Have you had sex with a partner from another continent today?
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I had sex with a partner who was incontinent. Does that count?
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No, but you may wish to re-post that on the Fetish board.
NotHisLady
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masturbation whilst fantasizing about?
does THAT count?
does THAT count?
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blackleggings
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Nope! My sexual history today, and well, every day before today, has been with good ol' North American boys.
But Clive Owen or Jason Statham can fix this for me.
But Clive Owen or Jason Statham can fix this for me.
NotHisLady
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OH, strict---I like it
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Nope! My sexual history today, and well, every day before today, has been with good ol' North American boys.
But Clive Owen or Jason Statham can fix this for me.
I enjoy your optimism.
Let's hope it's contagious.
blackleggings
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luvthedesserts
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No, sadly I have never been on the Galata Bridge to be able to do that. Technically we'd be over water and then I just don't know what that would be. I'm sure it would still be sex, just not intercontinental.
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If wishes were fishes, the seas would be full. ~ guy really into fish
mark197205
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Not today, no..
Scentofawoman
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I tried, but the damn time zones make it difficult.
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I tried, but the damn time zones make it difficult.
Just how long is the penis that's involved in this connection?\
You whore.
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Hmmmm... Today I've had sex with no one- including myself
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Hmmmm... Today I've had sex with no one- including myself
You're doing yourself a disservice*.
*This PSA brought to you by Islandman's Concern for Wench Foundation.
lovetoread
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Not yet.
veryviolet1
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Lol... It's early yet, darlin'!
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Phew.
There's still hope.
I was about to put the entire Foundation on High Alert.
We would have air-dropped a penis or vagina (or both) to your locale within 4 hours of being alerted to your dire situation.
Instead, we'll hold bingo night as per usual.
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BlackCashmere
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No...but I spoke on the phone with 2 men from another continent today...does that come close?
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No...but I spoke on the phone with 2 men from another continent today...does that come close?
Contrary to what your mum and priest said, speaking to men does not constitute sex.
....I know I used this joke already today, but it's so damned good that I had to bring it back out for an encore.
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