Have you ever noticed?

[april-wine]

I'll help ladies............SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP

 

[Shylady]

lol April you are so helpful!



*dang 120 seconds*

 

[april-wine]

lol April you are so helpful!



*dang 120 seconds*

I try Shy........I wouldn't you ladies to be stuck for licking......

Is there a 120 second rule in phone sex????

 

[Simply Me]

I love Mexican food! Poor Jon though, having to ride all the way to California with me afterwards ..


You have the nicest laugh though.


April, you keep on and I will have my first female sexual experience.

 

[april-wine]

April, you keep on and I will have my first female sexual experience.

LOL.......Promises Promises

 

[Shylady]

Simply just roll the windows down!

April I think the 120 seconds is for posting.


ummm Simply I hope you are happy, I am sitting here giggling now. Good thing only the cats are here to listen.

 

[Shaq]

I talk to married people...they are fun...

 

[Simply Me]

Ok girlie, when your phone rings and you hear this seductive voice saying to you.. " Howdy, wanna do me".. you will believe me.


Shy, I always laugh so much with you. I have missed you.


Funny, I have always been shy about that, and never did it around Jon. He got me laughing one night, and I warned him that I was in a "pre-gaseous" state, hoping that would scare him. Nooooo, not my Jon. He preceded to jump up and down on the bed till I was in a "post-gaseous" state. The things I have to put up with.

 

[Shylady]

Hi Shaq, I have always thought talking to me was fun.


I get alot of funny looks when I do it in public though.

 

[april-wine]

Ok girlie, when your phone rings and you hear this seductive voice saying to you.. " Howdy, wanna do me".. you will believe me.


Shy, I always laugh so much with you. I have missed you.


Funny, I have always been shy about that, and never did it around Jon. He got me laughing one night, and I warned him that I was in a "pre-gaseous" state, hoping that would scare him. Nooooo, not my Jon. He preceded to jump up and down on the bed till I was in a "post-gaseous" state. The things I have to put up with.

I will wait patiently by the phone lol........Ummmmm No post-gaseousness thanks lol

 

[Shylady]

Simply if my phone rings and you say "Howdy, wanna do me." I am gonna hurt myself laughing.


I always did think Jon was a fun guy!

 

[Simply Me]

They are just staring at those shorts shy.


April, I guess golden showers are out too?? .

 

[april-wine]

Showers are in.......


Though peeing is out.....ewwwwwwww

 

[Simply Me]

Simply if my phone rings and you say "Howdy, wanna do me." I am gonna hurt myself laughing.


I always did think Jon was a fun guy!

LOL, just you guys wait, I will do it. And if I get up the nerve to do it, I expect full rewards from both of you.


He is a fun guy, always makes me laugh. I love that about him. And his tail.

 

[Simply Me]

Showers are in.......


Though peeing is out.....ewwwwwwww

Showers can be fun. I get the soapy hands first though.

 

[Shylady]

Jeans! Those are Jeans not shorts. What do you think should I put my AA av up over here?

 

[april-wine]

Showers can be fun. I get the soapy hands first though.

SOAPY HANDS at your service.......

 

[Simply Me]

Jeans! Those are Jeans not shorts. What do you think should I put my AA av up over here?

I don't remember the one from over there. I do know that I like that one though. It's the hat that does it for me.

 

[Simply Me]

SOAPY HANDS at your service.......

Ok, that made me shift in my chair.

 

[Shylady]

It's a pic of me over there.

Yea I like that hat, but I know you secretly want my jeans, you have tried for years to get in them. I mean get them

 

[april-wine]

It's a pic of me over there.

Yea I like that hat, but I know you secretly want my jeans, you have tried for years to get in them. I mean get them

Nice eyes Shy......You look great......





Now about that shift in seating.......Need some help????????

 

[Shylady]

ty April.

Hey I think you are wearing her down, if you have her squirming.

 

[Simply Me]

Nice eyes Shy......You look great......





Now about that shift in seating.......Need some help????????

Ah, I remember now, and yes, you have very nice eyes. My butt won't fit in those jeans , too many reeses cups.

Ok April, that's it, as soon as I finish my burger, youre gonna put your money where your mouth is.. so to speak..

 

[april-wine]

OH OHHHHHHHHH I think I am in trouble lol..........

 

[Shylady]

That makes me wish I could figure a way to listen in on the conversation. *angel*