HazMat Training question

[ManOSafety]

Hey, anybody out there know anything about the HazMat training regs?


Actually, I don't really care about them anymore, I did my time in OSHA compliance, but figured that could be the starting point for a conversation...

 

[Silverlily]

Uh-uh, I fell for the power tool line, remember?

 

[Cheyenne]

I know enough to never let myself be talked into taking the 40 hour hazmat training course!

 

[ManOSafety]

Well you fell for it once Kitten and lately seemed to be avoiding me like the plague, so I thought I'd try to attract your attention somehow . Glad to see you, hope all is going well for you.


Oh my Cheyenne, so you had the unfortunate opportunity to attend the oh-so-fabulous 40 hour course huh? I can't understand why you wouldn't want to go again and spend a week with safety geeks .

 

[Silverlily]

Well you fell for it once Kitten and lately seemed to be avoiding me like the plague, so I thought I'd try to attract your attention somehow . Glad to see you, hope all is going well for you.

Oh bite me, I did no such thing. I said hi last time we were both on, asked about the baby, remember? (Hmmm, methinks that senility thing is setting in ) Bravo on the thread though, worked like a charm. (My god, am I that predictable?)


*whispering* ear muffs...Tyvec coveralls...

 

[ManOSafety]

Hmmm, you probably would like me to bite you...so, bring it on baby, I'll bite you all night <---see my chompers?

oooh, coveralls? steel-toed shoes, respirators...

 

[Silverlily]

Careful there, SafetyBoy, kitties have chompers and claws.


Kevlar gloves, vented safety goggles...*sigh*

 

[ManOSafety]

I know

I know they have chompers and claws, that's why I need the PPE...

NAERG, spill socks...

 

[Silverlily]

Spill socks?? Isn't that what junior high schoolers use when they don't want their moms to find out certain things?


Now about the PPE. See, smart kitties play nice. They rub against you, purring, looking longingly at you until you begin to remove all that gear. They wrap themselves around you, licking and nuzzling until you no longer suspect they have a stinker bone in their bodies. They get you nice and relaxed, and then bring out the claws.


purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[ManOSafety]

I know, I've had some of those wicked, I mean loving, cats before....lol

 

[Cheyenne]

Oh my Cheyenne, so you had the unfortunate opportunity to attend the oh-so-fabulous 40 hour course huh? I can't understand why you wouldn't want to go again and spend a week with safety geeks .

Nope, I said I know enough to NOT let that happen to me (in a previous life.) I'm smarter than the average bear, see? No training, so they couldn't put me on as extra help in a big emergency.
I like pushing paper, and that's it.