Have you sounded your barbaric yawp today?

[Guest]

I hope you NEVER change Vella! It would make Lit frightfully dull.

i forget...
how much do i pay you per compliment?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

i forget...
how much do i pay you per compliment?

$1.99 for the first compliment, and 99 cents for each additional compliment.
The groveling is a free service to preferred customers.

Grovel . . . grovel . . .

 

[Guest]

$1.99 for the first compliment, and 99 cents for each additional compliment.
The groveling is a free service to preferred customers.

Grovel . . . grovel . . .

damn, there goes xmas
do you take amex?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

damn, there goes xmas
do you take amex?

You can just open a tab and pay me back when you win the lottery.

Grovel . . .

 

[BlackShanglan]

Love the title. And I have. After spending the bulk of the day being increasingly heavily laden with work, I drove home with "South Austraila" and "Bottle of Smoke" pounding loudly enough to draw stares. I was, naturally, too busy singing along to pay much heed.

Shanglan

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Enlighten us, oh fishnetted one, what other theories might you impart to the $2 hookers of lit?

2 Dollars?????? (Don't have a dollar sign here in Britland)

Can I have half a dozen?????

 

[Guest]

2 Dollars?????? (Don't have a dollar sign here in Britland)

Can I have half a dozen?????

That's me out, then. I cost £200.

Heeeeeeeheeeeeeee!!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

That's me out, then. I cost £200.

Heeeeeeeheeeeeeee!!!!

And that's by the hour!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

And that's by the hour!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quite!

Worth every penny, though!!!!

I never heard any words of complaint from you.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I never heard any words of complaint from you.

And you wont either!!!!.

 

[Guest]

And you wont either!!!!.

I plan to make sure of that!

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Have you sounded your barbaric yawp today?

am I the only person who finds those lines unbearably erotic?

Pretty much, yes.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

WHOOP!

It has arrived.

Finally. *le sigh*

~lucky

 

[shereads]

2 Dollars?????? (Don't have a dollar sign here in Britland)

Can I have half a dozen?????

Cut and paste:

http://www.xe.com/symbols.htm

I googled this site when I needed a "£" for a copywriting assignment and my Word program only had Euros. Britian should complain to Microsoft.

Now, back to the topic:

I don't determine the going rate for sexual congress on my street corner; that's a function of the free market. It's almost impossible to form a labor union in Florida and the state refuses to enforce a minimum wage even when we call ourselves "courtesans" or "cyprians."

 

[Sunnie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Have you sounded your barbaric yawp today?

Pretty much, yes.

Looks like it.

 

[Sunnie]

WHOOP!

It has arrived.

Finally. *le sigh*

~lucky

Did you just cum?

 

[Guest]

Cut and paste:

http://www.xe.com/symbols.htm

I googled this site when I needed a "£" for a copywriting assignment and my Word program only had Euros. Britian should complain to Microsoft.

Now, back to the topic:

I don't determine the going rate for sexual congress on my street corner; that's a function of the free market. It's almost impossible to form a labor union in Florida and the state refuses to enforce a minimum wage even when we call ourselves "courtesans" or "cyprians."

Bah!
its all supply and demand
if you would cease stealing the best corners, the rest of us would get a chance.
ah, whats a doxy to do?

 

[Bridget69]

What's a yawp? Some kind of mating call or an exclamation of joy?

 

[shereads]

What's a yawp? Some kind of mating call or an exclamation of joy?

Google it and Walt Whitman will explain.

 

[cantdog]

Over the roofs of the world is a cool bohemian place to sound one, too. But I hide the yawp these days.

 

[shereads]

Did I hear a barbaric WHOOP?

 

[cantdog]

Coupled with a eureka and a sigh.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Did I hear a barbaric WHOOP?

Just me and Shane screaming "Get on you bastaaaarrdd!"

Shanglan

 

[cantdog]

Whitman. A few cool turns of phrase. But if you wrote that much blank verse, you'd have a few, too. What a wordy and tedious man.

 

[Belegon]

Bah!
its all supply and demand
if you would cease stealing the best corners, the rest of us would get a chance.
ah, whats a doxy to do?

offer a sample to the local financial professional to see if he can help you with your marketing decision?

course, we most likely won't hear from you for a while after Lucky gets there tomorrow...

mouth will be full and hands will be busy