Have you ever been with a psychic?

Dillinger

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Did he/she know exactly what to do to make you cum before you even told them?
 
Hehehehe, now THAT has me thinking....would they be using you for sex because they know it's not going to work out? Or would they jump you on the first date because they know it's meant to be?

Sounds like a win/win to me!
 
Good God No!

Could you imagine? They'd know when I was faking it (Never do, btw, ;) ) and when I was thinking "Just get off already!".

Nope, that would never work out.
 
I once fell asleep while on the phone with a dial-a-psychic....1 hour and $100 later, she was still talking and had no idea.

Things I'll never do again....
 
Well.....

That always brings about an interesting question (in my head anyway) ---

If they're psychic, then how come they don't know your name and birthdate when you call?
 
I'd have the same problem with a psychic, Wiggles. Plus, a psychic would know I was in a foursome a couple weeks ago, and went from bi-curious to bi last night, whereas a normal significant other has no clue.
 
Heh

If they were a psyschic...

1) They'd know how good you would be before you would
2) You wouldn't have to tell them when you were cumming
3) She wouldn't have to worry about date rape
4) Simultanious Orgasms would be a piece of cake
And immagine this one...
5) You walk up to her in a bar, she looks you over and lights up a post-coital cigarette right there

-I
 
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