Have You Done Your Part?

[Miss Oatlash]

Destroy America! One Family at a Time!

It occurs to me that I must get busy now!

I have not been doing my fair share of destroying the American family. My goodness! I haven't destroyed one at all yet! If the Radical Right is right (pun intended) I should have destroyed at least 1,732 families by now!!!

Alright, all you gay, bi, lesbian and transgendered people...GET BUSY destroying those families and the American Way of Life!!

 

[Etoile]

I thought just by existing we're undermining family values? (or something like that.)

ha!

 

[Miss Oatlash]

I thought just by existing we're undermining family values? (or something like that.)

ha!

Ah, yes. I've heard that argument as well.

Isn't it wonderful to have such power just by existing in the world??

 

[Queersetti]

I thought just by existing we're undermining family values? (or something like that.)

ha!

You are probably right, but just to be sure, I'm going to suck as much dick as I can in the next four years.

 

[DarkAurora]

They keep saying that if gay marriage becomes legal, then gays are redefining marriage. Since they keep accusing me of trying to redefine marriage, I might as well and go ahread and do it.

Marriage - The state of being trapped with one person for the rest of your life.

 

[CJontherocks]

Hmmmm... you think my failed marriage was a result of my latent desire to be with men on occasion?

If so, I'm 1 and 0! How many married people are there left? Who's keeping score?

 

[Regis2001]

I'll have you know it's those irritating heterosexuals who are destroying marriage. But maybe they're right as well.

Hey, maybe it's just all you boring monosexuals out there! Being so dull as only to be attracted to one gender is obviously having a negative effect on society as a whole...

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to complete my ritual Divorce Rate Dance.

 

[Miss Oatlash]

You are probably right, but just to be sure, I'm going to suck as much dick as I can in the next four years.

Good for you!!! I'll suck cock AND eat pussy! Perhaps I can destroy twice as many families!

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Marriage - The state of being trapped with one person for the rest of your life.

Yup...that happens to gay marriages too.

 

[theoneadd2]

LOL I think I'm in love with all of you. I'll do my part (Serving number 945!!!)

 

[Miss Oatlash]

I'll have you know it's those irritating heterosexuals who are destroying marriage. But maybe they're right as well.

Hey, maybe it's just all you boring monosexuals out there! Being so dull as only to be attracted to one gender is obviously having a negative effect on society as a whole...

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to complete my ritual Divorce Rate Dance.

I love being bisexual...more fun all around me...no limitations!

 

[Regis2001]

I love being bisexual...more fun all around me...no limitations!

If only I could say the same...

It seems people are far more willing to accept bisexual women than bisexual men. A lot of the time, the attitude I come across boils down to 'You're either straight and normal, or you're gay and have to act like Jack from Will & Grace'. Which pisses me off.

Incidentally, I may have destroyed at least three potential future marriages today. Go me!

 

[The Mutt]

If only I could say the same...

It seems people are far more willing to accept bisexual women than bisexual men. A lot of the time, the attitude I come across boils down to 'You're either straight and normal, or you're gay and have to act like Jack from Will & Grace'. Which pisses me off.

Incidentally, I may have destroyed at least three potential future marriages today. Go me!

I think bi-sexual men have it the toughest of anybody. Women are afraid i'm germ-ridden and gay men just say I'm in denial. Straight men say I'm a fag.
The truth is I just love having sex with married couples.

 

[Miss Oatlash]

It seems people are far more willing to accept bisexual women than bisexual men. A lot of the time, the attitude I come across boils down to 'You're either straight and normal, or you're gay and have to act like Jack from Will & Grace'. Which pisses me off.

I know...it sucks. But Mutt and I would be more than happy to play with you.

 

[Regis2001]

I know...it sucks. But Mutt and I would be more than happy to play with you.

Aww... thanks! I fear I may be on the wrong side of the Atlantic, but thanks anyway.

Anyway, I'm coping fairly well. The boyfriend helps. A lot. In many inventive and fun ways. Mmm... (Drools.)

Women are afraid I'm germ-ridden and gay men just say I'm in denial. Straight men say I'm a fag.

Gah, tell me about it. The worst thing is that I actually am extremely feminine, so everyone assumes I'm gay anyway. So I get attractive women fluttering around me expecting to get a fluffy pouf to be their bestest ever friend for the evening, and every time I tell them I'm bi not gay, and that yes I do like women and yes they are very attractive, they just cut and run. It gets depressing after a while.

