Have You Ever ... V2

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Yup. Multiple times. In my old room. And on Christmas eve's.

HYE had sex under water?

Yes. If you mean just the fucking parts submerged, hundreds of times. My head underwater would be maybe 5 - 10 (briefly)

HYE had sex on a sailboat - topside, not in the cabin?
 
Yes. If you mean just the fucking parts submerged, hundreds of times. My head underwater would be maybe 5 - 10 (briefly)

HYE had sex on a sailboat - topside, not in the cabin?

Never have.

HYE Been approached by police while making out in a car?
 
Yes.

Have you ever broken out into a dance in the grocery store?

Hahaha! Oh yes! I do so with the grocery list on my hand and the daughter making her moves beside me.
The last one was with the spouse, but not in the grocery store, rather on a restaurant, I persuaded him to join me do the shoulder dance! :D
It's fun, you should try it! And remember to paint a good imagination that everyone around you is clapping :p

HYE broke a bone while in a middle of a passionate or forceful sex? I believe accident can happen either way.
 
Hahaha! Oh yes! I do so with the grocery list on my hand and the daughter making her moves beside me.
The last one was with the spouse, but not in the grocery store, rather on a restaurant, I persuaded him to join me do the shoulder dance! :D
It's fun, you should try it! And remember to paint a good imagination that everyone around you is clapping :p

HYE broke a bone while in a middle of a passionate or forceful sex? I believe accident can happen either way.

Bone no. Cartilage yes (nose during a threesome)

HYE had to go to the ER because of sex
 
O__o nope. I don't even think I've ever assumed someone WAS a sex worker. I'm naïve like that.

HYE run into an ex lover and you'd forgotten their name?
 
O__o nope. I don't even think I've ever assumed someone WAS a sex worker. I'm naïve like that.

HYE run into an ex lover and you'd forgotten their name?

More than once :eek: awkwaaaaaard

HYE sneezed and accidentally farted at the same time? Its the worst
 
I've had two kids. Yep. Been there. Not worse than sneeze pee. Definitely worse :(

HYE walked out of a movie to go have sex because *couldn't wait*
 
More than once :eek: awkwaaaaaard

HYE sneezed and accidentally farted at the same time? Its the worst

Thankfully, no.

HYE taken a bite of some food only to get a big surprise when you realize that it wasn't what you thought it was?
 
Yes! My driver was mean and tried to sneak shrimp into something. :/

HYE tried aphrodisiacs in food? ( legal food type)
 
Several times I have a also been woken up this way... Lovely.

HYE stood someone up for a date?
 
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