have you ever had an unknown crazy guy yell at you?

[glamorilla]

once i was hanging out at this bar called "the spike". one of the bartenders was a neighbor of mine and i was casually enjoyig the free cocktails and eye candy when this outrageously disgusting mancomes right up on into my face...reekeing of booze and bad breath and he had really,really bad frizzy hair and he says to me..."i know you...i know you" over and over...i was much younger at the time...maybe 26 tops and i was a little unnerved by his actions and aggressiveness...so i decide to make my way to the other side of the bar. My friend joked and said that kind of stuff was to be expected.

the guy comes over again...up in my face and does it again..more so...even getting grabby so i go back to the other end of the bar and this time my friend asked me if i wanted him taken care of (i.e.bounced) and sweet boy that i am (or was) i fugure no...as long as he stops bothering me im okay with it.

He does i again...this time actually trying to lean foward and kiss me. Well that did it...and my friend signalled the door guys (magnificent beasts) to get rid of him and as they were dragging him out the door kicking and screaming this is what he shouted out to me:

"you're new!!!you're new...you'll see...you'll get old too".

i of course giggled and ended up going home with the hunky bartender in leather and to this day I'm still button cute.

the end.

 

[lovetoread]

You are turning me on.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Yeah, but living or visiting in big cities pretty much insures it will happen.

 

[glamorilla]

a couple of weeks ago on my way to work i was waiting for the subway on a crowded platform. hundreds of people everywhere. crazy guy walks up next to me to the edge of the platform...drops his pants and lets out like a two minute whizz and like not even one other person noticed...not one person!!!

 

[Rambrat]

Yes, yes...this gay man came up to me and said ..."Iwant to suck your cock"!! And I said..."you couldn't take all of it!"


naw...I'm kidding...

I was in the city of Philadelphia. looking through a store front window. I see this reflection of a homeless man come up behind. I turn around and he yells..."the world is ending or something....then points at me and says...you're the one..."

I walked away quickly as he was still yelling. Fortunately, he didn't follow...

 

[KillerMuffin]

a couple of weeks ago on my way to work i was waiting for the subway on a crowded platform. hundreds of people everywhere. crazy guy walks up next to me to the edge of the platform...drops his pants and lets out like a two minute whizz and like not even one other person noticed...not one person!!!

There's a word for that. I think you'll like the sound of it.

Gesselschaft.

 

[Silverluna]

all the time...

his name is bob. bob likes tomato soup. he's my invisible friend's lover's sister....bob is having issues. poor bob.

 

[DrPecker]

don't they have a place to put all of these loons that come out of their holes and yell at people?? Oh, yeah that's an asylum.. HMMM i wonder why there are still more crazies out here than in there maybe for entertainment purposes???

 

[Silverluna]

don't make bob mad...

he might summon his other friends....they are mean...

 

[glamorilla]

There's a word for that. I think you'll like the sound of it.

Gesselschaft.

geshundight.

 

[sufisaint]

Unfornately I was usually the guy bouncing them out. The bar I worked in, long ago, was about two blocks from the the Psych hospital and they would wonder in almost weekly. Some of them are damn strong too. I remember one guy who came in and grabbed some girl, we literally had to rescue him from the crowd, about five guys just started whaling on him while about 40 people surrounded him and watched. I swear if we did not step in they would have beaten him to death. It was sad...

 

[glamorilla]

i worked as a bouncer once. similar scenario to the one i described above except it was my friend ronald who was getting hit on by the drunk guy...and ron is a pretty tough guy himself. this guy was bigger and quite wasted and after several warnings when he wouldn't stop harrassing my friend he got physical. i actually got him in a bear hug,hefted him out the door and told him not to come back in a voice i very rarely use.

of course ten seconds after i realised what i did my legs gave out and i sort of feinted.

but i did it.

 

[glamorilla]

Yes, yes...this gay man came up to me and said ..."Iwant to suck your cock"!! And I said..."you couldn't take all of it!"

you show me a gay man who can't take a big cock and i'll show you a straight boy with a limp wrist.

 

[SpiceCake]

I was crossing London Bridge and thei guy on a bicycle came up to me and yelled, "You fucking tourist! Get the fuck out of London! I want to kill you all!" Then he rode off. I fucking laughed so hard and about fell over the side into the Thames! LOL

 

[Rambrat]

you show me a gay man who can't take a big cock and i'll show you a straight boy with a limp wrist.

see... I knew there was something wrong with him when he ran away...

 

[Silverluna]

you show me a gay man who can't take a big cock and i'll show you a straight boy with a limp wrist.

*chokes on her ice cream*