Hello from London!

[where_is_RUTH]

^^ some people have no taste...

Or is it, money doesn't buy you taste?

Either way, naked is always good! (Discuss)

Further to the so bad he's good school of rock a few posts back. https://youtu.be/R_7wjeY3wUE

The room. A phenomenon. Google it.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

^^ some people have no taste...

Or is it, money doesn't buy you taste?

Either way, naked is always good! (Discuss)

Further to the so bad he's good school of rock a few posts back. https://youtu.be/R_7wjeY3wUE

The room. A phenomenon. Google it.

There was me thinking I wasn’t good enough to be an actress... I’ve possibly been wrong

https://youtu.be/pKAwXLVxuZQ

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Struggling for what to get your kids this Christmas? How about a real eye to dissect?

Happy Christmas kids! Don’t have nightmares...

https://www.anatomydissection.com/

 

[grist_159]

Dissection with a Kitchen knife and chopping board? Are you sure this is not an online meat delivery system for a cannibal?

EDIT: The fine print says:

"All specimens are sold as foodstuffs and are safe for domestic use, however we don't recommend consuming this product once dissected."

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Dissection with a Kitchen knife and chopping board? Are you sure this is not an online meat delivery system for a cannibal?

EDIT: The fine print says:

"All specimens are sold as foodstuffs and are safe for domestic use, however we don't recommend consuming this product once dissected."

Safe? excellent - who’s up for eye ball curry?

 

[grist_159]

Remind me to ask you for ingredients if you ever happen to cook for me

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Remind me to ask you for ingredients if you ever happen to cook for me

You’re safe, I’m veggie - it would only be fake eyeballs... xx

 

[grist_159]

if you are replacing it with soya beans (closest to being an eyeball) I don't eat those either... one of my colleague was kind enough to remind me that they resembled monkey balls

 

[Polranny]

You’re safe, I’m veggie - it would only be fake eyeballs... xx

anatomydissection.com won't get owt from me . I'm a dragon and I'm out

 

[AlliaPotestas]

if you are replacing it with soya beans (closest to being an eyeball) I don't eat those either... one of my colleague was kind enough to remind me that they resembled monkey balls

I like sucking soya beans straight from the salted pod... I’m gonna struggle with that now... monkey balls...

This could be as bad as the time a country bumpkin friend of mine told me she doesn’t eat goat’s cheese because it smells of goat... which I had never thought of that before...

anatomydissection.com won't get owt from me . I'm a dragon and I'm out

Hehe... invest in me instead... I am bringing out a range of hooks...

 

[Polranny]

I like sucking soya beans straight from the salted pod... I’m gonna struggle with that now... monkey balls...

This could be as bad as the time a country bumpkin friend of mine told me she doesn’t eat goat’s cheese because it smells of goat... which I had never thought of that before...



Hehe... invest in me instead... I am bringing out a range of hooks...

I dont eat kumquats because they taste of kum
I like dragon fruits though,

 

[grist_159]

I dont eat kumquats because they taste of kum
I like dragon fruits though,

what's wrong with kum?

and wouldn't you eating a dragon fruit be like a chicken eating eggs?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Serious Christmas present suggestion - a necklace which when you project a light into it, gives you I love you in a 100 different languages on your wall or ceiling or whatever...

You would get a very good Christmas evening if this was in my stocking... I would likely cry... and then fuck you senseless...

Top shopping tips from AP...

 

[MrDevereaux]

In other news, this made me snigger...

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife/rock-band-creates-fake-fan-2204472

Damn. If they'd have played here, I'd have gone to see just what the fakery is all about. Good for a laugh, I guess.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Serious Christmas present suggestion - a necklace which when you project a light into it, gives you I love you in a 100 different languages on your wall or ceiling or whatever...

You would get a very good Christmas evening if this was in my stocking... I would likely cry... and then fuck you senseless...

Top shopping tips from AP...

Thanks, I'll add this to the list things to buy someone, when she comes along.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Thanks, I'll add this to the list things to buy someone, when she comes along.

 

[MrDevereaux]

I'm really quite mean and sadistic, honestly.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I'm really quite mean and sadistic, honestly.

I don’t believe it - you’re in the London thread, we only attract good un’s - indisputable fact,

 

[MrDevereaux]

I don’t believe it - you’re in the London thread, we only attract good un’s - indisputable fact,

Tha reet.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

The way to someone's heart, with an anal hook!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

The way to someone's heart, with an anal hook!

Or a necklace that says I love you in a 100 different languages...

 

[MrDevereaux]

The way to someone's heart, with an anal hook!

Someone's heart must be in a rather strange place, or it's a very big hook.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Someone's heart must be in a rather strange place, or it's a very big hook.

Haha! You win!

 

[MrDevereaux]

Haha! You win!

I get told that a lot. Usually followed by 'Sir'

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I get told that a lot. Usually followed by 'Sir'

Do you now?

Won’t get it from me, not really a yes sir, no sir type of gal