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Bless. That's not the most exciting Shakespeare either. Hope the second half is better.
It was amazing even if I was scared for Ian McKellen at points, I don’t think I know another man his age that could physically carry a adult woman night after night...
Do you think McKellen might adopt me? I’ve been waiting for David Attenborough to do so and he hasn’t showed up yet...

It was amazing even if I was scared for Ian McKellen at points, I don’t think I know another man his age that could physically carry a adult woman night after night...
Do you think McKellen might adopt me? I’ve been waiting for David Attenborough to do so and he hasn’t showed up yet...
That’s a custody battle I never thought I’d hear: Attenborough vs McKellan
 . Although if there was McKellen would definitely win...
. Although if there was McKellen would definitely win...I reckon they'd have you as Goddaughter.
can I have Thandie Newton as my Mum... hang on this isn't going where I wanted it to (fuck)
ok, ahem, sorry, incest over there, right...
look at what I ended up watching when I was looking for porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUfK3iu7-N4

.....For anyone that doesn’t look at my thread - I need an idea of who’s more likely to keep a clean sheet in the Liverpool / Chelsea game...
AP - Is there no end to your talents?
There obviously is or I wouldn’t need to be asking the lit community to help me avoid coming blooming last in the fantasy football league...
Ops! You’ve deleted - were you mistaking me for someone else? Do you want me to delete?
Never mind - I realised I was allowed more defenders than I thought, dilemma solved
Thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.
There obviously is or I wouldn’t need to be asking the lit community to help me avoid coming blooming last in the fantasy football league...

Fantasy football? Wow. Football's for girls
 . I occasionally show enough to prove it...
. I occasionally show enough to prove it...Indeed - I’m a girl, you might noticed. I occasionally show enough to prove it...
I don’t know what I’m doing but someone persuaded me to have a go because he was light on teams and then a bunch of blokes I don’t really know at work found out and asked me to join their league as well... fuckers didn’t tell me they are all really good...
Anywhos... I am not even a football fan except for the big international games, but I have found it oddly addictive...
Was there a buy in?
And entrance fee?
Did they ask for cash?
Haha! No.... it’s just for fun,
And pride... fucking pride... I better not come last
Currently bottom of our league. I know that feeling.
Now I struggle with who to vote for because of May’s arrogance and Corbyn’s incompetence.
But this morning’s papers tell me the Tories are planning a post Brexit festival, whilst Labour are considering a four day working week, whilst still being paid for five...
Guess which I might prefer... I mean it would fuck the economy probably but a girl can dream...
I read a few weeks ago that Cable was talking to a ‘surprising’ number of disgruntled labour MPs - that’s gone quiet... can I just have a new party please?

I voted green in the last couple of local elections but nationals are trickier...
Maybe it’s time to stop whinging about the lack of a suitable candidate and to see who will vote for AP instead... don’t slam the door in my face when I come canvassing...