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Tallulah82
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HYE been in a threesome ?
No. Not yet...
HYE made a sex tape (with you as the star)?
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I did
HYE been in a threesome ?
No. Not yet...
HYE made a sex tape (with you as the star)?
HYE gifted your cum caked underpants to a lover?
No, HYE made your partner come in a public place?
Yes.
HYE had a champagne blowjob?
have you ever eaten a raw egg?
I added two raw yolks to a smoothie for lunch this afternoon.
Have you ever suffered a side effect from a prescription drug interaction?
Fell asleep behind the wheel. Thank God there was a huge shoulder and no bicyclists/pedestrians...
HYE fooled around with a roommate?
HYE fooled around with a roommate?
HYE messed around with someone while on vacation, never to see them or hear from them again?
I've only had two male roommates over the years, and we never fooled around. That's almost miraculous looking back on the near constant sexual tension between us.
Oh yes I have!
Have you ever secretly observed someone masturbating?
no
have you ever used your mobile phones vibrate function to stimulate yourself?
No...I use my mind to stimulate myself. I don't need anything else.
Have you ever felt the urge to tempt fate?
All the time.
HYE had a naughty dream that you stuffed back in to the dark recesses of your mind because no one would ever understand....Hell, you didn't even understand where that came from?!?!
Why yes I have...and I woke up naked with my hand between my legs *Shrugs*
Have you ever won an award that you didn't think you deserved?
Nope I have not won many individual awards.
Have you ever traveled across country just to go to a restaurant that you heard was really good?
No. I ordered a pizza from like 6 blocks away once!
HYE gone out jogging and all of a sudden the Secret Service mistakes you for the president/first lady and they start jogging beside you while holding their ear pieces and talking on their radios and next thing you know some KGB spies sneak up and try to assassinate you and they all get in to a fire fight and the SS saves your life and they hurry you in to a black bulletproof limo and you drive off safe and then you realize the 5 SS members in the limo are all super sexy members of the opposite sex and you start thanking them by taking your clothes off and they feel a duty to do the same and next thing you now it's limo orgy time?
Oh shit. I think I just got my next story....
I'll have to say no to that one, but it sounds really cool.
HYE ridden in a fighter jet?
Yes, two.
HYE been to a rodeo?
Yes, two.
HYE been to a rodeo?
Yes. Hundreds of them.
HYE...fucked in the cab of a truck at a rodeo?![]()
Yes!
LOL...um...nope. Really???
HYE had sex in a public park?
nope
HYE been on TV?
Yes!
HYE watched yourself when you appeared on TV or listened to yourself on the Radio? (and wasn't it awful?!?)