Have You Ever ... V2

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

luckily, no.

HYE been caught fucking?

Several times. I once announced to a girlfriend, after a drunken party, which her parents had also attended, that I was going to fuck her in the ass. Her mother came and knocked on the bedroom door, but all she said was, “I hope you two aren’t getting too carried away in there.” We carried on.

Have you ever stopped someone from having an embarrassing moment, like toilet paper stuck to the heel of a shoe or something worse?

 

[BadAmy]

Several times. I once announced to a girlfriend, after a drunken party, which her parents had also attended, that I was going to fuck her in the ass. Her mother came and knocked on the bedroom door, but all she said was, “I hope you two aren’t getting too carried away in there.” We carried on.

Have you ever stopped someone from having an embarrassing moment, like toilet paper stuck to the heel of a shoe or something worse?

Absolutely. Discreetly, too..nose boogers.
Hye high fived the wrong person?

 

[sultan_sd]

Absolutely. Discreetly, too..nose boogers.
Hye high fived the wrong person?

That's impossible

HYE smuggled anything across the border?

 

[BadAmy]

That's impossible

HYE smuggled anything across the border?

Yes... Known to rum run a time or two...
Hye eaten an entire jar of pickles on a Thursday, in boxing shorts?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Yes... Known to rum run a time or two...
Hye eaten an entire jar of pickles on a Thursday, in boxing shorts?

Can't say that I have.

HYE been woken up in a hotel room by the sound of sex in the next room?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Can't say that I have.

HYE been woken up in a hotel room by the sound of sex in the next room?

LOL...nope, not woken up. But...I have enjoyed some...voyeuristic moments.

HYE seen someone fucking on a hotel balcony?

 

[Bdm20]

LOL...nope, not woken up. But...I have enjoyed some...voyeuristic moments.

HYE seen someone fucking on a hotel balcony?

Yes.

Have you ever conceived a child on a pool table?

 

[BongoGal]

Have you ever conceived a child on a pool table?

Nope! I will acknowledge, however, that at least three different guys over the years have suggested that we do it on a pool table. I have always said no because 1. anything would be more comfortable than slate and 2. stains on felt would likely be permanent. Do guys have a 'girls on a pool table' fantasies that override common sense and decency? I mean, it has always been someone else's pool table they were willing to stain.

Have you ever introduced a current lover to a former one without revealing the full extent of your prior relationship?

 

[bunny4med]

Nope! I will acknowledge, however, that at least three different guys over the years have suggested that we do it on a pool table. I have always said no because 1. anything would be more comfortable than slate and 2. stains on felt would likely be permanent. Do guys have a 'girls on a pool table' fantasies that override common sense and decency? I mean, it has always been someone else's pool table they were willing to stain.

Have you ever introduced a current lover to a former one without revealing the full extent of your prior relationship?

Nope. Formers are out of my life forever.

Men think of pornstar Marilyn Chambers when it comes to a pool table.

HYE gotten sunburnt in your vital areas?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Nope. Formers are out of my life forever.

Men think of pornstar Marilyn Chambers when it comes to a pool table.

HYE gotten sunburnt in your vital areas?

Not yet

HYE gone on a date you thought would turn out bad but then had a great time?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Not yet

HYE gone on a date you thought would turn out bad but then had a great time?

I deny the very concept of dating. I just make friends, so I’m never disappointed.

Have you ever had a sexual partner talk about another sexual partner and wonder what he/she would eventually say about you?

 

[Kim1980]

Have you ever had a sexual partner talk about another sexual partner and wonder what he/she would eventually say about you?[/QUOTE]
No, not even close.

HYE eaten food off a body (what)?

 

[ADogWithABone]

HYE eaten food off a body (what)?

Yes. Just standard stuff, like whipped cream, fruit, etc.

HYE had sex in a small boat.

 

[BongoGal]

HYE had sex in a small boat.

Yes, and it left me with bruises.

Have you ever kissed someone for an extended period (made out with, I mean) as part of an acting performance?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Yes. Just standard stuff, like whipped cream, fruit, etc.

HYE had sex in a small boat.

LMFAO! Yeah, I’ve had comical adventures in boats.

 

[nkycatsfan]

Yes, and it left me with bruises.

Have you ever kissed someone for an extended period (made out with, I mean) as part of an acting performance?

Can't say that I have, but it definitely sounds fun.

HYE been on tv?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Can't say that I have, but it definitely sounds fun.

HYE been on tv?

Yes. More than once.

HYE seen something happen in person that later went on to change your life

 

[Bdm20]

Yes. More than once.

HYE seen something happen in person that later went on to change your life

Not that I recall.

Have you ever laid in bed with your significant other, aching for physical
affection knowing that if you touched her or him you'd be rejected, so you looked forward to them getting out of bed so you could check to see what's up and who's posting on this thread?

 

[BongoGal]

Have you ever laid in bed with your significant other, aching for physical
affection knowing that if you touched her or him you'd be rejected, so you looked forward to them getting out of bed so you could check to see what's up and who's posting on this thread?

Nope.

Have you ever with someone when you both knew beforehand that it would be the last time?

 

[Bdm20]

Nope.

Have you ever with someone when you both knew beforehand that it would be the last time?

I don't think so. Maybe? I know of times when I knew it would be the last time. It's possible she did, too

Have you ever been with someone knowing it would be the last time, but it wasn't?

 

[nkycatsfan]

I don't think so. Maybe? I know of times when I knew it would be the last time. It's possible she did, too

Have you ever been with someone knowing it would be the last time, but it wasn't?

No. I HAVE been with someone where we knew it would be the last time because she was moving away. But never where it ended up NOT being the last time.

HYE had an affair?

 

[Tallulah82]

No. I HAVE been with someone where we knew it would be the last time because she was moving away. But never where it ended up NOT being the last time.

HYE had an affair?

Yes. I consider this - being on Lit - cheating, and my close relationships I have that have emerged on here as affairs, never mind anything else I've done. Not proud, but it's the truth.

HYE lost a RL close friend due to an affair, or almost affair?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE lost a RL close friend due to an affair, or almost affair?

I lost a friend when she found out years later that I had a one-night-stand with her ex a few weeks after she and he broke up. She was married to someone else when she found out, so I was very surprised that she was so angry. I felt bad, but there was nothing I could do about it.

Have you ever seen a guy in public trying to hide an erection?

 

[Bdm20]

I lost a friend when she found out years later that I had a one-night-stand with her ex a few weeks after she and he broke up. She was married to someone else when she found out, so I was very surprised that she was so angry. I felt bad, but there was nothing I could do about it.

Have you ever seen a guy in public trying to hide an erection?

Yes. Have you ever BEEN a guy in public trying to hide an erection?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Yes. Have you ever BEEN a guy in public trying to hide an erection?

I have.

HYE known the significant other of a friend was having an affair, and said nothing to the friend?