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phil_o said:
Fuck it's the yanks again, the lovely Allia wanted just a voice and my Luddite ways mean I don't know my Dropbox from any other box and now we have an American not only with voice but with dance as well, Sir I take my hat off in your direction!

Allia you may have to up the anti!
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Ok, here is my voice. Sorry if the poem wot I wrote doesn't appeal, I couldn't think of anything else to say at short notice
https://www.***********/s/6jaq974bh15nu27/Recording_4.wav?dl=0
 
phil_o said:
Fuck it's the yanks again, the lovely Allia wanted just a voice and my Luddite ways mean I don't know my Dropbox from any other box and now we have an American not only with voice but with dance as well, Sir I take my hat off in your direction!

Allia you may have to up the anti!
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We are a people divided by a common language;-). I didn’t go entirely in to the history but the dance form is old enough to have been invented in Britain traveled to France to have its name corrupted came back and then was imported by the colonies while still the colonies.

Note there is a website https://vocaroo.com which simplifies the process as long as you are not on an iPad. We Americans especially New Englanders are total suckers for UK accents.
 
Booboobear84 said:
We are a people divided by a common language;-). I didn’t go entirely in to the history but the dance form is old enough to have been invented in Britain traveled to France to have its name corrupted came back and then was imported by the colonies while still the colonies.

Note there is a website https://vocaroo.com which simplifies the process as long as you are not on an iPad. We Americans especially New Englanders are total suckers for UK accents.
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I'd love to use Vocaroo but do you know why dickhead assange
Is on the front page?

(He's a dickhead for not having good lawyers, and then sitting in someone else's house for 7 years and not doing the dishes)
 
where_is_RUTH said:
I'd love to use Vocaroo but do you know why dickhead assange
Is on the front page?

(He's a dickhead for not having good lawyers, and then sitting in someone else's house for 7 years and not doing the dishes)
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Had no clue that was Assange. A very lovely women (now studying in Over there) used it for her sample.
 
Booboobear84 said:
I’m an American lurker, mostly, but I’ll play. http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1500842
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Polranny said:
Ok, here is my voice. Sorry if the poem wot I wrote doesn't appeal, I couldn't think of anything else to say at short notice
https://www.***********/s/6jaq974bh15nu27/Recording_4.wav?dl=0
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What can I say, a lesson in dancing and a poem all while walking through a park with somewhat merry fans ahead of tonight’s Europa semi final... both gorgeous in different ways, :heart:

I know I might be becoming a self righteous arse now I’m off the pop but if you need to whip your cock out or pull down your lady trousers to relieve yourself in front of children when there are still three hours of drinking time before kick off - I’m going to suggest you can’t handle your drink because I have drunk a lot in my time and I have not yet publicly relieved myself in a royal park in front of children... once in front a sheep in the welsh hills where a cyclist got a lucky flash (or unlucky dependent on your point of view), but that was down to getting lost and a five hour hike talking closer to eight...

Anywhos - glad to be homeward bound and not be in London tonight, stay safe lovelies, x
 
AlliaPotestas said:
I wanted voices! Boo... where’s cracked column? He’d probably do a humorous take on what’s your favourite pizza topping...:cattail:

Also where’s SL? Have they eloped?
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Yeah where the fuck is Cracked Column? He sure as shit is not responding to my messages. And as for me.... well I’m on a train having just finished work. I’ve been playing a little bit off-piste. ;)

I see I have a lot of catching up to do
 
Spiritedlady said:
Yeah where the fuck is Cracked Column? He sure as shit is not responding to my messages. And as for me.... well I’m on a train having just finished work. I’ve been playing a little bit off-piste. ;)

I see I have a lot of catching up to do
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Ignoring your messages? Is he somebody with a proper life beyond lit? How very dare he... I might have to consider a passive aggressive gift for our host when we start squatting in his front room :cattail:

Do we get any off-piste details? :heart:
 
Polranny said:
Ok, here is my voice. Sorry if the poem wot I wrote doesn't appeal, I couldn't think of anything else to say at short notice
https://www.***********/s/6jaq974bh15nu27/Recording_4.wav?dl=0
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Liked the poem. A bit sad at the end. Kind of hoping for wistful.
 
where_is_RUTH said:
Horny, ironing, red wine, blade runner. Alone.

Fuck I miss being single somedays:D
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I was horny but managed a work from home wank... also my ironing lady dropped my ironing off... not doing the ironing is very sexy to me...
 
Spiritedlady said:
I follow her on IG... the best video I’ve seen is her with a waist shaper
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Haha!

https://youtu.be/2kgmPae2NQQ

I tried a Spanx thing when I had to stand up and talk to a bunch of young women about careers in IT - I was really scared for my breathing so i took a pic at the hotel with it on and off under the dress and there was really hardly any difference so I left it behind... I also decided it was somewhat pathetic to stand up in front of a bunch of shiny young things and present an artificial image when I spend so long bleating on about the ‘authentic self’ - sod it - don’t hurt for them to know that fat women can achieve things :cattail:
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Haha!

https://youtu.be/2kgmPae2NQQ

I tried a Spanx thing when I had to stand up and talk to a bunch of young women about careers in IT - I was really scared for my breathing so i took a pic at the hotel with it on and off under the dress and there was really hardly any difference so I left it behind... I also decided it was somewhat pathetic to stand up in front of a bunch of shiny young things and present an artificial image when I spend so long bleating on about the ‘authentic self’ - sod it - don’t hurt for them to know that fat women can achieve things :cattail:
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I was actually propositioned by a hot man at work while wearing a pair of hideous Spanx. I mean.... Jesus wept why oh why? They are indeed man repellers. I did the only thing I could which was to remove them before meeting him :devil:

( and to the person who will mention the fact that I’m going to have to delete this comment.... I know. But later)
 
Never worn spandex, or Lycra.
Would you recommend it?
Should I?



https://youtu.be/X4rrctxmxfU

A new sport. Those fucking Norwegians are lovely.

Had to look up the rules. Style, and how long you leave it to tuck (chicken out)
It's basically a fuck you to the rich Norwegian kids in the 6o's and 7o's
 
SL - why would that comment need deleting?... doesn’t give much away...

Ruth... no... just no.... I had to take a Spanx like undergarment off in a car once... wore it under a dress for my baby brothers graduation, I had to get it off the first opportunity I could... although I suppose if restricted breathplay is your thing....
 
Last day of fantasy football... I still have my free hit to use... I need to finish with 25 points more than the guy in front of me to claim third spot (assuming I am not leap frogged from behind)

What do we think? Throw as many attacking Man City and Liverpool players at it as I can?

I know even a top ten spot (out of 35) is very respectable given I genuinely know nothing... but fuck me, I’d wet myself if I could get top 3... who knew little old me so so competitive?
 
Bugger - you can’t select more than three players from one team... trying to figure out why the player I want is greyed out has caused some eye rolling from other half who isn’t entirely pleased that even in the last week I haven’t figured the bloody rules out... and yet I am still beating him :D
 
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