Hello from London!

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The way I'm feeling I desperately need to talk. Thankfully I am speaking with Angelica very soon, she really is my lifeline at the moment .

Oh lovely, that doesn’t sound good, if you ever can’t get her, shout for us - there is often one of us around,

Be kind to yourself :heart:
 
Apsley House, The Duke of Wellington’s house. Very nice art collection and a nice place to look at.

My abiding memory of visiting there was seeing the statue of a nude Napoleon... What's all that about eh?

Oh - and there's a portrait of Titian's mistress flashing a nipple ( I know AP says men are hopeless at painting breasts but I still think it's pretty raunchy stuff...)
 
My memories (1999) The unbelievable centerpiece on the table made of silver and it seemed 12 feet long, the surprise because we had just been walking through a park and stumbled on it (had never heard of it),and that it was free that day because we came on his birthday (I think).
 
3 guys talking
The Welshman says I'm named David because I was born on St.Davids Day.
The Englishman says I'm named George because I was born on St.George's Day.
The Irishman says I'm called pancake!

#metoo yes it's racist.
 
Lent

Morning all
What are all you guys giving up for lent or will you say fuck it and indulge in what you shouldn't?

I'm thinking about not wanking for the forty days, although it might be something more manageable like no sugar, need to make my mind up soon.
 
Morning all
What are all you guys giving up for lent or will you say fuck it and indulge in what you shouldn't?

I'm thinking about not wanking for the forty days, although it might be something more manageable like no sugar, need to make my mind up soon.

For Lent, I’m giving up Lent.

Forty days of no wanking? Is this a: no wanking and staying off Lit/porn? I’d stick to sugar.
 
For Lent, I’m giving up Lent.

Forty days of no wanking? Is this a: no wanking and staying off Lit/porn? I’d stick to sugar.

Just no wanking, if the wife comes across great but just no DIY. As for lit, who could give up lit for 40 days?
 
I'm giving up the real world for lent and maybe longer, it's a shit place

Mate, sounds like you are in a dark place there, hope I don't sound a prick saying this but things can turn around very quickly sometimes.
 
I’m giving up on humanity... (*disclaimer... not really, you lot are too lovely... but mostly the rest of humanity can fuck off...)

I could attempt to give up flashing my bits for 40 days but I’d fail in a pathetically needy way (although autocorrect wanted to change that to nerdy... which might be more appropriate...)

Why would anyone give up wanking? I consider it enough to delay my climax by 15 minutes - anything beyond that is just cruel...
 
I’m giving up on humanity... (*disclaimer... not really, you lot are too lovely... but mostly the rest of humanity can fuck off...)

I could attempt to give up flashing my bits for 40 days but I’d fail in a pathetically needy way (although autocorrect wanted to change that to nerdy... which might be more appropriate...)

Why would anyone give up wanking? I consider it enough to delay my climax by 15 minutes - anything beyond that is just cruel...

It's the challenge of not wanking, I have , given up the obvious over the last few years so trying something different this year. Fuck I'm going for it, do DIY for the next 40 :eek:

A flashing nerd, this world needs far more of them!
 
It's the challenge of not wanking, I have , given up the obvious over the last few years so trying something different this year. Fuck I'm going for it, do DIY for the next 40 :eek:

A flashing nerd, this world needs far more of them!

You should see my phone pics... the amount of titty shots where I have had to crop my Clark Kent glasses out before I post... I very nearly posted eyes the other day... it was a gif of me sucking a grape (I have to entertain myself somehow) and my eyes didn’t look their little piggy selves... but I resisted... I already share too much so the sucking grape gif was also cropped...
 
I’m giving up on humanity... (*disclaimer... not really, you lot are too lovely... but mostly the rest of humanity can fuck off...)

I could attempt to give up flashing my bits for 40 days but I’d fail in a pathetically needy way (although autocorrect wanted to change that to nerdy... which might be more appropriate...)

Why would anyone give up wanking? I consider it enough to delay my climax by 15 minutes - anything beyond that is just cruel...
You guys and ladies are great, pm have helped. I won't give up wanking, it's a real world pleasure that crosses over to Lit
 
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