Have you ever wanted to masturbate

[KillerMuffin]

but were just too lazy to go ahead and do it?

 

[lovetoread]

Yes.

 

[christophe]

hell no............

 

[Parkay]

Lazy ? Not really lazy. Too stoned, or just plain too tired. I work two jobs and sometimes fall asleep in my dinner.

 

[scylis]

have i ever? i'm doing it right now!

just got off from work. not that i'm tired, but it was soooooo sloooooow today.

 

[Guest]

 

[pondman]

Never to lazy

Never to tired But can be imposible with 3yo running around.

 

[Northern Lights]

No, but I've fallen asleep a few times while in the midst of some solo action. Does that qualify?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Oh, I have. Too tired I would say, not lazy. You know, when you're lying in bed thinking, should I? Hmmmm.....sounds good, but, oh fuck it, I'm tired.

 

[Orlanth]

Same as Ruby's answer.

 

[Mellon Collie]

but were just too lazy to go ahead and do it?

Yes.

 

[TN_Vixen]

LOL

I felt this way just the other night. But, I can be easily talked into it.

 

[lilminx]

I've had times like that - too tired, or too lazy. However, most of the times that I'm feeling that way I can just grab my pillow and get it over with in about two minutes- instant relaxation.

 

[perks]

I am not too lazy to do it for you.

 

[lilminx]

Are you perving on me, Perky?

 

[perks]

Are you perving on me, Perky?

perpetually, minxie.

 

[TWB]

Hell I wake up and was doing it in my sleep. I guess that's never too lazy. REM masturbation. . .

 

[Guest]

Yes. I have been too lazy and too tired to masturbate.

On a happier note, I've been awakened by a wonderfully intense orgasm, as well.

 

[Belilica]

Oh, not really lazy.... just wanted to wait for my lover.

Bel

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I have had the motivation the all day, but with it being a Saturday and the family around the place I have not had a chance...

If I have the chance, when I feel the need, I do

 

[Orlanth]

I have had the motivation the all day, but with it being a Saturday and the family around the place I have not had a chance...

If I have the chance, when I feel the need, I do

Can I watch, or perhaps, lend a hand?

 

[playful Kitten26]

I've been to tired to masterbate before. Really it was just to tired to roll over and grab my toy. It's pretty bad when you really want to but just can't get up the energy up to move 3 feet and open a drawer.

 

[SXCRgirl]

Too lazy? No. Uninspired perhaps, but I usually get going once I start. LOL... mmmmm.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Can I watch, or perhaps, lend a hand?

Two things:

1. Get someone to entertain the kids for me.

2. You ask my husband if you can lend a hand..

 

[Orlanth]

Two things:

1. Get someone to entertain the kids for me.

2. You ask my husband if you can lend a hand..

Number 1 is easy to do.

Number 2, maybe he can join in as well.