Hellllloooo......been a while

[wornoutkeyboard]

Hi all - just thought I'd drop in and say hello.

So...hello to all who haven't managed to forget about me (even after hours of brain scrubbing and shock therapy)

~WOK

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

WOW... I have sunk to responding to my own thread. I just took a few minutes to browse.....

Colly is dead and Perdita is gone.

I'm gonne go somewhere and pout now.

~WOK

 

[minsue]

Feeling any better?

 

[Liar]

WOW... I have sunk to responding to my own thread. I just took a few minutes to browse.....

Colly is dead and Perdita is gone.

I'm gonne go somewhere and pout now.

~WOK

Well, I'm gonna allow myself a to see you back. You're one I've missed.

 

[moonlight elf]

Hello

I remember you when you popped back in...was it sometime last year?

Welcome Back

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

Well that is at least 2 welcome faces/avitars around here.

It has been like walking into your childhood home and finding that your rainbow bright stickers have been removed from the closet doors.

My deaf-ass just finished writing a naughty bit o work and it made me think fondly of my friends at the AH ( I am always dillusional when thinking about the past) and I come back to find a bar where no one knows my name (lalalalala.... I'm a much better singer now that I am deaf).

Where have all the great ones gone?

~WOK (never great - but always hoping I could steal some while someone's back was turned)

EDITED TO ADD: well...3 faces now

 

[minsue]

We've hidden them all in the back room. We'll tell you the secret knock for a price.

 

[Belegon]

We've hidden them all in the back room. We'll tell you the secret knock for a price.

a high price...

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

Well, I'm gonna allow myself a to see you back. You're one I've missed.

Well...while a dancing banana can make up for a lot of things.....I don't know if I'm going to be able to recover....

I have missed you too Liar.....

Apparently I haven't been missing my elipses though.....

~WOK

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

We've hidden them all in the back room. We'll tell you the secret knock for a price.

I have two pennies and a furball left under the recliner from my dog and my ferrets said they will contribute some poop (they are always so generous with their poo) and I have a skittle - I think it used to be red but a lot of the candy coating has worn off from being at the bottom of my purse.

If you give me one lightly used garbage-pail kid in trade we will call it a deal. That skittle is a momento - I just hate giving it up - but for a good cause....

~WOK

 

[minsue]

I have two pennies and a furball left under the recliner from my dog and my ferrets said they will contribute some poop (they are always so generous with their poo) and I have a skittle - I think it used to be red but a lot of the candy coating has worn off from being at the bottom of my purse.

If you give me one lightly used garbage-pail kid in trade we will call it a deal. That skittle is a momento - I just hate giving it up - but for a good cause....

~WOK

Would that I could, but my garbage pail kids are priceless. Skittle or no, I can't part with any of them.

 

[Belegon]

Do you have a slightly bent paper clip?

 

[minsue]

Do you have a slightly bent paper clip?

Is that slightly bent as in straightened, but not completely or as in not curved properly? It matters, you know.

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

Yes....but this kittle USED TO BE RED. That right thee is worth at least 3 garbage pail kids...

Yeeeeesh....people just don't see a good deal when it is smacking them in the face with a large flounder....or a tuna even....

~WOK

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

Here I am posting to my own thread....but I have been reviewing some posts since I stopped by last (gotta catch up so i don't look like the tiddly-wink that I am) and I am getting confused because a bunch people have changed their names.

Now, I know I am easily confused on a regular basis...but changing names just to screw with the deaf lady just isn't cool man!

Not cool!

Can someone publish an AH directory of changed names?

~WOK

 

[minsue]

Can someone publish an AH directory of changed names?

~WOK

We would but unfortunately, some of the names were changed to protect the guilty.

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

We would but unfortunately, some of the names were changed to protect the guilty.

Yes, but you see - the guilty ones are likely the ones I am looking for. Who want's the innocent ones (well - the idea of boinking a really hot 32 year old virgin HAS crossed my mind on occasion - oh yeah...and can you make him like a count or something?)

How am I supposed to come back and harass old friends if I can't even locate them?

Yeeeeshhhhhhhhh

I am going to start a naked sit-in. Anyone want to join me?

~WOK (who as already naked before - but this gives her an appropriate excuse now)

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[minsue]

Yes, but you see - the guilty ones are likely the ones I am looking for. Who want's the innocent ones (well - the idea of boinking a really hot 32 year old virgin HAS crossed my mind on occasion - oh yeah...and can you make him like a count or something?)

How am I supposed to come back and harass old friends if I can't even locate them?

Yeeeeshhhhhhhhh

I am going to start a naked sit-in. Anyone want to join me?

~WOK (who as already naked before - but this gives her an appropriate excuse now)

Naked sit-in is definitely a good idea. They'll come out of the woodwork in droves then.

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

Welcome back wornoutkeyboard.
I do not believe we have ever met, probably before my time.
Nice to meet you.


Hugo

Nice to meet you Hugo. *Tips her hat*

I am a gopher. I just pop my head in for a few months every now and again when my writing schedule permits. Since this is the only place online i have met a decent community of writers who don't have anuses in the place where their heads should be - I find myself wandering back here and there. Then I get sick or bombarded with assignments and I find that 6 months have slipped by while I was watching Star Trek (not Voyager though....pah!).

This time it seems my gophering has come to disasterous results as I never had time to say goodbye to some really great people who made this a magical world full of cotton candy and dancing koalas.

I dunno if I will stick around too long this time since some of the faces I wanted to see have left, passed or have shrouded themselves in new names.

But we'll see..... I can be like gum on the bottom of your shoe - you think it's gone until you walk over a slick floor and find just one creeky spot still sticking.

~WOK (who frequently wears hats while nekkid)

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[English Lady]

I remember you WOK, now i don't know if you'll remember me,though


Hang about, though. It's a good gang of folks here, I am sure you'll have fun if you give this new bunch a chance

 

[rgraham666]

Hello wok. It is nice to see you again.

And I do remember you. I did enjoy your easy skill at humour, which you've displayed once again.

Don't stay away this time, please?

 

[neonlyte]

A WOK on the wild side - I seem to remember.

How's the health issues and are you shot of that squirrel?

 

[TxRad]

WOK....

I kind of sort ah remember you from when I first arrived here.... You were passing through on your semi annual... once a year... WTF am I tour....

Or was the WOk from the last time I decided to cook my sushi?

Either way glad to meet ya...