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Have you ever urinated in the ocean?

Have you ever urinated in the ocean?

  • Yes

    Votes: 16 100.0%

  • No

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    16
Don't you need a degree for that?


I've pissed in 3 oceans and two more are on the bucket list.
I've pissed in lakes.
I've pissed in creeks.
I've pissed in rivers that flow into drinking water reservoirs.
I've pissed on glaciers.
I've pissed on pristine snow.
I've pissed on pack ice.



I'm certain I can get a Bachelor of Pissing degree just from experience.
 
It's a slippery slope. First the sea, then the bath, then the shower, then the sink and before you know it you'll be spraying everywhere like a feisty old tomcat.

Dirty bastard.
 
Adre said:
A waste of gas, but hey...
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It's a cost-saving measure. She takes so many anti-psychotics each morning that the health dept. requires her to call the water-treatment plant folks each time she flushes the toilet. Using the ocean is a win-win.

I keed! I keed!
 
RobDownSouth said:
It's a cost-saving measure. She takes so many anti-psychotics each morning that the health dept. requires her to call the water-treatment plant folks each time she flushes the toilet. Using the ocean is a win-win.

I keed! I keed!
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I will cut you.




With my caustic pee.
 
My reserve wet suit warmer...always drink lots of water before a dive B)
 
Urinating in the ocean

Interesting factual statistic about that:

A large number of drowning deaths are men, out in a boat alone, not wearing a life jacket.
They find the body with the zipper down.
It is determined that they have unzipped, leaned over the side to pee and fell in. You would not believe how difficult it can be to get back into a boat without a ladder or someone to help you and particularly if you are in the, sayyyyy, over forty group.
There is also the "gasp reflex." that is the fact that you hit the water unexpectedly and the first thing you do is gasp for air. You take in water and drown within about ten seconds in the water.
Moral of the story: Don't go out by yourself. If you do, wear a lifejacket at all times starting with the minute you get in the boat. Pee in a can and empty it over the side. :)
 
You can install a flush toilet on your boat, use it religiously, carry the drainage onto the dock to the waste disposal center, dump it in the approved receptacle, and it will still end up in the ocean.
 
fasolati23 said:
Interesting factual statistic about that:

A large number of drowning deaths are men, out in a boat alone, not wearing a life jacket.
They find the body with the zipper down.
It is determined that they have unzipped, leaned over the side to pee and fell in. You would not believe how difficult it can be to get back into a boat without a ladder or someone to help you and particularly if you are in the, sayyyyy, over forty group.
There is also the "gasp reflex." that is the fact that you hit the water unexpectedly and the first thing you do is gasp for air. You take in water and drown within about ten seconds in the water.
Moral of the story: Don't go out by yourself. If you do, wear a lifejacket at all times starting with the minute you get in the boat. Pee in a can and empty it over the side. :)
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haha, some useful interesting information.
 
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