sense so fuck off

 

[Spiritedlady]

I'm going to object to the o (zero) in this case. If measuring size 1-10 gives a relative scale, but o would be an absence of cock (so SL can claim the zero as there is a dearth of dick, a missing manhood, a purgatory of penis)
For everyone else, even if its a nub (I don't know how those guys procreate) it's there (pointlessly)

I think the 0-10 was a rating in the manner of Trip Advisor not a measurement of size. So the cock who twice stood me up for lunch last week what should we say? Although if we are now grading “ those” types of cocks we are indeed opening a whole new Pandora’s box.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Also parts of Wales are practically the midlands and probably will be when we unify

I might run and hide now

#you can shove those fucking chariots up your arse

https://youtu.be/gPiddHVGuAY

(One word, Rhyl.) You are more true than some people realise