He Wanted to Marry a Virgin

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but try as he might, could not find one. so he has lots of fun with the non-virgins.
 
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First, why would any guy want a virgin?
.... Why would any guy want to be the one that hurt a woman so bad that she might hate you the rest of your life?
.... Better to look for a woman who has already been through it with some guy she now hates and show her how much pleasure you can now bring her.

Second, what the hell is a mom-virgin?
 
First, why would any guy want a virgin?
.... Why would any guy want to be the one that hurt a woman so bad that she might hate you the rest of your life?
.... Better to look for a woman who has already been through it with some guy she now hates and show her how much pleasure you can now bring her.

Second, what the hell is a mom-virgin?
I can understand your arguments against wanting a virgin, but there are also pro-virgin arguments. Maybe he wants to be sure she doesn't have any venereal diseases. Maybe he doesn't want to be compared to anyone else. Maybe he doesn't want to have to break her of bad habits, like spitting out sperm, or saying "no."

I'm guessing "mom-virgin" is either a biblical reference, or just a typo.
 
First, why would any guy want a virgin?
.... Why would any guy want to be the one that hurt a woman so bad that she might hate you the rest of your life?
.... Better to look for a woman who has already been through it with some guy she now hates and show her how much pleasure you can now bring her.

Second, what the hell is a mom-virgin?
he was brought up to believe women shopuld save it for marriage (hey, that's what my Mom alw3ays said, good trhing I didn't listen)

A mom-cirgin is a pair of typos. Fixed now.
 
I can understand your arguments against wanting a virgin, but there are also pro-virgin arguments. Maybe he wants to be sure she doesn't have any venereal diseases. Maybe he doesn't want to be compared to anyone else. Maybe he doesn't want to have to break her of bad habits, like spitting out sperm, or saying "no."

I'm guessing "mom-virgin" is either a biblical reference, or just a typo.

Yeah, I can understand the reasons behind wanting a virgin, most of them have to do with religion and a upbringing.

There are ways to insure she doesn't have an STD. As for being compared to anyone else, she surely wouldn't compare you to the guy that caused her a great deal of pain. And there are ways to stop bad habits without hurting her.

he was brought up to believe women shopuld save it for marriage (hey, that's what my Mom alw3ays said, good trhing I didn't listen)

A mom-cirgin is a pair of typos. Fixed now.

My mom had me seven months after her and dad were married. So, she never preached about being a virgin being a good thing. And that was back in the late 40s when if she wasn't a virgin she had to be a whore.

My wife wasn't one, but the woman I dated before her was. It was messy the first time. After that she became a nypho and wore me out until her boyfriend came home, then is bye-bye Zeb. She married her boyfriend, but divorced him a year later. As of the last time I heard, she has been married 5 time divorced 4. Even though I thought I was in love with her, looking back, I'm damn glad I didn't marry her.

I was lucky with my wife, her ex was an asshole. After we got together she was hooked, not because I'm a great lover, but because I was nice to her and always made sure she wasn't in any pain. She would do anything, anyway, for me. We had 48 years together.
 
he was brought up to believe women should save it for marriage (hey, that's what my Mom alw3ays said, good thing I didn't listen)

Okay, here's a twist: your protagonist has been having fun bopping all the non-virgins and he finally encounters his virgin unicorn. Plus he's crazy for her. However, the virgin finds out he's not a virgin, so she nixes any idea of them being together because she also wants to marry someone who hasn't had sex before. What does our hero do? Give up? Try to win her over?
 
Okay, here's a twist: your protagonist has been having fun bopping all the non-virgins and he finally encounters his virgin unicorn. Plus he's crazy for her. However, the virgin finds out he's not a virgin, so she nixes any idea of them being together because she also wants to marry someone who hasn't had sex before. What does our hero do? Give up? Try to win her over?
Give up, enjoy life.
 
Okay, here's a twist: your protagonist has been having fun bopping all the non-virgins and he finally encounters his virgin unicorn. Plus he's crazy for her. However, the virgin finds out he's not a virgin, so she nixes any idea of them being together because she also wants to marry someone who hasn't had sex before. What does our hero do? Give up? Try to win her over?

He seeks out a witch doctor or voodoo priest or someone like that who can turn him into a "born again virgin." Hopefully, the unicorn goes for it.
 
There is an old story about a slutty woman who meets a virginal man and falls in love with him. But she's reluctant to have sex with him, because she has told him that she is a virgin, and she knows he will be able to tell she isn't.

She goes to her doctor and asks if there is anything he can do to make her at least seem to be a virgin. The doc says he'll give it a try. He gets down in her pussy and does a few things, but she can't tell what he is doing.

She makes a date with her young man and agrees to have sex with him. When he begins to penetrate her, the pain is excruciating, and she screams and howls her head off, genuinely in extreme distress! The young man is suitably impressed.

