Have you ever suffered from Poison Ivy on your crotch?

[Starfish]

I got poison ivy on my arms and I keep smothering it in Caladryl Clear, but I am seemingly scratching it enough to make it seep and spread. I am deathly afraid it will spread to my crotch if I masturbate. I am out of batteries and I dying here.

Anyone ever had it on their genitals? Sounds horrific.

 

[Isolde]

I am going to be the first one to say this but..

OUCHIE!!!!

 

[crystalhunting]

Yikes Gretchen!!!!!


Can your hubby help?



CH

 

[Starfish]

CH, He's passed out. I should be too, but I've slept enough lately.

Hum... maybe it's time for me to really go vegitarian....

Oh cucumber, cum here, little cucumber....

Oh hey, banana... you'll do..... get over here!

 

[crystalhunting]

Perhaps you could use a Twinkie Gretchen...and to answer your sig line question....I WOULD eat you!!!!






CH

 

[Starfish]

Awww! Thanks CH!

I would use a twinkie but they are mushy and may make an aweful mess.

 

[Isolde]

Awww! Thanks CH!

I would use a twinkie but they are mushy and may make an aweful mess.

Ummm how come this statement makes me think you tried this already?

 

[crystalhunting]

Awww! Thanks CH!

I would use a twinkie but they are mushy and may make an aweful mess.

Thats the idea Gretchen....then I can eat you.



CH

 

[Starfish]

*looks all innocent*


Who me? Twinkie jamming is a sport, you know?

 

[Never]

 

[Weird Harold]

I got poison ivy on my arms and I keep smothering it in Caladryl Clear, but I am seemingly scratching it enough to make it seep and spread. I am deathly afraid it will spread to my crotch if I masturbate. I am out of batteries and I dying here.

Anyone ever had it on their genitals? Sounds horrific.

Never had any contact with Poison Ivy.

When I was a kid, I did use the leaves from a poison oak tree to wipe with. It was just before I learned to recognize poisonous palnts like poison oak and poison Ivy.

Many years later, when I was working for the USDA Forest Service as a fire fighter, I got a severe case of posion oak rash from the smoke of a burning thicket that covered about 80% of my body.

Luckily, I don't react severly to those types of toxins so calamine lotion kept the rash from spreading and it healed quickly.

To stop the itching and scratching try Orajel (tm), Solarcaine (tm), or the pain relief version of Neosporin (tm). The topical anesthetic in those products is very effective at stopping itching as well as it does pain.

 

[registered "^^"]

use cortisone

fastest way to get rid of poison ivy. lay it on thick.should clear in 2 or 3 days. calamine just stops the itch.

 

[Isolde]

*looks all innocent*


Who me? Twinkie jamming is a sport, you know?

Hummm..I just may have found a sport that I might enjoy as a spectator.

Think they will add that to the Olympics?

 

[registered "^^"]

Oral gel

WH where do you get all the neat tips at ?

 

[Isolde]

Orajel? I know what it is supposed to be used for..numbing baby's gums during teething...

Well, I guess numbing it would be better than itching but it sure would feel....weird...to say the least.

 

[Starfish]

I will try the suggestions, thank you very much.

Harold, I bet you cherish each oak free sphincter day of your life. I would.

"^^", I am with you on that one. This Caladryl shit doesn't even really stop the itch. I am glad I have a tube of cortizone, and some Neosporin with pain reliver.


Thanks guys.

 

[Isolde]

Orajel? I know what it is supposed to be used for..numbing baby's gums during teething...

Well, I guess numbing it would be better than itching but it sure would feel....weird...to say the least.

Not to mention you could put the vibrator and the veggies and fruit away.

 

[Valdimer]

Thank GOD I have not.

I just dont take the time to rub my cock and balls across a poison ivy plant..........hell fuckin no!!

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: Oral gel

WH where do you get all the neat tips at ?

I'm one of those weird people who actually read the ingredients on stuff. I discovered the benefits of Solarcaine for sunburn relief many years ago. So when I became a father and had need of Orajel, It didn't take a great leap of logice to figure out that Benzocaine would numb things just as well as Solarcaine.

When I was last at Disneyland, I got my forearms sunburned and discovered that Disneyland doesn't sell anything for sunburn relief, but they do have a fair selection of baby care products once you figure out where to ask for them. The clerrk thought I was crazy when I asked for sunburn relief, and then bought Orajel. It's a lot greasier than Solarcaine, but it works wonders for sunburn pain, and I needed some wonders worked quickly that day.

The pain relief Neosporin uses something other than Benzocaine, but it is the same family of topical anesthetics and should work just as well to stop itching. Neosporin has the added plus of speeding healing of the sores and preventing infection.

 

[Starfish]

Thank GOD I have not.

I just dont take the time to rub my cock and balls across a poison ivy plant..........hell fuckin no!!

It doesn't always require that, my dear.


Oh and you guys arn't going to believe this. I went to the medicine cabinet and no Cortizone. I do have some of the other stuff Harold suggested but guess what I did find and used and the itch is gone!


Anusol brand hemmoroid cream...

Too funny....... Hey is says right on the lable.....
.Fast Acting
.Numbs pain and burning
.Protects irritated skin


Well, no shit!


Isolde, I will just put them aside, how's that? I really like my other toys, but I'll only use twinkies when you're around!

 

[Starfish]

Re: Re: Oral gel

I'm one of those weird people who actually read the ingredients on stuff.

I must be a freak of nature then.

 

[Isolde]

Isolde, I will just put them aside, how's that? I really like my other toys, but I'll only use twinkies when you're around!

*looks up bus, plane and train schedules*

Hey..those twinkies dont last forever you know...

*looks at list of preservatives*

Then again...I could be wrong...

*hugs Starfish*

Thanks hun, its a deal!!!

 

[Starfish]

*hugs Isolde back*


I think teleportation is faster.

 

[Weird Harold]

*looks at list of preservatives*

Then again...I could be wrong...

On another twinkie thread (which I'm too lazy to look up for you,) there is a link to a site that ran "scientific" tests on twinkies.

One conclusion they drew was that Twinkies don't have a shelf-life, they have a half-life.

 

[Starfish]

I would love to see that link someday. If you ever run across it, would you PM it to me???

cute..

I wonder if you only ate twinkies, if when you died whether you'd be embalmed naturally...

Hum.... something to think about.