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AlliaPotestas said:
Last day of fantasy football... I still have my free hit to use... I need to finish with 25 points more than the guy in front of me to claim third spot (assuming I am not leap frogged from behind)

What do we think? Throw as many attacking Man City and Liverpool players at it as I can?

I know even a top ten spot (out of 35) is very respectable given I genuinely know nothing... but fuck me, I’d wet myself if I could get top 3... who knew little old me so so competitive?
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Trust me. The guy in 3rd is fuming. But the guy in 5th is spitting feathers!
Head high, and all together
"The thing with Arsenal is they try and walk it!"

So are we going to do fantasy stock brokers next? Anyone got a rich sugar Daddy we could borrow?
 
where_is_RUTH said:
Trust me. The guy in 3rd is fuming. But the guy in 5th is spitting feathers!
Head high, and all together
"The thing with Arsenal is they try and walk it!"

So are we going to do fantasy stock brokers next? Anyone got a rich sugar Daddy we could borrow?
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If I win the lottery, I can be a sugar momma... obviously a big win.. don’t hold me to it if I get a tenner...
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Well now I’m jealous... I’m about to mop the kitchen floor... wanna swap?, I haven’t watched BeetleJuice in years... xx
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I haven’t either! There’s a journal of ‘Handbook for the Recently Deceased’ keeps popping up on my Amazon suggestions.

I’ll mop the floor for ya.
 
MrDevereaux said:
I haven’t either! There’s a journal of ‘Handbook for the Recently Deceased’ keeps popping up on my Amazon suggestions.

I’ll mop the floor for ya.
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Too late! And I got a little hot and ended up doing it in t-shirt and batman knickers... I took a pic and then realised it wasn’t a particularly good look :eek:
 
where_is_RUTH said:
You gonna do fantasy football next year?
Improve on 4th?
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I didn’t get 4th!!! I got a higher score than the three ahead of me but not enough to overtake them and then three.... three!!! People leapfrogged me... motherfucking 7th... still I didn’t know what I was doing this year - next year I am taking this shit seriously...
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Bugger - you can’t select more than three players from one team... trying to figure out why the player I want is greyed out has caused some eye rolling from other half who isn’t entirely pleased that even in the last week I haven’t figured the bloody rules out... and yet I am still beating him :D
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Hope you give him a bonus wank or blow job to ease his pain :D

MrDevereaux said:
I need to play the lottery in order to win.

I’m sat watching BeetleJuice.
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I know I have seen beetle juice but I have absolutely no memory of what happens, I must of been off my face that night.


Morning all.
 
phil_o said:
Hope you give him a bonus wank or blow job to ease his pain :D



I know I have seen beetle juice but I have absolutely no memory of what happens, I must of been off my face that night.


Morning all.
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Was beetlejuice a prequel or sequel to Herbie?
 
This is the story that keeps on giving :

“Mohammed said he was "so so so so angry" and he didn't know what to do – and accidentally erupted at the first person who walked into the changing room.“

Men and their accidental eruptions ;)

( Surely someone thought to give the fucking towel to police... the evidence is literally all over it)
 
Spiritedlady said:
This is the story that keeps on giving :

“Mohammed said he was "so so so so angry" and he didn't know what to do – and accidentally erupted at the first person who walked into the changing room.“

Men and their accidental eruptions ;)

( Surely someone thought to give the fucking towel to police... the evidence is literally all over it)
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Under interrogation the prime suspect (the manager) was asked 'Do you cum here often?'
 
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