The next day she calls the doctor back and tells him whatever he did, it worked perfectly. But what did he do to her?

He tells her, "I just tied your pubic hair into knots."
 
There is an old story about a slutty woman who meets a virginal man and falls in love with him. But she's reluctant to have sex with him, because she has told him that she is a virgin, and she knows he will be able to tell she isn't.

She goes to her doctor and asks if there is anything he can do to make her at least seem to be a virgin. The doc says he'll give it a try. He gets down in her pussy and does a few things, but she can't tell what he is doing.

She makes a date with her young man and agrees to have sex with him. When he begins to penetrate her, the pain is excruciating, and she screams and howls her head off, genuinely in extreme distress! The young man is suitably impressed.

The next day she calls the doctor back and tells him whatever he did, it worked perfectly. But what did he do to her?

He tells her, "I just tied your pubic hair into knots."
that's very knotty.
 
Maybe the guy wants a virgin just for having too much fun with non-virgins in the extreme for a while, having ruined a few along the way to the tune of, "... Hey girl, come sit here! No silly, take it in... oh what a tight pussy... virgin pussy? What's your name?" and craving a "pure" romance for a change, and what he thinks would be same stability if he would be the all for her.

He isn't looking too hard though... but when, on the way to yet another orgy, he picks up a random girl just for extra company, he knows that's her pretty soon, and "rescues" her from what was about to transpire, but unfortunately not soon enough for her to had no clue. She's virgin indeed but no dummy, she studies physics and quantum computing and so they spend that night talking about beauty of clean programming code and history of art instead.

But she knows he's a playboy, and indeed, that puts an extra layer of reluctance, but also of intrigue, maybe. It grows slowly and takes time, a full year, for him to wean off his old friends and habits and become truly faithful to her, but by then they exchange handwritten letters almost everyday on top of their dating watching plays and concerts... And her father puts his feet down he must man up and marry her at once.

With all his experience, the overhyped first time maybe indeed doesn't go as smooth, but soon he shows to her she really, really loves sex. It's heaven for two for a while, and he worships her in many ways... but not all there is. Unwittingly, he had told her more, not holding back, not hiding anything of his past so they could be close unconditionally, and she got, or discovered, confusing cravings she's still unable and reluctant to fully explain.

And then, her crude, rude colleague sends her unsolicited dick picture, one of a really large dick...
 
Maybe the guy wants a virgin just for having too much fun with non-virgins in the extreme for a while, having ruined a few along the way to the tune of, "... Hey girl, come sit here! No silly, take it in... oh what a tight pussy... virgin pussy? What's your name?" and craving a "pure" romance for a change, and what he thinks would be same stability if he would be the all for her.

He isn't looking too hard though... but when, on the way to yet another orgy, he picks up a random girl just for extra company, he knows that's her pretty soon, and "rescues" her from what was about to transpire, but unfortunately not soon enough for her to had no clue. She's virgin indeed but no dummy, she studies physics and quantum computing and so they spend that night talking about beauty of clean programming code and history of art instead.

But she knows he's a playboy, and indeed, that puts an extra layer of reluctance, but also of intrigue, maybe. It grows slowly and takes time, a full year, for him to wean off his old friends and habits and become truly faithful to her, but by then they exchange handwritten letters almost everyday on top of their dating watching plays and concerts... And her father puts his feet down he must man up and marry her at once.

With all his experience, the overhyped first time maybe indeed doesn't go as smooth, but soon he shows to her she really, really loves sex. It's heaven for two for a while, and he worships her in many ways... but not all there is. Unwittingly, he had told her more, not holding back, not hiding anything of his past so they could be close unconditionally, and she got, or discovered, confusing cravings she's still unable and reluctant to fully explain.

And then, her crude, rude colleague sends her unsolicited dick picture, one of a really large dick...
sick.
It would do well.
 
sick.
It would do well.

Have at least two potential projects with about that as a component. In both, the dick pic guy do get her shortly, but is left behind soon enough.

One starts right there and evolve into polyamory, mostly a rather upbeat fantasy all through, and open ended.

Other, better defined but potentially a million word project (a somewhat "true story"), explore the beginning in more detail, and differ in that they never quite get to public official marriage (what's also certainly a part of problem for her) then devolve in protracted series of episodic ex-sex. A tragedy, from his pov, as he remains faithful in hopes she will return after her "world tour" but it's her who grow while he's remain conserved where she fixed him. And at the somewhat surprising end, she goes into the sunset on a superyacht, literally.
 
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"Uhhh," he said plaintively while sitting in his car, "I really want to marry a virgin, where can I find one?"
The soft feminine voice of the Garmin gave him driving instructions to Roanoke.
 
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