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Ready to cry - still in my practice runs and will be missing a play tonight... first world problems :rolleyes:

Now that your not going are you able to tell us the play,?

And I'm not being rude, I think its healthy that you've felt the need to focus on work. Rude would have been me asking for your ticket so I could go.
 
Haha! He might want a say in that... :D
Send the red reptilian replica to Allia, she will know what to do with it thereafter and has a forwarding address.

It's not a bad likeness (blush) but how the fuck did it it get into that bush? Just hope it's not some form of voodoo shit!
 
Send the red reptilian replica to Allia, she will know what to do with it thereafter and has a forwarding address.

It's not a bad likeness (blush) but how the fuck did it it get into that bush? Just hope it's not some form of voodoo shit!


We could test that by poking some needles through it...
 
Send the red reptilian replica to Allia, she will know what to do with it thereafter and has a forwarding address.

It's not a bad likeness (blush) but how the fuck did it it get into that bush? Just hope it's not some form of voodoo shit!

This made me giggle ... getting a dragon in yer bush. A cheeky innuendo there.
 
On a perv site, this has a different meaning.

No needles for me.

i assure you it will feel good :D Maybe I should make a doll fashioned after you as well...

making one of AP is very difficult.. Can hardly make it hot enough...
 
Mr Devereux
I have a cunning plan
You will have noticed that grist_159 Is getting ideas way above his station.
Should he threaten me or any other members of the AP fan club with needles in future I suggest he be given the Blackadder needles up the nose and pants on the head lunacy test. Very appropriate given yesterday's commemoration.
Kangaroo court guilty, and ship the little shit back to his Hampshire hovel, preferably with his bollocks in a sweaty jar in his back pocket.
 
Mr Devereux
I have a cunning plan
You will have noticed that grist_159 Is getting ideas way above his station.
Should he threaten me or any other members of the AP fan club with needles in future I suggest he be given the Blackadder needles up the nose and pants on the head lunacy test. Very appropriate given yesterday's commemoration.
Kangaroo court guilty, and ship the little shit back to his Hampshire hovel, preferably with his bollocks in a sweaty jar in his back pocket.

https://i.imgur.com/QYsWG19b.jpg
 
Mr Devereux
I have a cunning plan
You will have noticed that grist_159 Is getting ideas way above his station.
Should he threaten me or any other members of the AP fan club with needles in future I suggest he be given the Blackadder needles up the nose and pants on the head lunacy test. Very appropriate given yesterday's commemoration.
Kangaroo court guilty, and ship the little shit back to his Hampshire hovel, preferably with his bollocks in a sweaty jar in his back pocket.

Worse than that, Polranny, I'll make him a cappuccino Baldrick style ... complete with *chocolate* sprinkles.

Would you like a coffee, grist_159 ?
 
Worse than that, Polranny, I'll make him a cappuccino Baldrick style ... complete with *chocolate* sprinkles.

Would you like a coffee, grist_159 ?

I've learnt to never eat or drink anything that has been inspired from "Baldrick's cookbook"

I think I am good thanks :D
 
Who wants a coffee? :D

True story, I sat near Tony Robinson at a book festival, he was the row behind me, and just over my shoulder and I never would have known but at the end of Tom Holland’s talk, Tony asked a question during the Q&A’s... weird to think of him so close and I nearly never knew...

https://youtu.be/XSg2cq5xx2Y
 
I decided to donate my sperm at a fertility clinic today.

The nurse asked me if I’d like to masturbate in the cup.

I said “I don’t think I’m ready to compete just yet”.
 
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