Hello all you horny and fabulous people!

[EJSmiles]

Hello all readers and horny people. I'm new here, so I'm stopping by to say hello to everyone! Let's all be friends!

 

[Handley_Page]

EJ, welcome to the AH. Have fun and you might learn a few things if you need to.

 

[EJSmiles]

Thank you Handley. I hope you and many others can teach me more than a few things.

 

[glynndah]

A welcome for the little newbie from the good little witch.

 

[andy_charles]

Hey, there,newbie

Welcome to Lit!

Have fun, enjoy yourself and live, laugh and love!

Andy

 

[NaokoSmith]

Hullo new friend! Have fun on here. If anyone says anything weird on your thread, ignore them. If people come in and start fighting each other, sit back, enjoy the show and make sure you pass the popcorn to the left.

You can have such fun in here if you don't mind a little bit of rough .



PS people in here MIGHT read your story but they are mostly writers not readers. If you have a question about writing - or what to put in your garden - they will be extremely helpful and rush to answer it, although some of them will be extremely weird answers in interesting ways.

 

[Tx Tall Tales]

Hullo new friend! Have fun on here. If anyone says anything weird on your thread, ignore them. If people come in and start fighting each other, sit back, enjoy the show and make sure you pass the popcorn to the left.

You can have such fun in here if you don't mind a little bit of rough .



PS people in here MIGHT read your story but they are mostly writers not readers. If you have a question about writing - or what to put in your garden - they will be extremely helpful and rush to answer it, although some of them will be extremely weird answers in interesting ways.

I love your attitude Naoko. Just had to say that.

What she said, newbie. Welcome.

 

[sr71plt]

Welcome. What genre of stories do you write that you'll be posting to Literotica?

 

[TE999]

Welcome to the Funny Farm, EJ.

In order to complete your registration on the Lit website and gain free access to the Authors Hangout, it is required that you post nude pictures of yourself here. Front, rear and side views please.

On second thought (and to respect your privacy), just send them to me in a PM and I'll see that they're conveyed to the registration authorities.

Your cooperation in this matter will be much appreciated. By me, anyway.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I love your attitude Naoko. Just had to say that.

What she said, newbie. Welcome.

Gosh, thank you!

EJ, needless to say, you need post no nude piccies to that TE999 unless it turns you on to do so.

Here you are TE999, here's some pussy for you while you hold your breath waiting

 

[TE999]

Here you are TE999, here's some pussy for you while you hold your breath waiting

I'm not sure about this, Naoko ... I mean, those first two look okay, but that last one appears to be one of those snapping pussies I've heard about. *exhales* Two outta three ain't bad.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hi, EJ, and welcome to Literotica and the Authors' Hangout. This is a friendly place, but it's more friendly if you don't post advertisements for your work being offered for sale on Amazon. There is a thread at the top of this forum where you can post such ads, once you have become a contributor of stories or poems to Lit.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I'm not sure about this, Naoko ... I mean, those first two look okay, but that last one appears to be one of those snapping pussies I've heard about. *exhales* Two outta three ain't bad.

C'mon TE999, surely you would enjoy snapper pussy taking piccies of everything?

I got two outta three predictions on the Six Nations rugby so far! see how my third prediction goes today.

 

[Handley_Page]

C'mon TE999, surely you would enjoy snapper pussy taking piccies of everything?

I got two outta three predictions on the Six Nations rugby so far! see how my third prediction goes today.

{ <<< Hubble Bubble, Toil & Trouble >>> }

 

[NaokoSmith]

{ <<< Hubble Bubble, Toil & Trouble >>> }

D'you think I'm a Scottish witch HP?

 

[TxRad]

Welcome to the AH, please keep all hands and feet inside the ride at all times. The trolls like to bite. The rest of us just nibble unless you want something harder.

 

[LaRascasse]

Welcome to the madhouse.

 

[EJSmiles]

Welcome. What genre of stories do you write that you'll be posting to Literotica?

I plan to write romance erotica, and hopefully, once I get comfortable, I it will get more and more kinkier as I go along.

 

[EJSmiles]

Hi, EJ, and welcome to Literotica and the Authors' Hangout. This is a friendly place, but it's more friendly if you don't post advertisements for your work being offered for sale on Amazon. There is a thread at the top of this forum where you can post such ads, once you have become a contributor of stories or poems to Lit.

Oh, it's just a silly old signature. It's there if people are interested, but I'm not in this thread to ask people to buy it.

 

[steve44uk]

You can have such fun in here if you don't mind a little bit of rough .

Who you calling "rough...?"

 

[Handley_Page]

Who you calling "rough...?"

Wearing a "Ruff" ?

 

[NaokoSmith]

Who you calling "rough...?"

Handley_Page[/B]]Wearing a "Ruff" ?

One lives in hope, sigh. A bit of rough wearing a ruff .

(Something for you English boys dreaming of the Grand Slam)

 

[Handley_Page]

One lives in hope, sigh. A bit of rough wearing a ruff .

(Something for you English boys dreaming of the Grand Slam)

Praying for a good, swift game.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Praying for a good, swift game.

Not a romp in the mud like on Sunday then?

 

[Handley_Page]

Not a romp in the mud like on Sunday then?

Nah; too much like the Army in WW1.