Hello from London!

[Ironfan]

Bless. That's not the most exciting Shakespeare either. Hope the second half is better.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Bless. That's not the most exciting Shakespeare either. Hope the second half is better.

It was amazing even if I was scared for Ian McKellen at points, I don’t think I know another man his age that could physically carry a adult woman night after night...

Do you think McKellen might adopt me? I’ve been waiting for David Attenborough to do so and he hasn’t showed up yet...

 

[Kinkenglish]

It was amazing even if I was scared for Ian McKellen at points, I don’t think I know another man his age that could physically carry a adult woman night after night...

Do you think McKellen might adopt me? I’ve been waiting for David Attenborough to do so and he hasn’t showed up yet...

That’s a custody battle I never thought I’d hear: Attenborough vs McKellan

 

[where_is_RUTH]

It was amazing even if I was scared for Ian McKellen at points, I don’t think I know another man his age that could physically carry a adult woman night after night...

Do you think McKellen might adopt me? I’ve been waiting for David Attenborough to do so and he hasn’t showed up yet...

I reckon they'd have you as Goddaughter.

can I have Thandie Newton as my Mum... hang on this isn't going where I wanted it to (fuck)

ok, ahem, sorry, incest over there, right...

look at what I ended up watching when I was looking for porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUfK3iu7-N4

 

[AlliaPotestas]

That’s a custody battle I never thought I’d hear: Attenborough vs McKellan

I doubt they’d be a battle... . Although if there was McKellen would definitely win...

I reckon they'd have you as Goddaughter.

can I have Thandie Newton as my Mum... hang on this isn't going where I wanted it to (fuck)

ok, ahem, sorry, incest over there, right...

look at what I ended up watching when I was looking for porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUfK3iu7-N4

17 million people have watched that...

I keep meaning to have a go at the pub quiz at McKellen’s pub... perhaps I’ll get a chance to ask him...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

For anyone that doesn’t look at my thread - I need an idea of who’s more likely to keep a clean sheet in the Liverpool / Chelsea game...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Never mind - I realised I was allowed more defenders than I thought, dilemma solved

 

[Mei5ter]

Thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.

 

[londoner2]

For anyone that doesn’t look at my thread - I need an idea of who’s more likely to keep a clean sheet in the Liverpool / Chelsea game...

.....

 

[AlliaPotestas]

AP - Is there no end to your talents?

There obviously is or I wouldn’t need to be asking the lit community to help me avoid coming blooming last in the fantasy football league...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

There obviously is or I wouldn’t need to be asking the lit community to help me avoid coming blooming last in the fantasy football league...

Ops! You’ve deleted - were you mistaking me for someone else? Do you want me to delete?

 

[londoner2]

Ops! You’ve deleted - were you mistaking me for someone else? Do you want me to delete?

Haha! No not at all - It's just that I misread your original post and thought you were announcing that you had worked out who is more likely to keep a clean sheet in the Liverpool / Chelsea game... rather than asking the question!

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Never mind - I realised I was allowed more defenders than I thought, dilemma solved

Fantasy football? Wow. Football's for girls

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.

HAHA. IT crowd. You legend.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

There obviously is or I wouldn’t need to be asking the lit community to help me avoid coming blooming last in the fantasy football league...

Statistically, a random selection isn't a bad choice. You've actually got a reasonable chance of coming mid table, which will annoy the shit out of the football mad dicks coming behind you

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Fantasy football? Wow. Football's for girls

Indeed - I’m a girl, you might noticed . I occasionally show enough to prove it...

I don’t know what I’m doing but someone persuaded me to have a go because he was light on teams and then a bunch of blokes I don’t really know at work found out and asked me to join their league as well... fuckers didn’t tell me they are all really good...

Anywhos... I am not even a football fan except for the big international games, but I have found it oddly addictive...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Indeed - I’m a girl, you might noticed . I occasionally show enough to prove it...

I don’t know what I’m doing but someone persuaded me to have a go because he was light on teams and then a bunch of blokes I don’t really know at work found out and asked me to join their league as well... fuckers didn’t tell me they are all really good...

Anywhos... I am not even a football fan except for the big international games, but I have found it oddly addictive...

Was there a buy in?
And entrance fee?
Did they ask for cash?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Was there a buy in?
And entrance fee?
Did they ask for cash?

Haha! No.... it’s just for fun,

And pride... fucking pride... I better not come last

 

[Ironfan]

Haha! No.... it’s just for fun,

And pride... fucking pride... I better not come last

Currently bottom of our league. I know that feeling.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Currently bottom of our league. I know that feeling.

Tortoise and the Hare - it’ll be fine...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Now I struggle with who to vote for because of May’s arrogance and Corbyn’s incompetence.

But this morning’s papers tell me the Tories are planning a post Brexit festival, whilst Labour are considering a four day working week, whilst still being paid for five...

Guess which I might prefer... I mean it would fuck the economy probably but a girl can dream...

I read a few weeks ago that Cable was talking to a ‘surprising’ number of disgruntled labour MPs - that’s gone quiet... can I just have a new party please?

 

[4ceIT]

Now I struggle with who to vote for because of May’s arrogance and Corbyn’s incompetence.

But this morning’s papers tell me the Tories are planning a post Brexit festival, whilst Labour are considering a four day working week, whilst still being paid for five...

Guess which I might prefer... I mean it would fuck the economy probably but a girl can dream...

I read a few weeks ago that Cable was talking to a ‘surprising’ number of disgruntled labour MPs - that’s gone quiet... can I just have a new party please?

A new party sounds like a good idea - but if its populated by the same F$%^&"g idiots that are populating all parties in the UK at the moment then that will do this country no good..

One good thing about all of this mess is that it has brought a lot of the gunk to the surface for all to see (whether that impacts on anything is a different story)

blegh..

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Makes my blood boil.
I'm no way a fan of the EU, but what's going on at the moment is economic suicide. I see no logic from ANY Tory.

Corbyn. I love each constituent part of what he says and yet the whole just doesn't seem to stand together.

I generally vote green. Which is a paradox because their individual policies I often have trouble with.... But as a whole, its where I'd like to be.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I voted green in the last couple of local elections but nationals are trickier...

Maybe it’s time to stop whinging about the lack of a suitable candidate and to see who will vote for AP instead... don’t slam the door in my face when I come canvassing...

 

[Ironfan]

I voted green in the last couple of local elections but nationals are trickier...

Maybe it’s time to stop whinging about the lack of a suitable candidate and to see who will vote for AP instead... don’t slam the door in my face when I come canvassing...

Sure there's an innuendo joke in there somewhere, just can't see it.