Fortunately, it doesn't happen so often these days. I just followed the same formula that's served me well for most of my life: save going in drag for special occasions, and steer well clear or gay clubs. You wouldn't believe how many straight women you get in gay clubs. It's bloody annoying.

Also, I may have mildly betrayed the cause. I got off with some woman's husband, and she asked me to do it again while she got her camera. Dammit.

I did it again, of course, but I did feel mildly cheated.

 

[Mrs.H]

I love being bisexual...more fun all around me...no limitations!

ME TOO!! ME TOO!!

 

[asphaltangel]

Total Destruction!!

Well since I have everybody's permission to pillage and plunder look out gals and guys here I CUM!!!

Angel

 

[The Mutt]

Aww... thanks! I fear I may be on the wrong side of the Atlantic, but thanks anyway.

Anyway, I'm coping fairly well. The boyfriend helps. A lot. In many inventive and fun ways. Mmm... (Drools.)



Gah, tell me about it. The worst thing is that I actually am extremely feminine, so everyone assumes I'm gay anyway. So I get attractive women fluttering around me expecting to get a fluffy pouf to be their bestest ever friend for the evening, and every time I tell them I'm bi not gay, and that yes I do like women and yes they are very attractive, they just cut and run. It gets depressing after a while.

Fortunately, it doesn't happen so often these days. I just followed the same formula that's served me well for most of my life: save going in drag for special occasions, and steer well clear or gay clubs. You wouldn't believe how many straight women you get in gay clubs. It's bloody annoying.

Also, I may have mildly betrayed the cause. I got off with some woman's husband, and she asked me to do it again while she got her camera. Dammit.

I did it again, of course, but I did feel mildly cheated.

If I could pull off playing the pouf, I think it would be fun to sit around with the girls in their nighties at their slumber party, braiding their hair and talking about what shits men are.
Unfortunately, as good an actor as I am, I'm not that good. And my big boner would give me away.

 

[College_geek]

Do you think gay marriage/ glbt supports are family destroyers, too, because we encourage these horrible acts?

I have to say, what pissed me off more than Bush winning the election (mainly because I saw it coming...*sigh*) was the fact that 11 states banned gay marriage...yeesh.

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Aww... thanks! I fear I may be on the wrong side of the Atlantic, but thanks anyway.

Anyway, I'm coping fairly well. The boyfriend helps. A lot. In many inventive and fun ways. Mmm... (Drools.)

You never know when I'll be flying across the Atlantic looking for fun! Don't count me out yet!

Also, I may have mildly betrayed the cause. I got off with some woman's husband, and she asked me to do it again while she got her camera. Dammit.

I did it again, of course, but I did feel mildly cheated.

Don't worry...given the circumstances, I'd have done the same thing!

Originally posted by asphaltangel
Well since I have everybody's permission to pillage and plunder look out gals and guys here I CUM!!!

Go get 'em girlie!!! Count me in too...I love to watch!

 

[The Mutt]

What's more fun than getting a full-contact couch dance from a sexy stripper? Watching your Mistress get a full-contact couch dance from a sexy stripper.
Strippers never suck on my nipples when they dance for me.

 

[Stiffy Says...]

Do you think gay marriage/ glbt supports are family destroyers, too, because we encourage these horrible acts?

I have to say, what pissed me off more than Bush winning the election (mainly because I saw it coming...*sigh*) was the fact that 11 states banned gay marriage...yeesh.

I hope we destroy just as many, if not more so, College. I know I sure did my part by proudly displaying "No on 36" (Oregon's hate measure) bumper stickers and a yard sign - even tried talking my ultra conservative, homphobic(maybe just insanely closeted - I wonder) dad into voting against it.

 

[Mikijl Dragon]

I am Bi Doom destroyer of worlds!

 

[Stiffy Says...]

Bush winning not a surprise...

..because that Diebold (was it ceo?) "promised to deliver the vote in Ohio to Mr. Bush" this year. Who DIDN'T see this time being Bush's victory, legitimate or faked? I say we were cheated, because thinking that so many Americans can support his brand of screwing the little person is just too depressing.

 

[headstrong69]

down with our lousy government

if they think glbt people are so dangerous, why not prove em right?
we should rise up, and take down the government
after it's over, we rebuild, and only people who are glbt should be aloud to hold office in the new order!


on a more serious note, it would be better if more glbt people were in the government, or at least more people who actually knew and understood them
i think progress will happen faster if we can get more glbt people, and their supporters, into places with political power