MaxSmith
Yes, that was sarcasm.
- Joined
 - Sep 17, 2012
 
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Not a professional one!
HYE wanted to be a porn star?
No.
HYE been on a television game show?
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Not a professional one!
HYE wanted to be a porn star?
No.
HYE been on a television game show?
Nope.
HYE given a blowjob (ladies) or fingered (men) someone while they were driving a car?
Yes, yes I have!
HYE gotten honked at for doing said naughtiness?
Yes...
HYE wondered what made you do what you did?
HYE lost something very valuable, and found it years later?
No, but I have bought it back.
HYE had to be restrained from hurting someone that really deserved it?
HYE been in an actual physical fight?
Not in a very long time. I'm very good at defusing angry people...except myself. And besides, everyone knows I carry.
HYE been followed in your car?
Yes.
HYE found yourself dreaming of someone else while having sex with your s/o to the point you open your eyes and are disappointed?
I have. There are some sick individuals in this world, and it scared me to bits.
HYE had someone follow you all the way home?
Yes, and I drove right by my house and to a police station.
HYE had your home broken in to.
Yes, home & car regularly (and even if they never found or took anything valuable it still sucks)
HYE caught anyone trying to break into your home? (I guess this would also cover a few of the above questions. That chucklehead won't be back anytime soon)
Yes... The sound of a pump action shotgun cocking is unmistakable. My dad cocked the gun and announced to the door that whomever it was trying to get in had been warned.
HYE wished for something on a star and gotten your wish?
Yes...but I cheated (wasn't alone, and wished out loud. It did come true though, yay)
HYE wished for something out loud and the person you were with laugh with a "not in a million years buster, but thanks for the giggle" smile?![]()
No. lol...
HYE wished for something bad to happen to someone who "done you wrong" and then felt guilty when something bad did happen.
Yes that has happened.
HYE wished someone good and seen it happen with glee?
Yes, happily I have.
HYE had a car wreck that put you in the hospital?
Yes that has happened.
HYE wished someone good and seen it happen with glee?

Yes, but I've noticed there's typically a price to be paid with every wish no matter if it's good or bad.
HYE snuck into a friend's yard/home to surprise them with something?
LOL I just noticed how behind I am at answering... Darn you Max and Trouble!![]()
Yes, but I've noticed there's typically a price to be paid with every wish no matter if it's good or bad.
HYE snuck into a friend's yard/home to surprise them with something?
LOL I just noticed how behind I am at answering... Darn you Max and Trouble!![]()
I don't know if this qualifies: I once drove to Lubbock, Tx, to surprise a female friend, only to find out she had gone home for the weekend... a nice 4 hr drive for nothing
HYE been surprised by an unexpected out of town visitor?
I don't know if this qualifies: I once drove to Lubbock, Tx, to surprise a female friend, only to find out she had gone home for the weekend... a nice 4 hr drive for nothing
HYE been surprised by an unexpected out of town visitor?
[QUOTE =MaxSmith;43140458]Yes... it was not a good surprise, either...
HYE skipped out on a ticket at a restaurant because of service?