awired50
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- Jul 1, 2014
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Jesus no, I'm not even 40. I hope that doesn't happen ever.
HYE been complimented on something you do routinely?
Yes.
HYE told someone you masturbated thinking of them?
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Jesus no, I'm not even 40. I hope that doesn't happen ever.
HYE been complimented on something you do routinely?
Yes.
HYE told someone you masturbated thinking of them?
Yes, I have.
HYE had sex with one person while fantasizing about another?
Has anyone NOT ever had sex with one person while fantasizing about another?
HYE told the person you're having sex with that you're fantasizing about another?
Actually I have. She played the part amazingly well.
HYE watched while your SO masturbated -- fantasizing and calling out the name of someone other than you?
No.
HYE experienced a Super Orgasm?
I've had "super" orgasms, but I don't know that I've experienced a 'Super Orgasm".
HYE experience an orgasm with no physical contact?
Only (quite literally) in my dreams. When I was much younger.
HYE unintentionally cum while dry humping?
Only (quite literally) in my dreams. When I was much younger.
HYE unintentionally cum while dry humping?
Well, since he haven’t dry humped since high school and didn’t know what an orgasm was (I mean I knew in general but no practical experience), I’m going to say no.
Have you ever swam in the ocean?
NO
HYE had sex with an ex when they were married?

Nope
HYE had sex at your place of employment??
L![]()
Not full sex, no.
HYE gone down an aisle while shopping for the sole purpose of getting a closer look at someone you thought looked hot?

All the time. And I will usually tell them so!
HYE thought someone looked hot but upon closer inspection realized that they were a different gender than you first thought?
That seems to happen more often then it used to...
HYE been pleasantly surprised that they were a different gender than you first thought?
Nope.
HYE been told a joke but you didn't "get" it until later and then you laughed like a loon and looked crazy?

All the time. Sometimes it's even me.telling the joke!
Have you ever laughed at a joke that you didn't get or even hear so you don't hurt the feelings of the other person?
Yes but it's just more of a smile and chuckle.
HYE ridden a donkey?
Yes but it's just more of a smile and chuckle.
HYE ridden a donkey?
Yes. Many, many, years ago.
HYE been on a cruise?
I haven't! Riding my fellow brothers whilst they're oppressed by "the man" doesn't seem right. (In all seriousness, I haven't.)
Have you ever held a bird of prey?
Edit: too late.![]()
No
Yes - several.
HYE been dolphin watching?