Hellllloooo......been a while

[AchtungNight]

Pleased to meet you, friend. Welcome back. Hope this place hasn't changed too much from what you remember. I myself am finding out many new things constantly. That's what comes with de-lurking.

 

[Guest]

WOK! Good to see you. How the devil are ya!?

When I think of you, I always remember that little squirrel friend you had, and those sooo cute piccies.

Lou

 

[angelicminx]

Hi, WOK! Nice to see you.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Eh, what's up, WOK?

It's good to see you back. I hope you're feeling fine.

 

[TheEarl]

Hey WOK. How the devil are you?

The Earl

 

[NoJo]

WOW... I have sunk to responding to my own thread. I just took a few minutes to browse.....

Colly is dead and Perdita is gone.

I'm gonne go somewhere and pout now.

~WOK

I remember you. I remember liking you. I'm not promisig anything.

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

I remember you. I remember liking you. I'm not promisig anything.

Well - never did care for people who makes promises. Or people who don't like gyros (mmmm...tasty even if I can't pronounce the name of the sauce they put on them).

Minx, Neonlyte (aka Wills), Lou, EL, Lucky, Earl, SubJoe.....well now we are getting up a list that could actually result in something like a party (I'm first at playing 7 minutes in heaven).

Now who is gonna bring the MD2020, Boone's Farm and Natty Light?

~WOK (putting on a preemptive lamp shade)

 

[lil_elvis]

Welcome back WOK

 

[TheEarl]

Now who is gonna bring the MD2020, Boone's Farm and Natty Light?

Sure!





If I remotely knew what they were...

The Earl

 

[kendo1]

Good to see you back.
Early release?

This is too much. Loulou, Joe, Three LeggedDonkey, and now a WOK.

Ken

 

[Guest]

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

Very cheap, sugary wines.

Hiya WOK! *waves just in case you remember me*

Well I remember you....but clearly I was unaware of your lack of expertise with crappy alcoholic beverages. Poor Earl is going to have the sad misfortune of thinking MD202 is a wine! PAH! Perrish the thought!

MD2020 (AKA - Mad Dog 20/20) - horrific tasting malt liquor usually drunk from 40 (foty) while in your low-rider watching your bobble-head virgin mary dance to Snoop Dogg or the "Gasolina" song.

Natty Light (AKA- Natural Light) - a form of particularly heinous beer that is never paid for but rather grabbed and then quickly escorted out of the store by 15 year olds. Usually costs about 50c per case.

Boone's Farm - The sugary wine. Comes in a variety of flavors - most popular being "Strawberry Hill" - of which I threw up an entire bottle on my prom night.

~WOK (who forgives you for not being as well versed on ghetto booze)

 

[Guest]

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

Hmpf.

MD 20/20 certainly IS a wine! Do note the hideous flavors like Orange Jubilee, Purple Rain, Blue Raspberry, and Peaches and Cream.

I will give ground on the Natural Light, having never heard it called "Natty Light" but submit that that the "fine French beer" from Michigan, Goebel's, is worse than Natural Light.

And we are in agreement on Boone's Hill.

We'll split the difference since it is marketed as a wine but classified as a malt liquor (at least by the liquor board of this particular state in the ambiguous south) as it is a "fortified" wine (AKA- fortified with funky flavors for extra gangsta punch!) over a certain alcohol content. And while the afficianado would tell you that what constitutes a malt liqor has to do with it's brewing products and processes - this particular red-neck state disagrees. For this state it is "brewed beverages over 8% alcohol content" reather than hard liquor which is above 8% but is distilled. Out ehre I have seen MD 20/20 as high as 13.5%. It is good fun to chunk up later. MMMMM....grapefruit flavored pseduo-wine/malt liquor coming back up......mmmmmm

It is found in the same section of the liquor store next to mickeys, Olde English and Zima. Notice the "non wine bottle shape" - yeah...makes it easier to slip into a paper bag.

~WOK

And Natty Light is just 1 step above PBR.... Ahhh....the blue ribbon goodness

 

[rgraham666]

You haven't had bad beer until you've had 'Uncle Ben's Own Pale Pilsner'.

They draw the water for it out of a river downstream from two pulp mills. Tastes like it too.