TheMrBurns
Voulez-vous?
- Joined
- Jun 5, 2018
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No, thank goodness
Have you ever been told you look like someone famous by multiple people?
Mayor of the city I live in... All. The. Time.
HYE had sex in a hot tub?
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No, thank goodness
Have you ever been told you look like someone famous by multiple people?
Mayor of the city I live in... All. The. Time.
HYE had sex in a hot tub?
I’ve been naked in a hot tub, but never had sex in one.
HYE sex outside?
Yes it's a lot of fun when there is a risk of getting caught
HYE been caught having sex?
Yes it's a lot of fun when there is a risk of getting caught
HYE been caught having sex?
We’ve been in situations where we were likely seen, but I wouldn’t use the word “caught”. So no.
HYE caught someone having sex?
Kinda, neighboring hotel room.
HYE made extra noise in the hope that someone would hear you having sex?
Not that I remember.
Have you ever gotten off using the water jet in a jacuzzi or swimming pool?
Yes.
HYE meant to have a quickie but then it turned into something much longer?
I’m not one for quickies.
HYE had multiple orgasms?
No
HYE been with a woman (or you are the woman) who has squirted with the orgasm?
Yes. My wife has.
HYE had an orgasm in a public place with others around?
On the beach.
HYE had your computer hacked?
On the beach.
HYE had your computer hacked?
HYE had nude or suggestive pics on a device that someone saw that should not have?
That ain't ever gonna happen.
Have you ever seen nude photos of a friend's spouse by accident?
HYE wanted to see nude photos of a friend of your spouse /SO?
If I could do so without anyone but me knowing, I'd be interested in seeing nude photos of just about everyone I've ever met.
Have you ever masturbated while on a boring conference call?
HYE had sex in a pool?
Yes. Not a fan.
Have you ever masturbated with a handheld shower?
Some years ago, I found the most preposterously phallic horseradish root, and I knew I'd make it mine. I used two condoms on it to be extra safe.HYE masturbated with something from the produce department?
Some years ago, I found the most preposterously phallic horseradish root, and I knew I'd make it mine. I used two condoms on it to be extra safe.
Have you ever witnessed a dramatic wardrobe malfunction?
No. It takes months to get into my pants.
HYE planned a big romantic event just to have the other person back out?
Yes and it sucked
HYE backed out of a big romantic event?