Have you ever been to a national party convention?

[Peregrinator]

I've got the DNC stuff on CNN in the background, and it occurred to me that I have no idea what a convention is actually like. Anyone got insight/experience?

 

[Busybody]

STFU, TREE FUCKER

 

[oxphocker]

^^^
It's like the wind blowing...it makes noise but nothing is there.. *shrug*

 

[Busybody]

Oh look

an

OXPHUCKER and a TREE FUCKER

 

[Lancecastor]

I've got the DNC stuff on CNN in the background, and it occurred to me that I have no idea what a convention is actually like. Anyone got insight/experience?

In university as a "Young Conservative" (imagine that) I provided "security" at the conservative conventions, where my job at the hotel convention center was to try and keep an eye on the premier's wife, who was something of a drunken whore.

Good times. Lots of bullshit, booze and sex in stairwells, supply closets, etc.

 

[Wings]

I've only been to the DFL conventions in Minnesota.

 

[Lorilei]

Nope! But I went to Youth Assembly in the 10th grade. Does that count?

 

[Wings]

Nope! But I went to Youth Assembly in the 10th grade. Does that count?

Was it like band camp? Were there flutes in unfortunate places?

 

[Lorilei]

Was it like band camp? Were there flutes in unfortunate places?

Sort of. Only with a lot more virginity and self-righteousness.

 

[Adre]

Was it like band camp? Were there flutes in unfortunate places?

OMG. What did you do with flutes?

 

[Wings]

Sort of. Only with a lot more virginity and self-righteousness.

Well that sounds like a good time.

 

[Lorilei]

Well that sounds like a good time.

You would think, but not so much!

 

[Wings]

You would think, but not so much!

Hahaha, I actually lost my virginity at a Christian summer camp. I don't think that was supposed to happen but I was certainly saying "oh God" a lot.

 

[Lorilei]

Hahaha, I actually lost my virginity at a Christian summer camp. I don't think that was supposed to happen but I was certainly saying "oh God" a lot.

Lost mine in a tent, but there was no church event involved! Unless you count a performance of "Fiddler on the Roof".

 

[Wings]

Lost mine in a tent, but there was no church event involved! Unless you count a performance of "Fiddler on the Roof".

During the performance or after his performance?

 

[neci]

i'm in the 'never been' box. a good friend of mine went to the DNC in college. she came back super charged and ready to change the world.

 

[Lorilei]

During the performance or after his performance?

After. He was Tevye, I was a mere villager.

 

[Wings]

After. He was Tevye, I was a mere villager.

Oh girl! Moving up in the world.

 

[neci]

she also made a lot of connections.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

A friend of mine was at the rnc this year. Guess it was all rigged, or so a lot of em claim. Other then that he had fun.

Politics are always rigged though so big suprise.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Do they suck dicks there?

 

[Disgustipated]

Seems worse than being at a Price Is Right taping.

 

[neci]

A friend of mine was at the rnc this year. Guess it was all rigged, or so a lot of em claim. Other then that he had fun.

Politics are always rigged though so big suprise.

they are all 'rigged.' orchestrated.

Do they suck dicks there?

everywhere. greedy mouths and cocks behind every handshake.

Seems worse than being at a Price Is Right taping.

i would go.

 

[sweepthefloor]

everywhere. greedy mouths and cocks behind every handshake.

I wonder if they have a secret dick sucking shake.

 

[neci]

I wonder if they have a secret dick sucking shake.

we should go to a convention.