Have you ever been caught out........

[pop_54]

Just for fun folks.

Have you ever been caught out?

Has a family member, lover, husband, work mate, anyone really ever found any of your erotic toys or porn stash?

If so what did they find?

What happened afterwards?


Me? Oh my wife came close to catching me with our neighbour's wife one night at a party I don't know if that counts, I must consult my rule book.

 

[His_kitty]

My mother picked up my mail for me once and found my subscription to Playboy. I convinced her that it was all a mailing mistake. lol



My ex use to find ( though I don't really think snooping is counted as just *finding*) my toys and porn out all the time.

He would get a bit upset about it. He whined, I shrugged, that was all.

 

[Zmey]

Ewww ... I never forget first time I was caught .... it was nasty

 

[Lust Engine]

My ex use to find ( though I don't really think snooping is counted as just *finding*) my toys and porn out all the time.

He would get a bit upset about it. He whined, I shrugged, that was all.

I have no idea why he'd whine about it! Hell, I'd be excited as all hell knowing that you had such a drive and imagination. What's to get upset about??? I'd consider it a privelege going out with a woman with that kind of verve!

 

[Wiggles]

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[His_kitty]

I have no idea why he'd whine about it! Hell, I'd be excited as all hell knowing that you had such a drive and imagination. What's to get upset about??? I'd consider it a privelege going out with a woman with that kind of verve!

He had a thang called Vibrator envy.


What was odd is that he would often talk about how he'd love to come home and *catch me* but yet when he'd find a toy or movie out he'd get upset about it. lol.. he's an idiot.

 

[pop_54]

Yes sirrr

I have no idea why he'd whine about it! Hell, I'd be excited as all hell knowing that you had such a drive and imagination. What's to get upset about??? I'd consider it a privelege going out with a woman with that kind of verve!

Couldn't agree more

 

[Soblue]

Not since I was about 16 with the magazines under my matress that my mom found accidently. I was muy embarassed.

 

[acitore_vuli]

Not since I was about 16 with the magazines under my matress that my mom found accidently. I was muy embarassed.

That is your best AV yet blue.

 

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[Soblue]

Thanks acitore.

 

[pop_54]

Hmm

err

my parents found my joy of sex and karma sutra once

If mine had they'd probably have gone off and practiced with it all

 

[kotori]

He had a thang called Vibrator envy.


What was odd is that he would often talk about how he'd love to come home and *catch me* but yet when he'd find a toy or movie out he'd get upset about it. lol.. he's an idiot.

Maybe he was just upset about his poor timing.

 

[Trail48]

Maybe he was just upset about his poor timing.

timing is everything

 

[carrie-on]

About 6 yrs ago,I was in the shower with my ladyfriend and I think my daughter walked in on us. The reason I said I think is because the bathroom door (my private bathroom btw) was open a little and I know I shut it completely.She has never said anythin but she does look at my Lady and I,funny when she sees us together.
My boy has found my stash of Penthouses too...I know this because I found them in his room. It wouldn't have bothered me too much except that one of them was an unopened(still in plastic wrap) copy of the Penthouse with Vanessa Williams after she was ousted for being in a naughty pose with another woman.It has been opened now and the pages are stuck together.

 

[His_kitty]

Maybe he was just upset about his poor timing.

No, he is a classic example of someone who really wouldn't want to live out his fantasies.

Lil thing called jealousy.

 

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[His_kitty]

I'm afraid to inquire about said vibrator.....

Said vibrator was not very big.. I won't go into details about that. lol


He was jealous of the egg even, didn't matter.. he disliked them all.

 

[pop_54]

Hi

No, he is a classic example of someone who really wouldn't want to live out his fantasies.

Lil thing called jealousy.

Never live out all of your fantasies, life would be so very empty.

 

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[His_kitty]

Bastard......

Nice thighs.

 

[Epiphany]

My daughter found my vibrator in my drawer once. The particular one she found lights up and she turned it on and said "Mommy, the batteries in your flashlight are loose. They're wigglin' around!"

 

[PepperminTrish]

[B
He was jealous of the egg even, didn't matter.. he disliked them all. [/B]

Oh Lordy ....... do you think your ex and my husband are kin?


Same reactions to my having toys.

 

[His_kitty]

Oh Lordy ....... do you think your ex and my husband are kin?


Same reactions to my having toys.

lol

I suppose it didn't help any that I saved up an entire paycheck for a toy party that I attended.


His eyes popped and his jaw dropped when I brought my goodies into the house.


I thought of them as our fun thangs. lol

 

[Rubyfruit]

One time as I was rushing around in the morning to get my son on the awaiting school bus, I came outside to find one of my pre-schoolers chatting with the bus driver, and waiving about my dildo.

That was embarrassing.